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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:48 pm
*Chuckles lightly, but goes back to feeding Roddy the remaining parsnips and making completely ridiculous faces at him to urge him on- which were wholly unnecessary*
*Looks over at Harry, smiling genially, but doesn't say anything to his wordless pleading- if he did everything for Harry, told him what to do and say, he'd never learn for himself, of course*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:58 pm
*Blinks, staring at Xeno's face making with a vaguely 'wtf' sort of look on his face*
*Gives a little burp, smiles, and says something that sounds like 'Drizzzllllbtt!' before shoving his fist into his mouth and promptly drooling all over it*
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:07 pm
*Gives a small grin and ducks his head a little, pleased, and promptly returns Gilderoy's hug with an enthusiastic two-armed hug of his own*
*Bites his lip* ... actually, Papa....
... gonk *Gives his Dad a horrified look, looking traumatized* .... ew!
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:23 pm
*Chuckles at Godfrey* It's good for you to know your father and I have a healthy romantic relationship and sex life! Sets an excellent example for what you should be looking out for.
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:56 pm
No it isn't! *Flails without really moving, a blush appearing on his cheeks. He sure in the hell didn't want to know what THEY did, and he didn't want THEM knowing what HE did*
*Slides away/retreats to his seat, mortified*
...an'I'vealreadygotaboyfriend. *Mumbled, due to the mental trauma induced but the images that popped up inside his head, unbidden*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:07 pm
*Claps his hands together once to show his delight* A boyfriend, you say? Ha! Gay as a handbasket, aren't you? *Laughs, looking pleased*
And are you being safe? *Pauses to shoot Harry a glower* You have given them the TALK, haven't you?
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:16 pm
*Makes a somewhat high pitched, keening sound of anguish*
Puppets. *Shudders all over, sliding very far down in his chair, almost slipping under the table*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:22 pm
Now, come on, really! I thought I did a rather good job.
*Nods in parental conviction, ignorant to any sort of permanent mental trauma/scarring he might have caused*
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:36 pm
*Comes back from his overly dramatic retreat underneath the table, sitting back up and looking across the table at Harry accusingly*
Why couldn't you just have given me a book? Like a normal parent?
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:36 pm
*Makes an irritated noise in the back of his throat at Harry before giving Godfrey a consoling hair-ruffling* Well, rest assured that I will be giving you a MUCH better explanation - I had a collection of pictures from my youth, you know, all very educational.
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:44 pm
No, I'm alright, thank you Papa. *Winces, not wanting to look at his Papa's decades old wanking material*
..... Dad.... did... explain everything. *Is completely red in the face, mirroring the way Harry had looked a few minutes prior*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:57 pm
I gave them the talk a few months after you went into the hospital, Gilderoy. *Seems indignant that Gilderoy thought he wouldn't properly teach his children about certain things*
And I didn't just let you have a book on purpose, Godfrey. I wanted you kids to know that I wanted to be more involved, that you didn't have to be embarrassed to come talk to me about anything.
*Stands up*
I thought the idea I came up with was rather clever!
*Turns and leaves the room to go get something*
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Godfrey Potter-Lockhart Crew
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:00 pm
Oh no, he's gone to go get them. We're all doomed.
*Slumps slightly in his chair, looking resigned*
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:10 pm
((*Pretend this is Xeno, because the account is giving me some problems. D<*))
*Is actually somewhat perplexed about all the fuss over these 'puppets,' but still rather amused*
My dear child, what's so horrible about these puppets?
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:11 pm
[Hi, Xeno! *Grope*]
Nonsense, Harry doesn't know anything, I had to teach it to him myself to begin with - *Pauses in confusion at his 'husband' leaving the room to fetch something* What?
Them? What is this 'them'? *Startled expression*
....Puppets?
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