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 Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:13 am
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn ... dramallama dramallama
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:28 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:49 pm
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to...
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:33 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:10 pm
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly...
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:18 pm
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens....
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:19 pm
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. ...
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:33 am
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:18 pm
...and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess ran up to...
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:05 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:31 pm
..and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess ran up to the pr0n studio so she could...
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:18 am
..and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable. The sweet princess ran up to the pr0n studio so she could sell Beanie Babies...
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am
THE STORY SO FAR:
There once was a pretty girl whose hair was purple and green. She had a magic sword which can transform anybody. She came from that mysterious place that had a lot of different things that could make the world look very pretty. One day she she heard a very pretty song that enchanted her and goes like the tune of Bumble Bee Tuna. She was pretty as warm sunshine and smelled like apples and oranges.
Then a snail began climbing up her closet door. She picked it up and said, "Hello there, little snail. Why did you climb up my closet door?"
The witty snail said "Well....seee......................... to molest sheep”
I cannot be forgetting that I have super-powers such as invisibility, so she disappeared into a vacume.
Then the girl with the purple and green hair said “I must find that snail. It's the key to the apocalypse and it could change the whole planet’s spinning.
The people are all on myspace because they are looking for easy teens while old men take their Viagra giving them heart attack and might send them to everlasting pain and the Emergency Room.
Suddenly, when the clock strikes midnight the girl is transformed into a Costplay Maid and has a little pimple on her face which is green and orange and explodes.....so the girl uses a stinky, slimy small piece of wood that is actually a worm whose name is Beenie the Crawler and he likes Lord of The Onions, a brand that rarely contains any onions but make people cry a lot, because it smells like wet dogs and Stinky sox, beside rotten garbage heap on a hot SUMMER JULY DAY in new mexico inside an oven.
The girl was petrified by the horrible little creature that looked like a snot blob and had three big red eyes!!! and a giant dragon spiky tail!!!
It jumped on the girl's head and laid an egg of fuzzyness which promptly hatched Into a big orange slime creature that smelled like vincent's crusty toes after his pedicure.
The girl grabbed a cooking ladle and thow it at a mirror which was magic and opened a portal to hell and demons came out into the light and died the demons screamed and evaporated. But, the portal closed just after a little demon escaped and looked around and bit the shizzniz out of a fat man who is nice and gave cookies to the young children in the orphanage and the big orange slime bit into the cookie, which made him glow and become a magical unicorn with wings.
The girl gasped, OMG! It is so pretty! I want pound puppy pets with pretty pink satin bows that match my dress. Plus a pitchfork to poke that snot blob worm.
The magical unicorn broke his horn and started crying and was sad, so the girl glued it back on the unicorn's smelly rear end. Luckily, it fell off and hit a little toad who happened to cause extreme hallucinations about becomming famous and finding treasure worth a lot at the marketplace, enough to buy an angelic sash and a ninja headband and maybe a nitemare scarf. Now the unicorn gave the princess the power to transform lead into super beanie babies which are highly toxic to kittens that are adorable.
The sweet princess ran up to the pr0n studio so she could sell Beanie Babies...
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:42 am
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