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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:47 pm
Step on a fallen live wire on the street after bad storm.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:34 pm
Trips and falls face first into a malfunctioning generator.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:37 pm
Oh, so you went from standing next to it to falling into it? Genius. lol.
Fall in love with a cyborg, and they shock you when you have too much chemestry going on.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:46 pm
You eat a mechanical hotdog.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:19 pm
jumped into a swimming pool while wearing high-tech pants.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:37 pm
I'm sorry but I'm oout of realistic attempts at dying by electrocution.
Dies when your nerve systems generate too much electricity to your brain.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:10 pm
Done with electricity!
You fall into a volcano while hiking.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:38 pm
Finally!
Steps on a crack, and instead of breaking your mother's back, you break yours.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:51 pm
Goes sky diving for the first time you pull the parachute but it snaps off hitting chuck norris' face as HE skydives causing him to roundhouse kick your face into the ground and Liu Kang performs the fatality in which he drops an arcade game ontop of you, specifically a two player DDR in which he and chuck norris play and Liu Kang loses and dies because of Chuck Norris' awesome ness
Chuck Norris wins
Flawless Victory
Ultimate Fatality
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:54 pm
I'd be honored to die in such a way....
You are picking your nose and accidently pick out your brain.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:58 pm
You know what they say. When Life gives you lemons, turn it into poison feed it to you and let the world stare in shock at how the hell you did that.
Unnecessary Fatality.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:01 pm
Choke on an Apple seed at the breakfast table. Face down in your cheerios.
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:04 pm
You die laughing at the worlds most funniest joke
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:13 am
Refuse o leave your room after you find a game that overly good. You die of starvation or an epileptic ceasure. Sorry for misspelling.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:14 am
You get attacked by Conjoined twin monkeys and die of double aids
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