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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:05 pm
Sorry Hex. This time the criminals died with their plans. sad
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:06 pm
Jonah Hex Yo're hahdly in thuh majority. Since it seems Ah'm gonna be abouts hyar for a while, let me ask; there a local sheriff's office or anywhar y'all have seen Wanted posters? Idle hands are thuh devil's plaything. Ah'd best see if thar's some work for me. Hmm.. you're in need of work, you say? Mr. Pendulum and Phoebe don't seem to be able to make it to this little pocket dimension; I could do with some hired muscle.
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:10 pm
Depends on thuh job an' thuh pay.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:18 pm
Jonah Hex Depends on thuh job an' thuh pay. Dunno. What are going rates these days? As for the job, well, it's quite simple, really. Accompany me around this dimension while I'm here, watch out for any tentacled horrors that might bear me a grudge, and kill them as necessary. Easy work, innit?
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:23 pm
Tentacles. Hell.
: surprised pens up a pouch from his belt and dashes out some tobacco onto a paper. Licks the edge and rolls it up. Lights the cigarillo::
Awright. How often you git molested by tentacles, on av'rage?
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:26 pm
Jonah Hex Tentacles. Hell. : surprised pens up a pouch from his belt and dashes out some tobacco onto a paper. Licks the edge and rolls it up. Lights the cigarillo:: Awright. How often you git molested by tentacles, on av'rage? Are we talking voluntarily, or the 'no! help me! aargh!" sort?
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:28 pm
Forgit Ah asked. Mah rate's $500 per day, plus expenses.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:33 pm
Jonah Hex Forgit Ah asked. Mah rate's $500 per day, plus expenses. Excellent! It's a deal, then. Shall we shake on it? *extends a bony hand*
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:33 pm
::spits in his hand and shakes with him::
Time tuh start ringin' up expenses.
::reaches behind the bar and finds a bottle of gin::
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:41 pm
Jonah Hex ::spits in his hand and shakes with him:: Time tuh start ringin' up expenses. ::reaches behind the bar and finds a bottle of gin:: Good man. *helps himself to the beer tap*
Ah, hello there! *waves to Lori* Pardon, you wouldn't happen to have a f**, would you? I seem to be fresh out. *pats down the front of his jacket*
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:42 pm
Ack! Zombie!
*Points her cane at him menacingly.*
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Wormwood Gentleman Corpse
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:51 pm
Lori Zechlin Ack! Zombie!
*Points her cane at him menacingly.* Zombie?! Excuse me, madame, but I am a businessman. *looks offended*
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:53 pm
Profession and metaphysical state are mutually exclusive. I've seen enough shambling reanimated corpses in my time to know one when I see it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:54 pm
*makes his way back in* JESUS!!!
Isn't it against health code to have zombies in a restaurant?
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