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 Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:25 pm
Zeltron Girl sad standing beside a knee high pile of slugthrower rounds and throwing knives, Pash's upturned pants in hand) How did he fit all this in these?!
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:50 am
(War Room on Coruscant)
Mace Windu: Dooku is on the move again. This time he's trying to persuade Rodia to secede from the Republic.
Yoda: Strong warriors, the Rodians are. If to the Confederacy they fall, cripple us it will.
Obi-wan: His machinations must be stopped. Anakin and I will go and put an end to his evil plan.
Palpantine: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TRUE EVIL! DOOKU IS JUST A PAWN IN MY DIABOLICAL PLOT TO CONQUER THE GALAXY (lightning flashes and thunder booms) MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*ahem* I mean I concur. He bad. yep.
Anakin: eek Did anyone else just see that?!
Windu: See what?
Anakin: That! The thunder and lightning and maniacal laughter! The Supreme Chancellor is evil!
Yoda: See nothing I did.
Obi-wan: Hmm, neither did I. Are you alright, Anakin?
Anakin: Palpantine just went through an evil overlord gloat! How could you have missed it?! He had special effects!
Windu: Accusing the Supreme Chancellor of treason? Anakin I think your emotions are clouding your judgement.
Anakin: WTF?! I just saw it with my own eyes!
Yoda: Keep up with that attitude of yours and make master you never will.
Anakin: stressed evil scream
Palpantine: twisted
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:07 pm
Anakin: *sniff* Ill never make master emo
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:07 am
During Ritt's and Aurora's Training session...
Aurora: So I'm supposed to stand like this?
Ritt: No, no, no... Like this *comes up behind her and positions her properly*
Aurora: I think your lightsaber is bumping my aft cargo hold.
Ritt: Sorry about that. *moves lightsaber to different spot on belt*
Elsewhere, on Thule....
Calliga: So I'm supposed to stand like this?
Siren: no, no, no... Like this *comes up behind him and positions him properly*
Calliga: I think your Lightsaber is bumping my aft Cargo Hold.
Siren: I don't have a lightsaber...
Calliga: eek
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:34 pm
((Hee hee. Heres one for you KOTOR fans))
Juhani: I vill ask you only vuhnce more... vhere are moose and skvirrel?
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:38 pm
*cough hack cough* *looks around to the droids* Anyone got a coughdrop?-General Greivous
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:12 am
Padme: Anakin, I'm preggers.
Anakin:....you mean we actually had sex? confused
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:18 am
Owen: Luke, clean those droids up.
Luke: Yes, Uncle Owen. I've already got them to work on the moisture vaporators.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:31 pm
*After Yoda kills Commander Gree and a scout trooper during Order 66*
Chewbacka:"Bitches be ownd."
Tarfful: "Word"
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:07 am
*Lost recording from the Star Destroyer that was persuing the Tantive IV after the opening credits.*
Officer 1: Did you see that? It looked like a bunch of text floating in the middle of space.
Officer 2: That's just a midichlorian cluster.
Officer 1: There aren't any midichlorians in space.
Officer 2: Of course there are. How else do you think we get sound in space?
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:14 pm
Klord88 *Lost recording from the Star Destroyer that was persuing the Tantive IV after the opening credits.* Officer 1: Did you see that? It looked like a bunch of text floating in the middle of space. Officer 2: That's just a midichlorian cluster. Officer 1: There aren't any midichlorians in space. Officer 2: Of course there are. How else do you think we get sound in space? Hahahahahaha!!! Thats funny!!! Luke: Vader, I am your SON!! Vader: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:43 am
Nakara: Gentlemen, from now on you will refer to me by the name Betty. Heh heh heh.
Shisstal: Um, but master, isnt that a woman's name?
*Betty glares at him, then a lightsaber comes spinning out from nowhere and decapitates Shisstal*
Betty: I necglected to mention, Shisstal, that you are no longer necessary. For I have found a new Apprentice.
*Betty looks in the direction of the throw*
Betty: Arise, Darth Ducky. Yessssss
*A rubber ducky sits there in a sith cloak*
Darh Ducky: Squeeek
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:47 am
Random jedi: I will put a stop to your evil, Caliga!
Calliga: hah. You stop me? Impossible. Let me show you the true power of the Dark Side.
Jedi: *Braces himself* Do your worst!
Calliga: SUPRISE BUTTSEX!
Jedi: eek
Siren: Hmm.....maybe I should have taught him something useful....
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:53 pm
*On a jungle planet somewhere, Sonya and Ritt are fighting*
Sonya: You're a good opponent. You dont' sit still.
Ritt: And you're strong too.
*several hours later*
Aurora: Master Ritt? Where are OH MY GOD! *sees sonya and ritt making out*
Sonya: I learned this trick from some lesbian on Thule.. oh someone new?
Aurora: What are you doing? I can't let you fall to the dark side master!
Sonya: Join us... make a threesome...
Ritt: We've got cookies!
Siren: My plan to take over the universe slowly proceeds *evil laugh* twisted
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:16 pm
Siren: Oh Calliga. *walks into room wearing a big gift bow* come unwrap your Christmas present.
Calliga: What is it?
Siren: It's me you feeb.
Calliga: Aw Siren how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same old junk I didnt play with the first time?
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