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 Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:21 pm
*grin* Can never go wrong when it involves Fred and George.
I love the one with Peeves and McGonagall as well. :p
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:29 pm
"Look! I picked this up when I was do some light reading." Says Hermione and pulls out enormous book.
"You call that light?" Says Ron.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
"Open the egg!" Shouts the Gyrffindor common room. Harry opens the golden egg.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"It sounds like Percy's singing." Fred/George
"Maybe you have to attack him while he's in the shower." Fred/George
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:13 pm
harry: "he was their friend"
the prisioner of askaban
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:07 pm
Sirius Black: "i did my waiting... twelve years of it... in Azkaban"
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:25 pm
"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:01 am
^ha ha ha. I loved that. Ohhh...Fred and George. Have such great quotes. lol.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:55 pm
"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun."
- Peeves
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:26 am
Draco Malfoy "...They'll be waiting for the Chose Capitan - the Boy who scored - whatever they call you these days."
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:13 am
"Oh, there you are Albus," [Slughorn] said. "You've been gone a very long time. Upset stomach?"
"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns."
(Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 4 Horace Slughorn)
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:06 am
George looked up in time to see Malfoy pretending to faint with terror again.
"That little git," he said calmly. "He wasn't so cocky last night when the dementors were down our end of the train. Came running into our compartment, didn't he, Fred?"
"Nearly wet himself," said Fred, with a contemptuous glance at Malfoy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:41 pm
"Do you remember me telling you we are practising non-verbal spells, Potter?"
'Yes,' said Harry stiffly.
'Yes sir.'
'There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.'
I didn't read through the other pages, sorry if this has been posted.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:08 am
J.K. Rowling Harry suddenly pictured himself in a top hat and tails, dancing with a girl wearing one of the dresses that Aunt Petunia wore to cocktail parties. (Narrative part...I just thought it was funny.)
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:01 pm
Professor Lockhart: Pesty pixies...
I don't remember the rest but it's funny how he tries to get rid of the pixies.
Professor Lockhart sad after loosing his mind) who are you?
Ron:Ron
Professor Lockhart: and um who am I?
Ron:*looks at Harry hopelessly*
Professor Lockhart:This is a very odd place. Do you live here?
Ron:no*knocks Lockhart out*
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:02 pm
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
one more:
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:34 pm
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not just good, brilliant!
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