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 Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:32 pm
hilaroma Quote: 14) Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 mph. Oh god, high school math... rofl I kind of have a hard time believing a bunch of these aren't made up, but they're still funny. I'll bet the ones that seem made up were just from some smartass students amusing themselves rather than made up by whoever wrote the article.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:40 pm
Zelyhon hilaroma Quote: 14) Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 mph. Oh god, high school math... rofl I kind of have a hard time believing a bunch of these aren't made up, but they're still funny. I'll bet the ones that seem made up were just from some smartass students amusing themselves rather than made up by whoever wrote the article. That's possible too. xd
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:40 pm
hilaroma Well, I have to say I'm quite happy with the brie I bought at Trader Joe's the other day. For 2/3 lb it was only $2.80, which I thought was pretty low (for the same 2/3 lb, brie is usually around $5-$7), but I bought it anyway because I figured if it was bad I could just throw it out, not losing much money over the whole thing. Turns out it tastes lovely with just crackers. Now I kind of want to experiment with a dish that uses brie, but all the recipes I keep finding are too technical and complicated. Anyone know any simple things I could prepare with my brie, using mostly basic ingredients (meaning I won't have to go out and buy a bunch of fancy stuff)? Mmmm Brie. How about Brie-stuffed Keys? :9
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:42 pm
That last one sounds crazy awesome. I need to learn how to use puff pastry some time. There are all sorts of good sounding recipes that have it. Sadly, I rarely go to a normal grocery store.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:47 pm
In the right context, any of these could enhance an entertaining piece of writing. The page you linked is one such context.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:52 pm
Bart is bored...and hungry. But it's close to midnight so I really shouldn't eat.. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:01 pm
iBarty Bart is bored...and hungry. But it's close to midnight so I really shouldn't eat.. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:08 pm
RaeRae Rave iBarty Bart is bored...and hungry. But it's close to midnight so I really shouldn't eat.. gonk
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Streamjumper Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:27 pm
iBarty Bart is bored...and hungry. But it's close to midnight so I really shouldn't eat.. gonk  Dooooo eeeeeeet.....
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:39 pm
Streamjumper iBarty Bart is bored...and hungry. But it's close to midnight so I really shouldn't eat.. gonk Dooooo eeeeeeet.....
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm
This was said in a thread about some guy asking for help because he thinks he's turning into a goth..it made me lawl.:Bampot Just go to your local doctor and get a blood test done. If you test positive for the goth, he give you some anti-goth. If you don't hurry, the goth may spread so get vaccinated asap. Goth has also proven to be contagious, so you'll probably want to warn your friends and family about it. Goth can not pass onto your pets, but it can be fatal for children 4 and under.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:32 am
AG! Flower has finally.. Joined RO.. >>;;
Legacy Client biggrin
PeacockBones - the name
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:47 am
For some reason I really liked this one. xd McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.Someone had math on the brain.Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 mph.Knowledge from personal experience?It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:28 am
Yay! The School Credit Exchange is back up!
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