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 Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:45 pm
Rep on the other hand, glad to be back in his body, hummed delightedly, hugged himself and then did a very nimble twirl on the spot as if testing out a familiar weapon to make sure it worked. And then because he couldn't show off only a little, did a flexing handstand, shifted to one hand and only then seemed satistfied he was back in the right, fitting body.
He flipped himself right side up, still with no legs and nodded approvingly. "You are way too ******** big man." He flexed his shoulders. "Ace. I'm all in the same body again." He held out his arms. "Forget all the s**t people told you other than that I'm Rep."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:59 pm
Right when Harrison had gotten wrapped up around Rep again (weird aftershave nonwithstanding), Rep's voice came from behind him.
He let go of Tuck.
"It's forgotten." He wasn't allowed to remember that Rep was Lord of the Universe. Or...anything he'd been told, ever? What the ******** did that entail? His name, how to put on clothes, schooling, monsters? ....That was some tough s**t to forget. "....I'll try, anyhow. I'm gonna get motion sickness, here," he complained, no longer obligated to embrace his life, but doing it anyway once Rep was upright. "Just stay there. This is already pretty ******** confusing without you going places."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:05 pm
"No, and you don't care about anyone, so who gives a s**t?" Clerise shrugged. "You don't! I don't even know. I KEEP SAYING. I'm just the delivery girl and the observational b***h. Someone else organised this experiment, spiderbitch, someone who is NOT me." Clerise stepped away, wandering to the counter to grab a cup of coffee and pushed into Solia's hands with a beatific smile. She flicked her eyes to Ceres. "I'm not a general kitchen b***h, my friend. I'm just here to distribute the coffee." Clerise held a cup out to her. "Don't listen to my cousin, she's an angry b***h. I am totally harmless and the best person forever, but if you want tea, you can get it your own self." She blew a raspberry. "And see? Robert agrees!" -- Kostya blinked as Tuck slumped into a chair. He sat down opposite of him, peering at the tired looking Moon. "Songs of misery sing in colours. Clocks, ticking backwards, da? Revind to birth of universe. Revind back, undo creation, it sleeps."
He pulled at his hair, muttering about it further. He huffed and leaned back, rubbing his forehead.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:08 pm
Tuck squinted at Kostya.
"Dude. What?"
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:13 pm
He looked so mournful about the fact that he was spewing nonsense. Dark nonsense, at that.
"Vhisper in cliffs, blood drips up mountain. Fields of bone, thrones of bone, vorld of voe." he paused, then promptly crossed his arms in a giant huff. "They know. They know. They drag, across sea and dirt. They know."
Kostya facepalmed at himself-- the words were kind of ominous, but they were mostly whined.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:14 pm
Well, she did have a point. Mimsy took a deep breath an exhaled slowly, letting her hand drop down to her side. She glanced at Kostya and frowned as she saw how distraught he was, and weighed her options to determine what might be best for him.
"I care about this one," she admitted, defeat in her tone.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:16 pm
Tuck's squint got squintier.
"You drank some of that s**t, too, didn't you?"
He shook his head all melancholy-like.
"Everything's gonna be okay, man. Everything's gonna be okay."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:17 pm
Dakota was still holding Peyton close and whispered in her ears. "Whatever is in the coffee didn't do anything-Where are my legs." He looked down and noticed they were gone.
then looked at Jordan's legs.
Oh god.
It was too good to resist.
"Hold that thought darling. By the way, kisses always make things better, so if you want to get better, find me later." He winked at her and then took his floating upper half over to prox's non floating other half.
And sat down on his lap in all the awkwardness.
"LOOK WE'RE WHOLE AGAIN!"
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:20 pm
Deryk was feeling more alert now, and he was becoming increasingly more aware of the mishaps.
"Wait. Hold on. What?" he blinked, looking around. Okay, now he noticed a few weird things about, but he didn't feel weird at all.
Was it really the coffee causing this?
He took a step back, bumping into someone, as he was trying to figure things out.
((WHOEVER THE NEXT POSTER IS, YOU JUST BEEN BODY SWAPPED WITH DERYK))
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:24 pm
Peyton noticed Dakota's lack of legs the same time he did, and the look she gave him directly after said plainly I told you so.
The grip she had on his arm tightened as he kept whispering in her ear, and she had a sudden desire to yank her hat down low over her face, except right that moment she wasn't wearing one. Instead she stood there and blushed, trying not to squirm uncomfortably until Dakota actually let her go. Lavender eyes blinked at him a bit in shock before he went a head and told her the cure to her current state of obedient gullibility was a kiss.
Standing alone now, she wrapped her arms around herself, pressed her lips into a thin line, and thought very hard about just going back to her room.
And then someone bumped into her.
And her point of view was suddenly about a foot taller then it usually was.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:26 pm
Clerise actually looked extremely taken aback.
"What?" She squinted, then looked back and forth between the babbling Moonie and Mimsy, who looked crushed.
"Wow," the redhead said to herself, stroking her invisible beard. "I am torn between feeling really bad for you, and feeling really bad for him. There's a war inside me, Mimsy. Huh."
--
"I refuse the ambrosia," Kostya said mournfully in return. "Cats eat dogs. Dogs eat mice. Mice run vorld."
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:32 pm
"Yeah, man. Mice run the world." Tuck nodded his head sympathetically. "I have no ********' idea what you're talking about, Kostya. Keep your chin up, dude."
He tried wiggling his toes inside of his worn sneakers.
"I don't think I can feel my feet, Kostya."
It really was the worst day.
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:38 pm
All of the sudden, Deryk felt like he was shorter. Not only that, but he felt... odd.
Furrowing his brow, he looked around, only to spy a very familiar backside right by him.
"Wh-what?" he stammered out before pausing. That wasn't his own voice he just spoke in. Looking down, he also noticed that he had a pair of boobs, and was wearing completely different things.
"AH WHAT HAPPENED!?"
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:44 pm
Solia set the cup down, "...Yes." She left. Then came back with what looked like five empty thermoses she'd likely pilfered from the cafeteria. "Can I fill them all?" Please Clerise? Pleas please please? Solia haven't you noticed-
FREE COFFEE
Yes Solia but
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...yes. Free coffee.----------- Marcus just walked in. Looked around and- "Is it time for another round of 'dare I drink what is offered to me'?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:44 pm
Rep tended to have a quota of crazy things and social interaction he could safely handle without having a meltdown, and that threshold was quickly being approached. Kostya was foretelling the endtimes now and it looked like more people were falling foul of the coffee. One of his fiances was completely mental, the other was a sassy pair of legs.
He buried his face against Harrison with a very heavy sigh. "No going anywhere."
He drew back, though didn't let go, to look over his shoulder at Clerise. "Does whatever you guys put in the s**t have an expiry? Or should I save all the ******** photos I have of my d**k in memory of what it looked like while it was visible?"
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