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 Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:42 am
rofl It took me a few clicks to get it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:51 pm
I know a joke, but it takes... seriously, about 15-30 minutes to read.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:19 pm
I got one.
A guy gets a call from his doctor. The doctor say, "I've got bad news and worse news." The man say, "Give me the bad news." "Well, you're gonna die in 24 hours." "What's the worse news?" "I forgot to call you yesterday."
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:29 pm
UM ...
hirs one
FYI:IM CRISTIAN
so theres a buddist a cristian and a hindu
They wer asked to jump a 3 story building
of course they will die but there god will help them
so the hindu was first...he jumped and said
ALA !!
ALA !!
ALA !!
SPLAT !!!:he died
then th buddist was next ,jumped and said
BUDDA !!
BUDDA !!
BUDDA !!
then he lived !! his god helped him to fly !!
the cristian was next he jumped then he said
CHRIST !!
CHRIST !!
CHRIST !!
THEN WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO FALL HE SAID
BUDDA !!
BUDDA !!
BUDDA !!
HE SAID: I DONT LIKE TO DIE YET !!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:24 pm
ok, I got one, I got one
*laughs* sorry, i thinks its funny
Its kinda beyond pg 13, I think
A boy's name is Jonny Humperhearter
The boy is in his class room and his father is the principal and he has a hot girl for a teacher.
He says to her while she is teaching the whole class of like 20 kids "Take off ur shirt"
She says "No"
He says "Ill tell my daddy!" in a kiddish voice
So the teacher takes off her shirt and stares at the boy
He says again "Take off ur skirt"
She says "No"
He says again "Ill tell my daddy!"
So she takes off her skirt and stares at him
He says again "Take off ur bra"
She says "No"
He says "Ill tell my daddy!"
So she takes off her bra and stares at him
He says finally "take off ur panties"
She says "No"
He says "Ill tell my daddy!"
So she takes off her panties
He says "lie on ur desk"
She says "No"
He says "Ill tell my daddy!"
So she lies on her desk completely naked and the boy starts to have sex with her, and one of the other students call up his dad. His dad comes in and yells in a furious tone "JONNY HUMPERHEARTER!" But the boy just continues, so the dad yells "JONNY HUMPERHEARTER!" But the boy just continued to have sex with her. So the dad yells one last time "JONNY HUMPERHARDER!" And the boy replies with "Im trying daddy, im trying"
D'ya get it? take a few minutes to ponder that for a while and its hilarious if ur not offended.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:28 pm
WARNING! THIS IS RACIST, I THINK!
(but try not to take it the wrong way, I am navajo, so I am in this joke too)
A navajo, a black, a chineese and a white man are on the mountain. They are about to jump off for they want to die for there country. So the Black guy jumps off and says "this is for my country" and dies. The Chineese jumps off and says "this is for my country" and dies. The navajo pushes the white guy off and says "this is for my country" and leaves the white guy to die, and he leaves.
D'ya get that one?
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:33 pm
WARNING! THIS IS RACIST AGAIN!
I am navajo as I said, and am in this joke again
A white man, a black, a chineese and a navajo all are in a plane. They realize that they need to loose some weight or they will all crash and die. So the chineese says, "so we can live, i already hav enough of this in my country" and he pours out a lot of the rice and the plane lightens up, but they are still in danger. So the black guy dumps off a bunch of chocolate and says "I already have enough of this in my country" and the load lightens, but they are still in danger. So the navajo says "in my country, we already hav plenty of these" and he pushes off the white guy.
Im sure that i hav a million racist jokes up my sleeve.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:47 pm
WARNING! MAY BE RACIST!
A white man, a black guy, and a navajo each were on a cliffside when a voice boomed "you each get one wish if u jump off this cliff." So the black guy jumps off and says "I wish I was grass!" So he turns into grass and lands on the ground safely. The white guy jumps off and says "I wish I was the american flag!" and he turns into the flag and lands safely on the ground. The navajo jumps off and says "I wish I was a bird!" and turns into a bird and hovers safely. The other two guys shout to him "why did u choose to be a bird? Why?" The navajo responded with "so I can Sh** on the grass and whipe my a** with the flag.
*almost drowns from laughter*
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:51 pm
um, this one is kinda just a joke. I dont know if its racist or sexist or anything.
Three white guys are hanging out on a cliff. There was a loud voice that boomed "if u jump off this cliff I will grant u one wish" So one of them jumped off and said "I wish I was a bird!" and turned into a bird and flew away. another white guy jumped off and said "I wish I was a lion!" and turned into a lion. The third white guy was about to jump off when he tripped on a rock and fell off the cliff saying "Oh Sh**!"
Tell me if u dont get it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:17 pm
I have a cute gay joke that makes me chuckle. 4laugh
Q: What do heterosexuals eat for lunch?
A: I didn't think you would know.
Hee. 4laugh heart
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:20 pm
Tenacious Travis I have a cute gay joke that makes me chuckle. 4laugh Q: What do heterosexuals eat for lunch? A: I didn't think you would know. Hee. 4laugh heart HAWHAW! I'm going to tell that one to my mom's lesbian girlfriend.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:22 pm
Why'd the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fowls. surprised
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:25 pm
All right guys. I can only remember the first part of this, but I still love it. Although some may just think it's flat out dumb. Which it is. lol. blaugh
If your rowing down a river in a cement boat, and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house???
The answer was no, but I don't remember what came after that. I heard it on the radio, and the guy didn't talk very well.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:12 am
What has 100 legs and no pubic hair?
The front row of a Justin Timberlake concert.
4laugh
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