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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:59 pm
OH OH OH PICK ME!
After I saw this movie me and my friend spent like an hour plotting his death! It was wonderful xd
okay so first... actually damn I don't remember...
well anyway, hanging him by his toes was involved, and then a certain dismembering of body parts. after which he was drug around by horses and before all of this he was more or less drowned in that pit he falls into trying to save christine only there are spikes so he is bled pretty good, THEN goes through the whole ordeal of being hung by his toes and whatnot.
how's that? biggrin
actually we thought it was quite morbid that we came up with such a thing, but it was funny as hell and we REALLY wanted him to die. I think there also may have been burning involved but I am not sure, I can't quite remember.
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:04 pm
chilice OH OH OH PICK ME! After I saw this movie me and my friend spent like an hour plotting his death! It was wonderful xd okay so first... actually damn I don't remember... well anyway, hanging him by his toes was involved, and then a certain dismembering of body parts. after which he was drug around by horses and before all of this he was more or less drowned in that pit he falls into trying to save christine only there are spikes so he is bled pretty good, THEN goes through the whole ordeal of being hung by his toes and whatnot. how's that? biggrin actually we thought it was quite morbid that we came up with such a thing, but it was funny as hell and we REALLY wanted him to die. I think there also may have been burning involved but I am not sure, I can't quite remember. OH OH OH!!!! I think we were also going to have him torn in half by the horses. tying one end of him to one horse and the other end to another horse. xd xd xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:11 pm
Seeing as the character is...strangely unnavailable?
Me and my friends are planning to take out the actor who played him in the most recent movie ninja
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:41 am
Quote: Seeing as the character is...strangely unnavailable? Me and my friends are planning to take out the actor who played him in the most recent movie ninja That's illegal, y'know. Besides, what did Patrick Wilson do wrong? He was the best actor in that movie. Quote: After I saw this movie me and my friend spent like an hour plotting his death! Why? Quote: I think we were also going to have him torn in half by the horses. tying one end of him to one horse and the other end to an other horse. *le sigh* Which wouldn't work because, as I've said repeatedly, Raoul is a grown man, a sailor, and you'd need to hire goons or something to successfully tie him to a horse, as he's likely quite strong. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Now lets see if this post gets deleted like my last one. twisted
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:00 pm
PhantomoftheFox Quote: Seeing as the character is...strangely unnavailable? Me and my friends are planning to take out the actor who played him in the most recent movie ninja That's illegal, y'know. Besides, what did Patrick Wilson do wrong? He was the best actor in that movie. Quote: After I saw this movie me and my friend spent like an hour plotting his death! Why? Quote: I think we were also going to have him torn in half by the horses. tying one end of him to one horse and the other end to an other horse. *le sigh* Which wouldn't work because, as I've said repeatedly, Raoul is a grown man, a sailor, and you'd need to hire goons or something to successfully tie him to a horse, as he's likely quite strong. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Now lets see if this post gets deleted like my last one. twisted Can I give you a hug? Seriously I feel like you are my friend now. Okay, Raoul may be an effeminate, emotional, naive young man, but he's still about to go on a ******** Arctic expedition... gods.. what is wrong with the world? And last time I checked heterosexual women LIKED sensitive, caring men who are capable of showing emotion instead of uncontrolled blobs of testosterone.
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:33 am
Ahah, your post seems to live, Fox!
*joins in the huggling*
And yet, for reasons I can't quite comprehend, this vulgar thread is continuing.
Fox, stop me in my urge to create a "101 Ways to Kill Erik" thread. That would most assuredly sign my banning from this guild, I'm certain.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:51 am
ok, well, if you guys don't approve and all thats fine, but for those of us who really think raould needs to die...a lot... this thread is fun. so we all have different opinions, so what? don't be hatin'! get creative! make a 101 ways to save raoul from the 101 deaths thread or something. just a suggestion...
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:23 am
Oh-ho, the old 'don't like, don't read' argument has finally been trotted out. My problem with this thread is, to paraphrase James Potter, 'more the fact that it exists, if you know what I mean'. Aside from being nauseatingly morbid and sickeningly offensive, this thread is inherently steeped in misinformation and actively promotes that misinformation amongst newer phans. You're not just having fun pretending to graphically dismember someone, fun as that is, you're propogating the notion that Raoul is a stupid, weakling fop who deserves to die for the cardinal sin of simply existing! None of that is true in the least, and it's a cliche that the rest of us are flat-out sick of.
(And I find it sad that phans who claim to love Erik are acting just like the people who tormented him. You saying that Raoul needs to die because he exists is no different than people saying Erik is a monster because he's ugly. Neither of these problems are their fault, but they're still hated for them.)
*hugs BakaTulip and Fuokohopin* You don't need to start the thread, Fuoko. Remember that we musn't sink to their level. (However tempting it is at the moment to start a '101 Insults About Erik's Face' thread.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:08 am
i gues the whole "don't be hatin'" comment just went out the window there...
look, im not saying you arent right... i just... dont want there to be fighting....
wow, what a good job i'm doing
nevermind, im not going to argue, because i dont agree, and i dont disagree (although the nausiatingly morbid part is true).
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:43 pm
Deadly Lullaby Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach.
After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room...
After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out.
After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top.
I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*)
With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock.
After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours.
I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min.
After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts.
I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more.
I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.
HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted disturbing. well I wouldnt kill raoul. *runs away because everyone in here wants him dead*
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:06 pm
Simple. We let him die an old man. Of natural causes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:31 pm
catnipp2 Simple. We let him die an old man. Of natural causes. After a lifetime of watching his brilliant "son" become a musical genius and knowing that he had NOTHING to do with his conception, and that thanks to his birth, he never "got any" from Christine again. (sorry, just finished reading "phantom" and I love it)
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:39 pm
Because that part of the book wasn't petty, ridiculous fangirl service at all.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:03 pm
Bake his face, then Dress him up as erik-kun.
Watch the angry mob torture him.
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