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 Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:18 am
"B-bwaaaaahh..."
Cypress had been shocked/surprised/scared at first, but after the first few maneuvers that could only be described as "Irish Parkour", she had reverted into ax form for easier transport. A really dizzy ax form.
If it were possible, Cypress's reflection would have banged its head on the side of the ax blade at the abrupt stop the duo came to.
"G-Glad to see you're feeling better..." she spoke shakily. Now Cypress was the one with scrambled brains.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:29 pm
Me name's Will Grady.....Wilhelmina Grady Will kept staring up at Deathbucks for a while.
Then she lightened her grip on her partner a bit, to let her know she was going to let go. Once she'd released her grip, she gently took one of her partner's fingers and led Cypress in; in sort of a daze. She was simply following where her nose took her.
Upon entering, she looked around.... and saw the back of an all-too-familiar red head. Again, she said,
"Noo feckin waay......"
.....can ye point me to a pub?
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:00 pm
I love you!...
Nina Clark
"Try growing up with a bunch of older brothers." Nina snorted. "Now if you don't mind, I owe myself a Coffee." Nina bounded opver to the counter and got the biggest cup of coffee they had in stock, then came and sat back down. She sipped on it contentedly. "Besides, who are you to judge, you're just mister positive. I'm the normal one." She laughed.
...Please don't kill me in my sleep
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:56 pm
heart WillxKayne heart Kayne sweatdropped. Not sure if he should take that as a compliment. Sure, he was always upbeat, but she half made it sound like a bad thing. But the comment about brothers, "HAHAHAHA!!!"just made him laugh. Hard! "A 'ave! Foor oldar brot'ars, one youngar, an oolder sistar, two moore youngar an' a twin!"He heard a voice behind him. It had a heavy Irish accent, so he was immediately curious. To his surprise, when he looked over he saw no one else than that ever-familiar brunette Irish woman he loved so dear. "Will?"Will stood standing in disbelief at him. He was here! How? WHY? WHO CARED CAUSE OH GOD DID HIS FACE LOOK GOOD!!! "K-....Kayne?"
"Will?"Kayne dropped his cup, not caring what happened to it next, jumpped right over his chair and ran towards his dear, beloved twin sister. Will ran at him too, a tear of joy in her eye. "KAYNE!!!"
"WILL~!!!!"
"KAYNE~!!!"
"WILL~!!!"
"KA-!!!"Will stopped short. Both were preparing to give each other the hug of a lifetime. But Will was frozen and Kayne just looked at her, confused. "Hm? Will? Wha' is i'?" he asked curiously. Will stared at him for a moment. Up at his eyes, then down at his chest, up at his eyes, down, up down, her eyes squinted, then widened and did so again. Her head leaned a little closer, then backed up. Her head leaned closer, then she reached her hands up, elbows bent; reached for his chest... and sqeezed a couple times. *squishsquish* She was arm's length away from him and jabbed her finger up at him accusingly. "WHEN T'A HELL DID YOOU GE' TITS???"She exclaimed for the entire establishment to hear. T-t-twins???
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:01 pm
I love you!...
Nina Clark
"Coffee and a show." Nina grinned, leaning back in her chair and putting her feet on the table. She snorted and sprayed coffee out of her nose at Will's exclamation. She watched as everyone turned and looked, and it made her only laugh harder, trying to blow the burning coffee out of her nose. "Ahh siblings." She giggled, taking another napkin and trying to blot the coffee on her pants.
...Please don't kill me in my sleep
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:47 pm
 "T-Tell me about it..." Cypress meekly bounced off the concrete and transitioned in her human form, standing next to Nina.
She still hadn't fully comprehended Kayne's... chest.
'I-I thought she said her twin was a boy!! Why does he--what does he--HOW. WHY WOULD A PERSON DO THAT TO--'
She was getting there, though.
Cypress weakly turned to Nina while the twins were having their moment. "C-Cypress Borden..." she lifted her hand for a handshake. Oh goodness, it was hard to be normal in Death City.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:29 pm
heart WillxKayne heart Kayne's look of confusion turned to a smile. He hadn't minded when she'd groped him.... he actually liked it. "Ye laik em? A go' 'em a week 'er soo after ye left.""W-wit'oot tellin me? Whoo bai?""Ye knoow Moriarty's friend-""Alfons? Carse A doo! WAAIT A SEC YER TELLIN ME YE WENT TA T'A' CREEPER!!!""Well 'e was t'e oonla'yin 'oo could maake t'em t'is cloose ta reeal!""WIT GOOD REASON! IS-""i' even legal??? A dunnoo. Bu' Mori trusts-""'im. Mori's maad ouva!!!"Yup. They were finishing each other's sentences. And with such flow it was like they'd rehearsed it. "Per'aps soo, but 'e's ar' brot'ar."Will gave a defeated sigh. "Yea, yea... I'M JUS' SOO GLAD YER 'ERE!!!" And they flung their arms around each other with heart-filled tears of joy. After a moment, they walked over to where their partners were... and Will tackled him back into his chair. Kayne was in a position where he couldn't move very well.... even if Will wasn't on top of him. She had one hand proping herself up on each side of Kayne. "Soo, brot'ar.... ye miss me?" she said in a strangely seductive tone. Kayne was blushing and smiling sheepishly. "Carse A did~." well his voice was definitely masculine! ....even though his 'position' wasn't. "But, Will.... t'ere ar people-""T'ey doon' matter raight noow...." She tiled his head up so they were looking each other loveingly in the eyes. "A missed yoou." And she pressed her lips against his; then forced her tongue in his mouth. Kayne let her, not that he could refuse his twin. He made a few soft moans.... as Will groped his chest. It wasn't the same sensation women with real breasts would feel.... but he could feel more than what normal implants would be like. That was the magic of questionable doctors in Germany. And this was the magic of a twin's love~ Will and Kayne continued to kiss. Will groped him everywhere (EVERYWERE!!!) while Kayne laid beneath her, submitting to his sister's unbeatable will. She pulled away by a centimeter, her upper lip still brushing against his. "Ye knoow somet'in? A really doo laik t'ese~" she breathed as she groped him again. He gave a soft moan, then went right back to making out. A Twins Love
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:58 pm
  ________
Seven and Rydel made their slow and steady way down the street. Slow, because Rydel was holding his hand over Seven’s eyes, and she was jabbering the entire way about how she didn’t like being led places, or how he walked too fast, or how she was certain that he was leading her to some ladder, or some cat store, or some field of three-leaf clovers as revenge for abusing him in Brazil. He insisted he wasn’t. That didn’t mean he didn’t find the concept funny, though.
They finally stopped in front of Deathbucks, at which point he uncovered her eyes. She blinked for a moment, then gasped with pure horror.
“Rydel, you’ve brought me back to the devil’s unlucky coffee shop! Why would you do this?!” She shrieked.
He crossed his arms over his chest.
“You promised we’d do something quiet, and yet you’ve rejected the entire concept of reading. So this seems like the only logical conclusion. You brought it all on yourself.”
She pouted like a little kid.
“Oh come ooooooon! You stuffy British people and your misinterpretations of fun…”
Rydel ignored her. He opened the door.
“You crazy American people and your misinterpreted ideas of health.”
Upon actually looking inside the shop, he froze. He just stood there for a moment, dumbstruck, before closing the door again and turning back to Seven. He looked deathly pale and horrified, as if he’d just seen a ghost. Seven momentarily forgot her anger at being in the presence of unluckiness and went ot his side.
“A-Are you okay?” She asked.
He looked to her.
“There are some things you just can’t unsee.”
Curious now, Seven straightened up and went to the door herself. She opened it up, expecting to see some horrible monster. Or the number thirteen. One of the two. Anyway, she didn’t see either. Instead, she saw Will and some person with boobs that she didn’t know passionately making out right there in the open.
Seven grinned.
“Maybe this place ain’t so unlucky after all!”
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:14 pm
heart WillxKayne heart
Will's eyes looked over in the direction of the familioar voice. Then pulled away from her darling twin with a grin. "OI! Seven!" she stood up then lept off the chair.
"Well Seven, Caipress! T'ere's someone A'd laik ye ta meet!" she reached her hand out to Kayne, who took it and let her pull him up. Facing them all, they swung an arm over each other's shoulder, straightened out their backs and put a fist on their hips with their free arms.
"T'is is me twin brot'ar, Kayne!" said the red-head male with Will's voice, jabbing his thumb into his breast.
Oh dear god- twins who know vantrilloquism! =_="
"An' Nina, t'is is me twin sistar Will!" said the legitimately female twin but with Kayne's voice, jabbing a thumb at her chest.... which was noticably smaller than Kayne's D-cups.
"Oi, bro, whai'd ye 'ave ta get t'em biggar t'an maine?"
"A dunnoo, A jus' wanted 'em. Yer's ar' not'in ta be ashamed t'ough." he said as he put the hand that wasn't around Will on her breast. "A mean t'ey're C's, t'a's no' baad!"
"Yea, bu' i's weird noow sayin' t'a me twin brot'ar's go' bigger tits t'an A doo!"
Aside from the fact that Will's hair was a bit more brown than Kayne's red mop, and the breast size, they actually did look incredibly similar. Same eyes, same build, same height, same rambuntious, rebellious, gung-ho grin.
"Ey Will, 'oo's 'e?" Kayne asked, pointing at Rydel.
"'e's jus' a limey," she said waving her hand as if to brush off any thought of the limey.
"Ah." he responded in understanding. "Soo, ye faind yerself a replacement fer me?" Kayne asked with a pout.
Will sighed. "Kayne," she pulled him into an embrace that made him a bit shorter than she was, and tilted his chin up so he was looking up at her. "Ye knoow no one could evvar replaace ye."
Is it just me, or are those little hearts floating around?
"But, A did get a new partnar. Cypress o'er t'ere. An' yerself? When'd ye get 'ere?"
"A go' 'ere earlier todaay. Nina's me partnar. She's learnin' well, bu' it's no' ta saame as 'avein yer 'ands on me."
"T'a's 'causs noo one'll evvar knoow 'ow ta "'andle" ye laik A doo~" heart
They held each other in their arms still. Their breasts squishing against each other and still in a position so Will appeared taller.
Guess who wears the pants in this relationship!
This would make such a romantic moment were it not for the incredible amount of incest...... But awww, they still look so cute together~!
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:48 pm
I love you!...
Nina Clark
Nina turned towards the new girl that was apparently Will's partner. She took her feet off the table and her chair slammed back onto all fours, spilling more coffee all over Nina. "Nina. Just Nina, last name doesn't matter." She grinned, shaking her hand. "You're Will's partner, right?" she asked, sure she was but not wanting to be rude. She set her cofee back on the table and blotted at the coffee on her shirt and jeans, mumbling a bit to herself.
...Please don't kill me in my sleep
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:43 pm
Cypress, who had until a certain point, been handling the craziness much better than usual, was frozen in embarrassment, disgust and sensory overload.
"......." Was about all she could make out through her gaping mouth, with the occasional flustered stutter. She hardly even registered Nina's answer or the sudden appearance of Seven and Rydel. There were just some things that would catch a person off guard, even in Death City.
"D-Disgusting..."
And that was how Cypress Borden met Kayne Grady.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:16 pm
heart WillxKayne heart
Will and Kayne were still hugging each other, still elated to see each other again. But frowned at Cypress's little comment.
"Oh yea? An' jus' what's soo 'disgustin'' aboot i'?"
they asked in unison. Even their voices were uncannily similar. Though, one of their voices being slightly more feminine. And it was hard to tell if it was Will or Kayne.
"Is i' reeally soo wrong-
"fer a man ta want breasts"
"er two siblings ta be oopenly expressive o'"
"t'eir love?"
"Will, A didn'a expect yer partnar ta be soo judgemental."
"A didn' t'ink she waas. Kainda 'oopin she ain't." Will responded to her brother. "A mean reeally Caipress. I's no' laik we goo 'all ta waay' er annat'ing." she said to her partner with a bit of dissapointment. Well, she admitted to many that this could throw someone off a bit at first glance, but she hadn't expected her partner to react like that! (well she hadn't expected her to meet Kayne any time soon at all!) That was just downright rude, and had upset Kayne. He sent a small glare toward Cypress. Will was still giving a dissapointed look at her partner. I mean- this was her brother the comment was directed at. Anyone else would have been just as offended. And Will had thought Cypress was the kind of person nice enough not to jump to such harsh words so quickly. Will was good at handling minor insults, either with a grin or her fists but this was one area she and Kayne differed. He was able to brush off most insults the way she did, but certain ones he could be a bit sensitve about.
Will knew this, but Cypress didn't. Sometimes, one really had to watch what they said.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:33 pm
"U-Uh, wah--oh!" Cypress wasn't really expecting anyone to have heard her. That statement was really meant to have been kept inside of her head.
...Though that really wasn't the first time Cypress had been accused of being "judgmental". She wouldn't have even taken it as an insult had this been any other person, but she was actually trying to get along with Will, so this was really throwing her off.
"W-Well--I mean--it isn't--It isn't a normal method of, you know, showing your siblings you--I mean, I wouldn't do that with my brother and--y'know..."
She was really digging a hole now.
"And, and I mean isn't the whole point of breasts--I, uh... The thing is..."
And that hole was positioned over a volcanic vent.
"..."
Red-faced, Cypress wisely stopped talking and turned away from the group to compose herself. She turned back after a short moment, still completely flustered, but having stopped the word vomit.
"S-S-Sorry. I-It's nice to meet you, Kayne. Will's told me a lot about you. A lot except for..." yeah, no need to go down that road again, "S-So, I was c-caught off guard. I-It really is a pleasure to meet you..."
Cypress was now looking at a particularly interesting chair leg at a table in the corner. It was obvious she wanted to transform into a weapon and hide under the counter until closing time, but she sucked it up and fidgeted under the scrutinizing gaze of the Irish twins.
Being from a normal family was turning out to be less of a culture shock and more of a social disadvantage. Cypress was pretty sure her shame was going to set off the smoke detectors!
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:42 pm
________
Now, Seven’s sensibilities were well known. As a creature of luck—as she called herself—she was a fan of just about anything and everything taboo or over-the-top just so long as it was sufficiently amusing. She smiled widely upon Will’s introduction of her apparent brother, and put her finger to her chin in thought.
“I’m kinda likin’ this a little.” She said.
“I mean, think about it. Luck is such a free-wheeling, happy thing. It has no reservations. I think my mother would approve of this arrangement. She does love her anarchy, after all, and I don’t think this follows a single rule!”
She paused for a moment, then nodded.
“Of course, we’d need to test it. I’m thinking Vegas. Anybody want to take a day trip with me? We gotta do the slot machine test. Trust me, it’s not as invasive as it sounds.”
Now, Rydel knew full well that if he said anything that was on his mind, he’d be executed on the spot by angry Irish people. And he didn’t want that. So rather than communicate how much he wanted to throw up upon seeing such displays of incest, he merely muttered to himself;
“I need to find less interesting friends.”
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:12 pm
heart WillxKayne heart Will kept up her look as Cypress stuttered out her appology............ then they both grinned and burst out laughing. Her reaction was just too good! Sure it was a bit of a touchy subject and they could be sensitive about it but they weren't that sensitive! They were too energetic and -litterally and characteristically- all over the place to stay stuck on something so passing longer than five seconds! "Awh- we was jus' playin' i' up!"
"Yea, doon' warry 'boot i'!"
"We doo t'a'"
"farst taime we meet someone"
"all t'a taim"
"fer laughs 'n all!!!"They were still laughing as they spoke and quite some time after. For them- it was all just fun and games! They loved messing with people..... and the human race was like a toybox full of playthings! Ah, truoblesome twins! Just gotta love 'em! "Bu' Kayne, if yer really upset aboot i', A could aalways treat ye at a gaybar, in Vegas maybe laik she said?" she said with a tease in her voice. Kayne gave a seductive smile, then a sly smirk. "Wit' wha' money?" he snickered. Will gave him an inquisitive look, not yet realizing he knew about how she'd lost or left behind her money somewhere. Kayne pulled out a small wallet with a Guinness charm on it out of his bra. Will's eyes widened. "EY! Ye foond i'!" she said with a grin- before he sntached it out of her reach. "Ah, ah, ah! I's mai money noow!" he said, keeping up his smirk. Will frowned. "Wha'dye mean yers?"
"A won i' in a bet!"
"What???"=Kayne waved one last goodbye as Will's plane pulled out onto the runway. He stood beside Moriarty. They'd all come to see their sister off. He was still watching the plane as he said, "A bet ye annathin' she left 'er notes behaind."
Mori gave a light chuckle. "Oh yea? An' jus' 'ow much ye willin' ta bet on t'a'?"
Kayne held up his sister's wallet she'd left on her seat they'd just been sitting at. "All t'a money she left behaind!" They of them shared a look.... then broke down laughing.
Classic.=Will stuck her tongue out at her twin who returned it with a giggle. Troublesome Twins
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