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 Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:38 pm
i pick up the ink but take a wrong step and drop it. as i dive to catch it before it drops i ask myself what the hell im dping in a city of rubble with an ink bottle only to find that when i catch the ink im fallen through a mysterious hole with a very long bottom. there's two dead people at the bottom, crazyquiem, and cobalt. i look at them curiously when i land only to find myself thinking about why i didn't die when i land. turns out the non-toxic ink contains a bird soul so it makes people fly. however by almost dropping the fragile bottle i caued the bird soul to get pissed so it come out of the bottle of ink an engulfs me. i leave only my ink covered hand behind.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:52 pm
I pick up the ink covered hand and put it in a body bag. However as I attempt to wash the ink of my hand it reacts with the water and explodes.
I leave a candle behind.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:33 am
I pick up the candle
decide to light it.
I then fall asleep and the
candle burns me
alive.and my body
is burt to death
I leave the yellow
book yellow pages
behind
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:35 pm
I pick up the phone book and look through it because I need to make some important calls.
I notice, however, a number that appears to have no owner. Curious, I call it.
The Grim Reaper answers it and decides to test out his new long-distance soul-reaping technology on me.
The energy destroys the phone and I, and causes my house to crumble.
However, a pillow is left behind.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:33 pm
I pick up the pillow and donate it to some poor homeless person. However, they were strung out on some drug, so they came up and hugged me. With the pillow. And they smothered me, so I died of asphyxiation (lack of oxygen, if anyone doesn't know).
I drop a calculator.
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:20 pm
I pick up the calculator and begin doing complex calculus equations. I am memorized by the beautiful graphs I can make and forget to eat or sleep. I die of dehydration.
I drop the graphs I was making.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:56 pm
I pick up the graphs and think to myself, 'cool! I wonder what kind of grade I would get if i turned these in to my Pre-calc teacher.'
so I turn them in and she sees that they weren't mine and sends me to prision. Turns out the graphs were a new way of solving the world's hunger problem.
while in prison, i eat some bad cafeteria food and get shanked to death.
I leave my old bloody knife.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:40 pm
I pick up the bloody knife and use it to shank another inmate. The inmate's buddies get revenge and shank me.
I leave the same blood knife.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:34 pm
I pick up the bloody knife, and try to clean the blood off. However, the knife is cursed, and the ghost of Cobalt MS shanks me.
I drop two things: That bloody knife, and a seeing stone.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:41 pm
I pick up the seeing stone and I shove it into my eye.
I then scream "AHHH IT BURNSS!!!"
I trip on my own feet and I am impaled by the knife.
I drop the A string from a violin.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:20 am
I find the string and decide to use it for the needle on my home made tattoo gun....while testing it out on myself i contract a mutated form of the AIDS virus and it kills me within seconds. i drop my candy necklace.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:49 am
i pick up the candy necklace and bite it, but its stale and it breaks my tooth, which i accidently swallow and choke.
i leave behind two things
this question:
does anybody think its funny that we die and then pick up something and die again over and over?
and also a barbie doll.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:37 pm
I pick up the note and the barbie doll. As I read the note someone bumps into me which causes the barbie doll to jam into my right eye. I bleed to death.
I leave behind a note with the answer to the previous question: "No stranger than a soap opera."
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:11 am
I pick up the note, read it, and spend the rest of the day pondering what it means. Days turn into weeks, and I die from malnutrition, having had nothing to eat but the chocolate bars I keep in my room.
I drop a candy bar, and a paper covered in scribbles.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:55 am
I find a half-melted candybar, and a piece of paper underneath it.
As I eat the chocolate, I turn the paper around in multiple ways trying to find a way to decipher the scribbles.
However, I do not watch where I am going and I fall into a manhole. Rushing waters wash me off down into the sewer system, lost forever.
I drop a coupon book.
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