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No one really saw this, but I still felt so stupid afterwards.

I was changing my pad, and was having problems with the stickies that hold the pad on. I couldn't get them off, so I decided to just yank the pad off, and when it came off, it hit me in the face.

If your still interested in looking at porn, PM me. I can tell you a couple ways to keep your internet history secret.

Anyway, I've had some close run-ins with internet history myself. I remember I was on a porn site once, back in 8th grade (I'm in 10th now) and suddenly my mom walks in the back door (my computer is in the basement). I hastily remove my hand from my pants and close the window, and spin around in my chair to say hi.

We were chatting for a second or two, when she focuses on the screen behind me. " eek What is that?" I hastily spin back around to my computer. It's one of those sneaky webpages, which has a popup when you close the window. " gonk It's uhhh... sweatdrop . I can explain!" I respond. She somehow knows how to grab my direct history (damn, I didn't know she could do that. She's usually computer illiterate.) and finds where I've been. "Oh, I'll talk to your father about this." she says. What goes through my mind: " gonk I'm grounded for life."

But thankfully my dad is much cooler than I thought (I hadn't realized this back then). We have a little chat, and I manage to improvise a story about how it had popped up in a Google search, and I had been curious and explored it. He even added something like this to the end of our conversation: "Well, you know, if your ever curious about something, you can come straight to me, and keeping it on the down low, I can show you some stuff and explain it." Holy crap, is my dad awesome!

Then another time, more recently, probably last year, I got sloppy and forgot to take my usual precautions, and my dad come upon a site in my history. I managed to make up something about a Google search again (damn, I love that excuse). I'm glad he didn't notice the hue my face had turned.

So far this year, I've been good about when to, "take care of business" so to speak, so I haven't had too many situations like this. Just a couple with my dad/mom coming in unexpectedly, and me having to remove my hand from my pants at lightinng speed while minimizing Firefox. I've gotten damn good at it.

If you guys are curious, I'll explain my whole system/track covering method when it comes to porn.

EDIT:

No, its not really. But its damn funny xp . That reminds me, I'm one of the few that hasn't had a chance to do that yet... twisted

Last September I had my Bat Mitzvah, and I had all these weird health problems sorta. I had the hiccups a lot, and I was nervous and anxious a lot that summer. So finally, we had gone on vacation to this resort near Jacksonville, Florida, and I woke in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and then I found a little suprise in my underwear. I freaked and woke up my mom, and she was all suprised, 'cause I've never cried, or gotten scared or grossed out or anything like that because of my period before. So she told me to calm down, and gave me some pads (she always had some just in case), and told me that we could go to a drugstore in the morning. She suspected it was because I had been so tense that summer, and I had just relaxed. So I calmed down and went back to sleep.

Next morning, I wake up, and there are a few small, brownish-reddish spots on the sheet redface . I had to share the bed with my 8-year-old sister, so I couldn't explain it to her or my dad, who was present at the time, so I came up with a story on the spot. I said that I had been hungry in the middle of the night, and I knew that there were some M&Ms in the room, so I had gotten some and ate them in bed (without waking my sister), and supposed that I had dropped a few and that they had melted. My sister did the "oohh, you're in trouble" dance, and my dad was like o_0, 'cause he didn't believe me. I got in a little trouble, but since I bleed kinda heavy during the night, my mom said to wear two pads so it wouldn't happen again. As little as she is, my sister isn't that guillible. mrgreen

This was when I had only had my period for abut 7-8 months.

I can't think of anything that's happened to me, but something pretty embarrasing happened to my brother, which I overheard:

He was looking at porn while my mom and I were home, and my mom walked in on him. My mom is chinese so she starts yelling at the top of her lungs, "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT PRON! DO YOU LIKE THE TITTIES AND d**k AND a**! PRON IS BAD! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING PRON, IT IS GROSS!" Well it was all with a chinese accent, and my brother looked like he was going to either burst out laughing, or start crying. stressed

lol sounds fun, but im in 7th and im not really into this, but this guy makes me all "horny" and that... even tho i dotn want to ask him out since he said he was done with relationship after he dumped his previous ex

okay well i was in the 8th grade, and on my third day on my period. well anways. i was in 5th period [reading] and me and my best friend decided to go to the library. since it was heavy,i basicaly stood cus i felt i was about to "leak" so i asked my best friend if there was anything there, and she sed no. by then after we checked the books out, i felt dizzy and felt like i was going to collapse cus i couldnt really walk straight. but i toughed it out, i thought i just got up to quickly you know? so as we walk back to class i give the pass ot the teacher and sat down. then when the bell rang i got up and when i was out the door i asked my best friend again if there was anything and she sed no, and i sed look again. and when she did, she was all HOLY s**t!!!! there was this huge dot/line thing on the but of my pants. i was so horrified i threw my back to the lockers and put my sweater around my waist. by then people were staring at us at what the hell we were doing, so outta the blue, i started humming the "mission impossible" theme song cool and me & my best friend just darting through the halls. to the office. to get me a change of pants. eek

Alright all you GUYS should know what I'm talking about. Ok so I'm 14 and I'm talking to this girl I've had the biggest crush on for three years now and all of a sudden my voice cracks. Now this happens alot, but the girl I have a crush on. I was SO embarrassed. She just giggled and acted like nothing happened but yeh it was embarrassing.

Have I got a few stories for you guys!

One night, at my house (No, I live alone) my boyfriend came over and we were having sex, and doing other wild things (He is now my fiancee) to eachother. We're laying in my bed, having sex, and THEN a BASEBALL comes HURDLING through the window, and hits my boyfriend in the buttocks. I laughed SO hard.

Then, once, we were both BUTT NAKED in my room, and at this time, a friend came over and I didn't know it..ATALL. So, we're in my room, BUTT NAKED, making out, and my friend barges right in on us, and we had a blanket handy, so we layed on my bed, covering ourselves.