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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:15 pm
l-lellboy Warrior Guy Gardner Well, you gotta understand. This sales rep guy, he shows up a week or so back, and he has this offer for me. And I was about to kick hyis a** out. Then he showed me the projected sales numbers. I was still gonna kick his a** out, but he was all like
"ut these bopoks, they show a genuine love for your friends. You get paid, and you're showing them your support. It's win-win."
I styill wasn't convinced, and then he says he'd leave us a shipment on a consignment. if they sold, they sold, and if they didn't, he'd come back and get rid of them. Annnnd they apparently sold eek ........so what you're SAYING is...
....YOU'RE the one responsible for the fanfics being sold in Lantern's. mad Awww . . . . you don't have to thank me, Hellboy! The joy on your face is thanks enough. Hey! We keep outselling this book where you're a part of the story! You must be really really popular 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:15 pm
*hops up and down in anger*
GUY!!!! scream
Kyle said to ignore everything you said and not to let you touch anything!!! STOP TOUCHING!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:16 pm
Warrior Guy Gardner Awww . . . . you don't have to thank me, Hellboy! The joy on your face is thanks enough. Hey! We keep outselling this book where you're a part of the story! You must be really really popular 3nodding evil Have you READ what's in those freaking books?!?! *hunts semi-discreetly behind the bar for a yellow bludgeon of some sort*
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:18 pm
Yes.. those books are very nice and spicy.. er.. I mean.. YEAH HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S IN THOSE BOOKS???
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:18 pm
l-lellboy ........so what you're SAYING is...
....YOU'RE the one responsible for the fanfics being sold in Lantern's. mad *Watches Bruce leave, then notices Hellboy.*
heart _ heart
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:18 pm
Chris Powell *hops up and down in anger* GUY!!!! scream Kyle said to ignore everything you said and not to let you touch anything!!! STOP TOUCHING!!!! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Settle down, Chris! I didn't mean to leave you out! Your book is doing good, too!
And the great part is? mrgreen Since they're selling so well, I'm gonna cut the guys in on the profits. 'Cause . . . y'know. Knowing their books sell well might make them happy, but a few extra bucks? That'll REALLY make 'em happy.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:20 pm
You're peddling poorly written amateur porn!!! scream
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:20 pm
l-lellboy Warrior Guy Gardner Awww . . . . you don't have to thank me, Hellboy! The joy on your face is thanks enough. Hey! We keep outselling this book where you're a part of the story! You must be really really popular 3nodding evil Have you READ what's in those freaking books?!?! *hunts semi-discreetly behind the bar for a yellow bludgeon of some sort* Oh . . . don't be silly, Hellboy. This is me you're talking to. You know I don't read if I don't have to!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:20 pm
*blinks out and reappears behind Chris, puts her hands over his eyes *
Guess who!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:21 pm
Chris Powell You're peddling poorly written amateur porn!!! scream Oh, come on! No one would write porn about you!
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:23 pm
Chris Powell You're peddling poorly written amateur porn!!! scream Gross. No wonder Old Man Ellis calls you people Pervert Suits.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:23 pm
*pulls out an appropriately tinted bottle of banana liquer and tests its weight* Yeah... this oughta do.
*suddenly flings the yellow bottle with unerring aim at Guy's head*
YOU FREAKING MORON. scream THAT WAS FREAKING SLASH FICTION.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:24 pm
*brings in a table and begins to set up for her book signing*
Hmmm....right here...
*hangs a sign, sets out a pile of books, and sits*
FOR A LIMITED TIME GET A SIGNED COPY OF THE NEW BEAST/DARK BEAST SLASH FANFIC....PROFESSOR, LOVE THEYSELF BY ~SWORDMISTRESS1~
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:26 pm
Porn? I'd only call it porn if you're using the term loosely. Even porn has higher standards than those books.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:26 pm
*reads the sign on Brand's table and jaw drops*
gonk So wrong on so many levels... gonk
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