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MATHEMATICAL!

Whatever you say, matey. ninja

I wish Gaia had some serious shoe stores... my translation into a shoe head in real life has left me yearning for some seriously outrageous shoes on Gaia.

Dear AG, as PG, Skizz, and I were conversing over a rousing game of cards, we came to realize that something has been missing for too long from the glorious halls of this guild...

The pitter-patter of little n00b feet.

I think we should look into adopting a n00b or two as a guild. Not only will it give us some good fun, but we'll help someone learn their way around Gaia and get a headstart on things.

What say ye all?

I actually do have an answer to this question to end the debate once and for all...

In the movie 300, the Immortals were basically pre-ninja ninjas. While they eventually won along with all of the other troops, in earlier combat, they were getting owned by the Spartans.

Thus, Spartans > Ninjas

Sparta, and all of Greece, was eventually conquered and incorporated into the Roman empire, which shows that the Romans were obviously superior.

Romans > Spartans > Ninjas

When Rome itself eventually fell, it fell to raiders and barbarians from outside the empire.

Raiders > Romans > Spartans > Ninjas

The Oakland Raiders are a football team whose team logo is a guy with an eyepatch and crossed cutlasses behind him. Thus, a pirate.

In conclusion: Pirates = Raiders > Romans > Spartans > Ninjas

Or, to simplify, Pirates > Ninjas. xd xd

..one vote for butt pirate.

I wish I could trade with the library and be like.. "Here are two Chuck Palahniuk books that I don't like, give me your Fight Club." emo