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 Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:34 pm
Whenever you feel like it! Wherever you feel like it!
Wouldn't that just count as sex... Anyway, that was totally my evil alter ego. mrgreen
You pushed me off of a cliff!
However you feel like it! I like it, I like it, I like it!
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:22 pm
I did not, I pulled you up a cliff but someone hit rewind.
You broke my outtie genitals!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:44 pm
I did not break, I ruined.
You killed my little sister.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:57 pm
That was not me. It was the prosecutor, who is....*sweats because he is prosecutor*....I mean the defense attorney. He did it.
You murdered an entire daycare center filled with children and underage teenagers......while watching pr0nz.(stupid spelling intended.)
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:54 pm
That must have been my evil twin. I was with friends at the time.
You burned my house down.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:01 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
I was trying to kill the evil ghost living within your attic.
You ran over several pedestrians!
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:34 pm
Oh , that's not me.
My ENEMY made a robot that looks like me.
You killed the cousin of my BESTFRIEND
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:31 pm
She killed herself. I was just there at the time.
You turned on the air conditioning when it was -5 degrees outside!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:37 pm
I needed to I'm hot blooded.
You stole my panties! scream
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 3:57 pm
No, those were mine. Yours are over there.
You smiled brightly at me. evil
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:16 pm
Yes, I did.
-Stabs out your eyes violently with a toothpick, looks with a bored expression over to the side as you scream out in agony. Whispers silently to self.-
Well now... there were no eye witnesses, so your accusation is of little consequence to me.
-Chuckles sweetly, wanders off.-
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:17 pm
You slit my throat in my sleep. Explain yourself.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:24 pm
You stabbed out my eyes with a toothpick.
You broke into a day spa and stole all the towels.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:36 pm
I didn't think i was dry enough
I saw you spying into the girls/boys locker room
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:39 pm
I was just comparing size!! crying
You tripped over a crack in the sidewalk.
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