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 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:52 am
Its not my fault that you cant look at your self in the mirror.
You forced my friend into a brass bull then lit it on fire killing him :C
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:23 am
He was assisting a witch, what else would you have me do?
You forgot to pay for my meal! :'(
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:25 am
I thought we were going dutch!
You got my gerbil drunk!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:55 am
I needed a drinking buddy!
You squashed my pet Mr. Spider! gonk
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:01 am
I'm arachnophobic and he made me feel gross.
You killed my microwave with aluminum foil!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:13 am
I HAD A DERP MOMENT!
You killed Kenny!
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:44 am
Kotaro Fuma and Tsuruhime…
who the heck is that?
you can't stop singing when you mean to talk!
it's making me lol
Bestest/craziest/strangest couple ever
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:46 am
I like singing!
You won't stop dancing on my lawn!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:15 am
My old boss was buried there, so I'm dancing on his grave!
You looked at me!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:33 pm
Objection! What took place was a mere side glance in the general direction of the leg-shaped lamp that was then obscured by that man's presence!
And you didn't replace the toilet paper roll after you finished using it, didn't you?
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:44 pm
I could have, but the closest thing we had to toilet paper was sandpaper. Ouch.
I saw you eating a packet of salt.
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:00 pm
BECAUSE I COULD!
You won't stop using me as a pillow!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:07 pm
That's 'cuz you're so soft! Plus, you keep sleeping at the head of my bed.
You keep tossing little animals in front of moving trains.
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:58 pm
I thought that was part of the game?!
Why did you steal my spatula?
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:25 pm
Kotaro Fuma and Tsuruhime…
just to make deep fried tater tots!
you ate my deep fried tater tots!
Bestest/craziest/strangest couple ever
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