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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:36 pm


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY!*is laughin so hard she's crying*
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:03 pm


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY!*is laughin so hard she's crying*


Zombies can cry?.....>>

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:23 pm


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY!*is laughin so hard she's crying*


Zombies can cry?.....>>

stare Dude, I'm the Corpse Bride! get it right!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:33 pm


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl IT'S ALL TOO FUNNY!*is laughin so hard she's crying*


Zombies can cry?.....>>

stare Dude, I'm the Corpse Bride! get it right!


Sorry....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:13 pm


*slaps Chou on the back of the head* Shuddup! They know nothing of our personal lives. ninja
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:25 pm


User Image Post Nazi...






Must I repeat myself? You all should know the drill by now.



...strikes again!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:36 pm


XD This happened at a Halloween party I went to. We had a bonfire out back near the creek. It was fun, and no one had had any alcohol, but a few kids got sick and started throwin' up. xp Here's what happened:

*everyone is sitting in a semi circle around the bonfire and Shiro and I are on one end her closest to the creek and me beside her on the other side*

Jeremy: *makes a few sick sounds before getting up and running over to a tree and puking*BLEEEEGGHHH!!! xp

*a group "EEEWWWW!!" follows*

Grey: Aw now that's just nasty.....ugh.....*gets up and calmly walks around to stand a few feet from the creek behind Shiro and, still calmly, tosses his cookies*
Shiro: WHOA! Grey...are you ok??? gonk
Grey: *is leaning on his knees and turns to look at Shiro all calm but with a slightly "Duh!" tone* Yeah I'm fine. I'm just doing this for dramatic effect. e_e *pukes again*
Shiro: Gross.....are you feeling ok? gonk
Grey: I'm puking! How do you THINK I feel?! I feel like CRAP!! mad *pukes again*
Shiro: Uh....sorry. rofl
Grey: *looks at pile of puke in fire light* ...........................oh that's just gro-*pukes again* gonk

It was so funny. xd  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:52 am


Ok so this happened a looong time ago, i was about to go outside and walk the dog and when i opened the door the mail man was there with a package, i helped him and this conversation happened..:

Mail Guy: *Making grunting noises due to packages weight* gonk
Me:....Are you ok?...
Mail Guy: ..Yeah..Sorry could you just help me put it down.?..
Me:...Uh...Sure.. *I help him put it on the floor*
Mail Guy:...Ok so your John right?...
Me:..o-0;;....Yeah...But how do you know my nam-..
Mail Guy: *Cuts me off and talks secretly* ...We dont have much time John, the bombs going to go off in 1 hour...You must defuse this bomb as fast as you can...If you cant the entire world will blow up...
Me:... 0-0;
Mail Guy: Damn it John!..Theres no time for funny looks!..The world is at stake here!!
Me.....0_0;;
Mail Guy:....Man...You kids arnt any fun anymore...Anyway heres your package...=D
*He laughed and gave me the pen and sheet to sign*
Me:....
*Blinks a few times and signs the sheet*
Mail Guy: smile Ok thanks...By the way..Im your new mailman, The names Tom.. sweatdrop
*He leaves, still laughing*
Me:........ gonk

He still does that kind of stuff to me to this very day! gonk  

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:17 pm


XD!!!!! I'd love your mailman.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:10 pm


ok i think i have a worse one.... it happened in 6th grade... wow way back man XD Dosia is a friend of mine who i shall not mention his name.

Me: *holding a large stack of books trying not to fall* crap...crap... crap...
Dosia: you need to get a back pack... or a locker...
Me: no no i'm *grunt* fine... just breaking my back ^_^'
Dosia: you are a moron...
Me: i know...
Dosia: *looks both ways* dude... the math room is on the opposite side of the school...
Me: you gotta be freakin kidding me!
Dosia: and you wanna know whats worse?
Me: oh god what?!
Dosia: It's not even time for math class... it's lunch time...
Me: BLOODY HELL!!!!!  

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:05 pm


This happened on my way to Math when I ran into my God-sister, Victoria.

Me: *runs in a giant circle on the second floor, then goes and looks through every classroom on the first floor, before comeing back up to the second and running into Tori*
Tori: Hey....__....what are you DOING??? *smirks*
Me: I'M LOOOST!!! I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE 20 MINUTES AND I'M ALREADY LOST!!! gonk .........You don't happen to know where 7th period Algebra is do you?*uses puppy dog eyes*
Tori: *speaks in a monotone, and is extremely tired* Haha.....Freshman.............yeahbye. xd
Me: gonk gonk gonk  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:12 pm


This happened just happened!! rofl

Me: *is on phone with Chou and is about to say bye when dad picks up on the other line*

*there is mumbling and rushed bye's as my dad sits silently in his computer chair(I can see him and he knows)*

Chou: .........he heard that..?
Me: Uh, yeah, he's listening right now. xd
Chou: WELL HI MR. VICTIM-NUMBER-27!!!
Dad: *raises one eyebrow and grins evilly*

*a few awkward laughs and a rushed bye and then we all hang up*

Me: *stares at dad as he puts the phone down slowly*
Dad: *shakes head slowly and looks a bit weirded out*.......straaaange boy....
Me: xd Oh really? I hadn't noticed!
Dad: *turns back to the computer mumbling about Chou*
Me: xd  

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:31 am


xD
PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:48 pm


stare Man I must be the most boreing person ever I have no Funny convos...EVER!

Thoue I do have my cosnets beleaveing I am a cat and they beleaved for the longest time that my best friend was a sayjin..saiyen...saijen...arg what meny of the DBZ caricters are.

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