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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:57 pm
Granted, but unfortunately, being half-giant, your hair will never be tame so the mirror wouldn't shut up, and one day it drove you to smash it to pieces...
I wish there was a long drawn out TV series that did Harry the right way with nothing cut out.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:01 am
Granted, but you spend literally a whole year indoors watching all the episodes in a row and when you go outside again you discover that you've somehow turned more pale and are now an albino.
I wish I could taste Molly's french onion soup... mmm...
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:02 am
Granted, but unfortunately it is the last thing you will ever taste, as it has burned your tastebuds off.
I wish that all the squibs in the world could do magic.
Thank you Quickspell. =D
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:02 am
granted but they go mad with delight and kill every one you know i wish to become a vampire of awesome ness
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:44 pm
Granted, but you turn into Edward Cullen.
I wish I could pet Fluffy~! :'D
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:56 pm
Granted, but the music stops and Fluffy attacks you.
I wish I could ride a broomstick through London.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:48 pm
Granted, but you fall off.
I wish I could poke Voldie!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:22 pm
Granted, but he pokes you right back- with an avada kedavra.
I wish that J.K. Rowling would come out with a series about the next generation of wizard kids.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:29 pm
Granted, but the series fails miserabley.
I wish that Snape would stop wearing pink thongs.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:31 pm
Mama the Ninja Camel
Granted, but the series fails miserabley.
I wish that Snape would stop wearing pink thongs.
He did- he just didn't wear any underwear at all. :O I wish Seamus blew up Malfoy.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:08 pm
wish granted but then samus is sent to jail for kiling a child i wish that i had lots of people to do horrible things to me
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:50 pm
Granted, but they forgot about you and did horrible things to the clouds.
I wish that I was so smart that I'd get perfect scores on all my finals.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:26 pm
Granted, but then they think you're a crazy genius and they do weird "tests" on your brain.
I wish for a vial of Felix Felicis.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:20 pm
Granted, but it turns out it's not Felix Felicis, and it's a deadly potion.
I wish to never see another ginormous spider in my life!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:10 pm
wish granted but then you go blind cause the world is taken over by giant spider bigger than the statue of liberty i wish for dr pepper to be poured into a bowl and this set in stone for the rest of eternity
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