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 Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:20 am
Patmos of Endtimes *pokes in to luff on Khryssie* Eeeee!~ -squeals and loves on Pattycakes- <33333333
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:54 am
Good luck to all of those entering the current event! whee
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:30 pm
OMG ditto times infinity. I've been meaning to post about how drool-and-lust worthy she is. -hides Miss Nurse in her closet and stands in front of the doors whistling innocently- mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:03 pm
For a very brief moment I thought you two were the same person. XD;;
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:51 pm
Set #1 for the win! >:3
Recipe:
Prep time- 1 hour
Spell Casting Time- 1 minute
Servings- 1
Ingredients-
Toad spit
Sun dew
Miscellaneous
Hog warts
Shuppet
Directions-
First, take pinches of sun dew and add the most odorous substance you have to it. Then, mix it withershins and once it has become a smooth cream add a superfluous layer of toad spit along with hog warts. Wait 50 hours before having a Shuppet use the move Nightshade on it, turning it into a wisp. Once the wisp turns purple, recite the following incantation.
"Kukutar! Flamafar!
Oompa loompa impf!"
Spin around three times before continuing.
"Couch potato, lava lamp
Pafloovity flip~!"
Result:
And ta-da~! You wasted some of your life~! :D
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:43 pm
The first pages are mostly of comments like these. We all share the same feeling. O 3O heart
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:49 pm
OwO Event? *looks around for info*
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:36 pm
Here's my first attempt. For it, I chose set #2.
Recipe:
First off, you will need a cauldron of at least 7-Quarts or larger in size. Pour in about a gallon of spezkaggerlating dooknickle and heat until boiling. Sprinkle a tablespoon of dehydrated fairy fart into the bubbling liquid and mix with a skeletal finger until it's florid in color. Add in a poisonous snake fang, two grams of a chopped toadstool, half a gryphon's egg that's began to sour, a cup of raw frozen dog food, and a Bear breeches leaf from Acantha's plant.
Mix the brew using a small bazzlesnout sapling, root and all. It's more effective if the tree is still screaming. You'll want to stir six times clockwise and two times counter-clockwise. Mixing this up could prove fatal so be careful.
While stirring, recite the following incantation three times:
"Mal'icka Shipoopi,
Acorteha Brimm!"
Result:
Imriel's "Necromantic Spazzlewazzle Truth Potion"™ which when poured over a corpse will bring them back from the dead temporarily to answer the questions they tried to avoid in life!
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:03 pm
Event! I will have to see if I can come up with an entry.
But I am totally in love with that prize pala by chibizoo heart
I can't wait to see what other events are planned.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:30 pm
*o* that Lil'were one looks so amazing *Sends of his spells happily*
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:35 pm
Imriel's All-Purpose Laxative™____ 1/2 tsp -- sun dew ____ 4 Tbs -- toad spit ____ 1 -- eye of pafloovity ____ 3 lbs -- rotten kukutar meat ____ 1/2 cup -- diluted nightshade leaves 1 Heat cauldron to 850 degrees F. In a microwavable safe bowl, mix together 3 lbs of rotten kukuta meat with 4 tbs of toad spit, and heat in microwave for 2 hours. (Microwave times may vary- See your microwave instructions for details!) 2 Whilst the kukuta meat and toad spit are heating, place a solar teaspoon in morning sunlight and wait for approx. 30 minutes for 1/2 of sun dew to develop. 3 Once the concoction is ready, mix in the 1/2 tsp of sun dew and pour into cauldron. In a separate bowl, mix together 1 eye of pafloovity (preferably still able to see), and 1/2 cup of diluted nightshade leaves. Heat in microwave for 15 minutes. 4 Empty the contents of the second bowl into the cauldron and allow the ingredients to merge together. Let the cauldron to simmer for approx. 2 days. 5 At the end of the second day, chant the following incantation to magically fuse the remaining ingredients into one: withershins & pufflebutts malahala doo superfluous sassy lips shakalaka boo babybooty pinches & odorous gnome shoes will o' the wisp in a pigglywiggly's stew 6 Once the incantation is said and done, the potion should be ready to cool and serve. Disclaimer: Imriel's All-Purpose Laxative™ may induce sweaty palms, anxiety, pregnancy, extreme hunger, a state of stupidity, excessive flatulence, and horrid dragon breath. Imriel is not held responsible for these possible (although likely) side effects. Concoct and consume at your own discretion.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:36 am
Here are my two spells <3
 Recipe: Using an overturned toadstool as your cooking vessel, boil together equal parts raw newt dreams, sour shark spittle and stinging nettle. When the above mixture has boiled down to a thick, even consistency, add in one shipoopi egg*, gently shelled and blend together.
Remove from heat and allow to cool for one hour. Then, scoop your mixture into the waiting acantha shells and top with whipped fairy fart jelly and serve. Serves 4.
Recite the following incantation whilst hopping about on your left foot and flogging yourself with a tiddlyumple sapling:
Bloocortehi, acorteha, come on over baby.
Florid, hybrid, Prius
Fill 'er up about a gallon
Result: Imriel's Tacos of Torrid Affairs
* = Please note that eggs may be difficult to obtain during the Summer months as the wild Shipoopi is usually so exhausted from the last five months of rearing their young, that they must sleep until the next mating season begins in September.
 Recipe: Hollow out a two week old oak stump. Inside, place the following - crystallized pomegranate heart, bat boogies, gerbil whiskers (3) and 2 cups swamp sludge. Heat and mix well with a leek stem. Once thoroughly mixed, pour mixture onto a flat, hot rock. Once cooked through, serve warm and topped with elderberry wine. Serves 1.
Recite the following incantions whilst dancing widdershins and avoiding the resultant hail of oatmeal chunks:
Hodgepodge, bodgestodge, tidly oom
Pootilto, pattalti, stidly stoo
Sebastendum, Bestoopensi, woodly poot!
Result: Imriel's Famous Floating Pancakes of Floatyness
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:34 am
 Recipe: (Gather carefully and don't expose to water, pound all ingredients to dust as fine as powered fairy wings (the flour, not actual powered fairy wings. don't be cruel))- 4 1/3 Cups of Love (As in the incense kind) - A Scruple of Roasted Withershins- Words of Whispering Grass - Heart of Nightshade- 2 Fingers of Dead Man's Fingers (The moss kind, not the human flesh kind) - 3 Pinches of Powered Feather Stems Incantation: (Before incantation, be sure to have piles of fabric near, (i.e. clothes, blankets, towels...), stand over said piles and have them pre-soaked in cold well water)Where once odorous ties be many Where once the kukutar were a plenty Superfluous life had become by stench of lust Torn in twain the relationship turns to rust Pafloovity Plu Turn the heart that's true Mafloovity Floo Become rain and sun dewThen Wisp and a flash! All reverts back to ash! No more toad spit and canker's rash Now sink into arms most soft, love requited Result: (Not always guaranteed, be sure to hang up said fabrics and dry)While often speculate that this is a love spell, it actually is something quite different. This spell is actually laundry detergent. Which can kind of make sense, since any blanket or article of clothing will be blessed with irresistible soft fluffiness and slight static electricity that could make anyone fall in love with 100% cotton fabric. The perfect thing to make snuggling with blankets the most soft, clean, and pleasing. Enjoy.
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