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 Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:50 pm
...Did I just miss an epic battle here? XD
"We better make sure they're alone."
"So they can get it ooooooon~!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:16 pm
My GF just said this less than 2 minutes ago:
"He swears worse than I do. I like him. He's funny."
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:54 pm
like the new sig Bapp
From 'Da Book'
Police: 'You hit the guy?'
Guy: 'yup'
Police: '...he died'
Guy: 'yeah, I thought he would'
-'real' stroy from Driver's Ed about Jaywalking
and also:
'...well, nobody ever claimed you could teach Common Sense'
-statement in DE, earned me a glare from the Common-Senseless who spoke before me
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:00 pm
If you could teach it, it would have to be a required course; so many people lack it that it's pathetic.
Just saw on a commercial for Ice Age:
"You're with us now. Dignity has nothing to do with it" - the weird weasel-like guy (dunno his name)
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:42 am
'I'm confused.
No wait... Maybe I'm not.'
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:36 pm
Literally just read this one in a manga:
"I don't do my homework...because I'm a God."
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:43 pm
TeamRocketGirl17 Literally just read this one in a manga: "I don't do my homework...because I'm a God." What manga is that? Kami no Mizo Shiru Sekai?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:20 pm
Bapp Pogum TeamRocketGirl17 Literally just read this one in a manga: "I don't do my homework...because I'm a God." What manga is that? Kami no Mizo Shiru Sekai? Nope. It's Matantei Loki/Mythical Detective Loki. ^^
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:14 pm
the latest in humor, straight from Driver's Dead
Random person: 'Can you clarify that it is a 'pack' of vehicles?'
The Teacher: 'Sure' *types '...of wolves'*
The Common Senseless '..OH! you're joking!'
Duh moment, right there
'So you'll be like, "well, I thought it said POTS...so I turned to buy a vase..." yeah, that doesn't cut it with the police'
don't remember where/why, but oh well
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:59 pm
'So you see, we're using each other! ... I-I mean we're in a mutually beneficial relationship!'
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:48 pm
"I need to find that happy place...where it's not so low that it gets boring, but not so high that everyone thinks I'm a greedy b*****d"
-Thunt from Goblins on his live-streamed comic drawing
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:08 am
"Don't forget to brush your school, go to teeth, don't do sleep and get eight hours of drugs."
- The Kajmaster, Kajetokun
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:12 pm
"I will never forgive those who are cruel to food!" -Narugami from Matantei Loki
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:41 pm
o_o Deserted islands do funny things to people...
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