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 Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:08 pm
Did you hear about the new town in California made out of recycled materials?
One part of town was made mostly of free AOL install discs. It's known as the CD part of town.
Next to that is a part of town made of a mix of aluminum cans, mostly Bud-Lite and Red Bull. It's known as the Red+Lite district.
Stop signs came from run-down school buses. They're known as bus stops.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:24 pm
Strideo 3. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I don't get this one...
Is equal to the love you make.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:29 pm
!SoCk_FeTiSh! Strideo 3. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I don't get this one...
Is equal to the love you make. It's a play off of... southern (western? country?) accent, I think? Possibly also a movie quote? Basically, "papa" refers to the individual's father, right? (Mama is the mother equivalent.) In some accents, they're simply referred to as "ma" and "pa", which are pronounced "maw" and "paw." Basically, the literal words of the pun refer to the fact that the dog probably had a leg shot, but the way you imagine the voice in your head, you'd imagine the dog is looking for revenge against the person that shot his father.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:37 pm
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:05 pm
Nadian Strideo I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Hehehe. Reminds me of a similar one: I was walking in the park when I started wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger when they're heading towards you. Then it hit me. Also, not a joke... this is a real life funny haha... our chiropractor's name is Dr. Poppum.
xD I brought my cat and dog to the vet the other day
and thew doctor at the office is Dr. Sara Whitebone.
I think she changed her name when she got the degree.
Is equal to the love you make.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:11 pm
Jackalope2 A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding Hey, that was on punditkitchen.com today: 
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:16 pm
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:17 pm
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:45 pm
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:49 pm
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:30 pm
heart _ heart
Truly the most superior form of art and comedy.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:52 pm
Okami Ameras A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Oh, wow. rofl Seriously though, puns are epic.
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:34 pm
General Lea Okami Ameras A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Oh, wow. rofl Seriously though, puns are epic. xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:39 pm
Did you hear about the human+mushroom hybrid child? All the other kids want to play with him ; apparently, he's a fun guy. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:44 pm
Okami Ameras A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. I like that one. 3nodding
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