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 Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:17 pm
Granted, you're frozen in stasis for all of eternity.
I wish I knew the secrets to rewriting the genetic code.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:24 pm
GrandMaster Draco_Lord Granted. You have all the time in the world! Your mind works so fast that every second is like a million years. Sadly your body hasn't adjusted. So when I poke you, that poke lasts over two million years, like an annoying itch that you can't scratch. I wish I never had to eat at Steers again. Mine was ignored... damn you Sera. Granted. You knew the secrets. You learnt them in a dream, then lost them in another dream.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:43 pm
Lol we posted at like the same time!
Granted, the restaurant changes its name to Nutless Bulls.
I wish I could remember that dream I had the other night.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:49 pm
Granted: Your girlfriend and I were gettin it on.
I wish I had a hot girlfriend.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:51 pm
Granted, your girlfriend falls into a volcano.
I wish I had a new lighter.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:52 pm
Granted: A bolt of lightning hits your face.
I wish I made more money.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:42 pm
Granted, but just as easily as you received it, it is just as easily blown away in the wind... off over a cliff and into the sea where Kraken waits to eat on you...
I wish I could see the Lightning Thief next, Clash of the Titans was awesome rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:09 pm
Granted, buts its dubbed in French only.
I wish for.....more manga?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:18 pm
Granted you receive a massive amount of american rip-offs of the more famous manga...
I wish I could turn my mean streak on and off...
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:22 pm
Granted, you now have a switch for it on your back.
(my gosh i suck at these again)
I wish for....chinese food.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:26 pm
((It'll get better through repetition...))
Granted, but it is old and not cooked all the way so...
You'll be on the toilet for a bit...
I wish for a new dsi
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:23 pm
granted you get robbed and shot where no man wants to ever be shot sorry for your man hood loss
i wish i had a better job that i dont get fired from
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:07 am
granted but instead of getting fired... you get laid off because they don't have enough money to pay you for your awesomeness...
I wish I was not hated so much crying
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:19 pm
Granted: You receive 10,000,000 gold and I tell everyone on gaia.
I wish I could sing.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:22 pm
Granted but your singing only attracts the neighborhood dogs.
I wish for more starbucks.
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