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 Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:21 pm
The Rakata didnt evaporate Tatooine's water.
Crix just got thirsty.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:23 pm
When Crix Madine uses a Mind Trick, it works on everyone.
Or else.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:28 pm
If Crix Madine is late, time better slow down. Or else.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:43 pm
When Crix Madine wants popcorn, he just breathes on Garqi
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:23 pm
The Maw isn't a natural occurrence...It's just where Crix practices...
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:16 am
Crix Madine dosent need 299 extra guys to fight off the thousand nations of the persian empire.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:09 am
Crix Madine is the only sentinent being in existance to whom the Spartan Kratos will bow to.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:36 pm
Crix Madine is the biological father of Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:01 pm
Light was made the second day, not the first, therefore making creation in eight days.
On the first day, Crix Madine made God. He saw that it was good, then went to go kick some a**.
He didn't rest on the seventh day. Or any day for that matter.
In fact, he didn't even need a messaih. He farted Satan down to hell, virgninized the demons then raped them all, then convinced Hitler to start World War II so that he could film it and watch it while eating Crix Madine corn.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:55 pm
Crix Madine created george lucas so he could make star wars so Crix Madine could be born
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:07 pm
Lightsabers are modeled after Chuck Norris' p***s, albeit shorter and not quiteas long
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:15 pm
Crix Madine invented hydrogen
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:21 pm
Crix Madine can be translated into any phrase in the galaxy, and is comprehendable by all known and unknown species.
In fact, one needs only write Crix Madine on a College Essay to get a full scholarship.
Until Crix Madine comes and beats his a**.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:26 pm
Crix Madine makes Stormies cry.
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:42 pm
The Hutts were made when Crix Madine knocked the $#@! out of a radioactive slug and shoved a Tickle-Me-Elmo down its throat
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