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Cabron the Swan

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:16 am


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You wouldn't know at a glance, but the area I live in is chock full of wetlands. So I basically live on a hill surrounded by mosquito- and horsefly-infested swamps. ******** insects, man.
You need to do what I did. Flies always get in my house somehow, so I just let spiders live everywhere in the house that isn't my room. I watch them sometimes, but I have never actually seen them catch anything. This little one with spindly legs actually got a fly in his legs and was trying o subdue it, but the fly's torso was bigger than his and it cannon balled away from him.

EDIT: Yeah J. You know you gotta try to lure it into your pants. What were you thinking?
Spiders are cool. I don't know why everyone hates them. Not only do they eat pests, they do it with super-intricate web traps. Do you know how smart a spider must be? They memorize which of their web strands are sticky and which aren't so they don't get caught in their own trap. It pisses me off when I see people break their webs. That would be like forcing you to change all your passwords, your address, your zip code, your phone number, and your name, and re-remember them ALL and if you get it wrong even once, you die.

Trapdoor spiders scare the ******** out of me. D:
The jumping ones are the only ones I can't handle.

@Owwin: Not me. Then again I don't live somewhere there are poisonous spiders. Jarrod said there were tarantulas in California. I probably wouldn't be so calm about those. D; WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SHAVE OFF THAT HAIR BUGS DON'T HAVE HAIR, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN A MAMMAL
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:22 am


A tarantula would flip me the ******** out if one surprised me. I know they aren't poisonous, and are really gentle, but look at how big they are. ******** man.

I think the worst things I have to deal with around here are black widows and brown recluses. Recluses make me wanna cry.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:28 am


********, the recluses. D:

My friend has a special way of dealing with flies. He's gotten really good with whips over the years, to the point that he can accurately whip a fly out of the air. I watched him do it once. There was a crack, and the fly shot downwards, surrounded by the twinkling dust that had been its wings. The fly got up and walked away before I crushed it.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:32 am


Can we NOT talk about Spiders? *shudder*

In my mind, theyre ALL poisonous. = .=;;

I ESPECIALLY HATE THE "Taran-OH GOD I CANT EVEN SAY IT.

*flips the ******** out at the thought*

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:32 am


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My friend has a special way of dealing with flies. He's gotten really good with whips over the years, to the point that he can accurately whip a fly out of the air. I watched him do it once. There was a crack, and the fly shot downwards, surrounded by the twinkling dust that had been its wings. The fly got up and walked away before I crushed it.
That is a ******** lie! There is no way. PICS! PICS!

That sounds so kick a**, but to whip the wings off a fly? That is like, ******** crazy comic book precision. You gotta understand where I am coming ******** that is so cool. Can he go to an anime convention with us as a belmont?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:36 am


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My friend has a special way of dealing with flies. He's gotten really good with whips over the years, to the point that he can accurately whip a fly out of the air. I watched him do it once. There was a crack, and the fly shot downwards, surrounded by the twinkling dust that had been its wings. The fly got up and walked away before I crushed it.
That is a ******** lie! There is no way. PICS! PICS!

That sounds so kick a**, but to whip the wings off a fly? That is like, ******** crazy comic book precision. You gotta understand where I am coming ******** that is so cool. Can he go to an anime convention with us as a belmont?
Yeah, gotta see that to believe it. That guy could be the next Youtube sensation. FILM IT.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:38 am


Owwin
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My friend has a special way of dealing with flies. He's gotten really good with whips over the years, to the point that he can accurately whip a fly out of the air. I watched him do it once. There was a crack, and the fly shot downwards, surrounded by the twinkling dust that had been its wings. The fly got up and walked away before I crushed it.
That is a ******** lie! There is no way. PICS! PICS!

That sounds so kick a**, but to whip the wings off a fly? That is like, ******** crazy comic book precision. You gotta understand where I am coming ******** that is so cool. Can he go to an anime convention with us as a belmont?

He was surprised, too. He said he'd never gotten the wings before like that. xd
Besides, that was just with a lanyard for a USB stick. xd
Also, eew no. He'd be a disturbingly tubby Belmont. xd
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:39 am


ok thats it we need a sailor moon thread in here lol

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Cabron the Swan

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:42 am


I've been putting off my afternoon walk. Damn you Internet.

Be back in about an hour. When I get back, Transformice, kay? kay.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:45 am


Wantcookie
He was surprised, too. He said he'd never gotten the wings before like that. xd
Besides, that was just with a lanyard for a USB stick. xd
Also, eew no. He'd be a disturbingly tubby Belmont. xd
He could be Simon during the curse in simon's quest.

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SoThatAznGirl

PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:49 am


Owwin
A tarantula would flip me the ******** out if one surprised me. I know they aren't poisonous, and are really gentle, but look at how big they are. ******** man.

I think the worst things I have to deal with around here are black widows and brown recluses. Recluses make me wanna cry.


SPIDERS SCARE ME TO DEATH!!!! I blame it on this horror movie where a plane crashed into a mountain full of mutated spiders and the two little girls were, like, marked and started transforming at night and eating the town.

Once, I went to take a shower, pulled back the curtain, and there was a (@^#($ HUGE TARANTULA THE SIZE OF AN AVERAGE HAND sitting above the drain!!! I wouldn't shower for, like, a week. I was really afraid that my dad would die when he went in to kill it. X_X
PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:04 pm


..... Well, yeesh, I didn't mean to scare everyone away. o.O lol, alright, peace, y'all!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:09 pm


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:19 pm


You guys are all pansies. I mean, yes, I'll flip out if a spider pop out of nowhere.

I'll initially freak out if I find a tarantula, but they aren't native in Canada and are considered pets. :/ I'd capture that s**t, put it in a fish tank we have, and then build that thing a home.

Way better than going from house to house looking for food. <3

There aren't any recluses or black widows in Canada either, if I think about it. Or at least in Alberta.

I really want a snake though. Or a ferret.

Or a Torchic. Or a Snorunt.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:20 pm


Well I got Wii Sports Resort. With the Motionplus Acessory, i'm officially ready for Skyward Sword when it comes out.

And thanks to this game, I hit Platinum Status at Club Nintendo! Bonus! Now to see what awesome prize will be in store for me this year.

I was in such a good mood, I wasted 25 bucks to get that EI bundle. I hope Haru's not mad at me for getting Mona's Potion.
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