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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:58 pm
... then The Donald walked in. Yeah, that's right, Donald Trump. And he said...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:39 am
"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
And then he shot Batman's parents. Batman cried and cried, and this experience so affected him he resolved to don an alias and fight crime as Super-Jabberwocky, the terror of criminals everywhere. Soon he was put to the test when this new super-villain appeared, going by the name of...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:51 pm
Captain Political Talking Head! Captain Political Talking Head went on, and on, and on about the state of the economy until Batman was bored to tears, and would have cried the room full, he was so bored, if he had any tears left from the tragic death of his parents. But he didn't, so it was only about the size of a child-sized swimming pool...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:51 pm
...which was perfect for Batman's assistant, Chibi-Robin. Chibi-Robin hurriedly put on his swim suit and dived in, unaware of the horrible menace that lurked deep in the child-sized swimming pool of tears...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:50 pm
which was the giant squid. Not the Giant Squid from the Harry Potter books, but the actor that played him in the movies...
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:19 pm
...who proceeded to tap Chibi-Robin on the shoulder and then jump to the other side as Chibi-Robin glanced over his shoulder to see who it was.
Chibi-Robin grew quite frightened and did what he always did when he was frightened, which was...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:46 am
BITE! He had never made it past kindergarten, since he was only a chibi, so he never learned that there are More Healthy Ways To Express Ourselves. He latched onto the squid actor, and he flailed, and the squid flailed. And what did Batman do? Why, he...
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:18 pm
... watched as I hopelessly flailed about on the floor. You see, my IQ was suffering from what you call a "scrambled egg clogger thing," in which something clogs and expands over your entire brain so that you can't think. Well, having "Famous Last Words" stuck in my head was the "scrambled egg clogger thing" because Gerard Way's voice was filling my brain, and although I wanted to kick him in the balls, I couldn't, because...
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:54 pm
...someone had stolen them from the pantry last October. However, I compensated by...
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:42 pm
... popping a large bag of powdered sugar in his face. What? I mean, "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge." Get it? Powdered sugar is sweet, there's a little joke there, don't you see? Well, anyway, then this little bunny appeared on Gerard's shoulder, and it told me to...
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:57 pm
...use the Force! I looked at it incredulously, thinking perhaps it had lost itself in the world of fantasy and science fiction, but was struck speechless when I realized that it was dressed in women's lingerie, from sparkly armwarmers to stilettoes as pearly and sparkling as its oversized front teeth.
"You!" I cried, flinching so that it tumbled off my shoulder. "What're you--"
The bunny winked. "I'm just a sweet..."
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:40 pm
"..Little porcupine! Why must you mock my attire? I can dress however I want! FORCE! USE IT!" When his words weren't heeded.. he magically swooped them all into a spontaneous black hole. Then a green happy foot appeared and stomped on the bunny.
"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha. I rock the casbah!" The foot cried.
"uh.. Bye" The rabbit ran away.
So the foot began creating city inhabited by pigeons. One yellow pigeon fell in love with the foot and ran up to him. That pigeon was feeling brave so he looked straight at the foot and...
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:57 pm
... Whispered, "You rock my socks. Marry me or I'll beat you with a stick."
And then a monkey with a foot fetish stole the foot and...
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:28 pm
...and made a music video in the style of film noir.
This attracted the unwanted attentions of...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:42 pm
PETA and the FCC. both are loud, obnoxious, and always popping up when they're not wanted. PETA caught a whiff of interspecies "relations" and the FCC was just miffed over the popularity of the video and wanted to stir things up. The monkey's agent said this at the press conference:
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