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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:15 pm
My buddy Richie. He claims he can get girls pregnant and not even touch them.
Does he deny it?
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:39 am
Not when green fishes can fly.
If yesterday was Sunday, then what is tomorrow?
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:00 pm
The second day of Comic Con.
Who is The real Dark Knight?
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:57 pm
My cat Shredder.
Can you bring people back to life?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:05 am
Only when the moon is blue on the 600th day of winter
Can you finish the sentence?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:12 pm
.............
What happens when the lights go out?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:21 pm
The carpet uproots itself to stretch, as hidden in the darkness nobody ever sees its true nature.
What does the darkness hide, and why are people so afraid of it?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:03 pm
Because it doesn't like you, because I lurk in it twisted
Why does it rain?
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:42 pm
Because God is taking a pee break.
Why do cars crash?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:46 am
because dumbledore told them to
why do rabbits like carrots?
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:16 am
Because they'd rather not eat the turnips.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:39 pm
because i said so
Why do celebritys have security
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:49 pm
Because they are to dumb to lock the front door.
Why is it hot in here?
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 pm
Because the ice cubes ran off for fear of the chainsaw.
Why doesn't someone make me (or everyone) some waffles?
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:38 pm
Because you are to cheep to pay for them.
Why is the sun yellow?
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