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 Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:14 pm
EdwardHau Really weird things happen to me. It seems like at least once a week, I have some weird story to share with everyone. Anyway...
My friend Jo and I went to see American Gangster(greatfreakingmovie) today. As we're walking through the parking lot, I hear this behind me.
Lady: Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
Finally, after the third excuse me I decide she's obviously talking to us. I turn around, and there is this fairly heavyset black woman standing there in some very revealing clothes.
Me: Yes?
Lady: Do ya'll have a minute?
Me: Well, I'm kind of in a hurry. Going to work.
Lady: It'll just take a second..
Me: All right..
So, I'm feeling kind of weird at this point, but I don't leave..
Lady: Ya'll like tea parties?
Me: Sure. (notice I said sure, without questioning it)
Jo: Uh... tea parties?
Lady: -looks at Jo with an odd expression- Oh, I didn't say tea parties.. I said titty parties.
Jo: burning_eyes
Me: Uhm...excuse me?
Lady: Titty parties.. do ya'll like titty parties?
Me: ........Good God... -walks off quickly with Jo-
w.t.f. ... *ring ring ring* *ring ring ring* Yes, hello? ... Reeeeeeeeeeally? *pulls on a purple hat* Sounds deliiiiiiiiiiiightful! Just let me get my teacup, this will be a wonderful unbirthday party.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:16 pm
Dr. Fomite LunaInverse Well, for a more scientific explanation, sounds like night terrors. Although those usually happen to survivors of horrendous traumas (some rape survivors can actually FEEL their rapist attacking them again, even though they know the rapist isn't there). http://www.nightterrors.org/ But, for a slightly more paranormal explanation, night hags. http://www.hauntedbay.com/features/nightterror.shtml http://www.sleepnet.com/rest3/messages/772.html
This is what I get for replying to 100 page-old backlog.
But I personally vote that Kin's got night hags.Not even the old womens can deny it when my mack attacks cool *flexes and poses*
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:18 pm
Streamjumper Dr. Fomite LunaInverse Well, for a more scientific explanation, sounds like night terrors. Although those usually happen to survivors of horrendous traumas (some rape survivors can actually FEEL their rapist attacking them again, even though they know the rapist isn't there). http://www.nightterrors.org/ But, for a slightly more paranormal explanation, night hags. http://www.hauntedbay.com/features/nightterror.shtml http://www.sleepnet.com/rest3/messages/772.html
This is what I get for replying to 100 page-old backlog.
But I personally vote that Kin's got night hags.I'm of the opinion that Junior's harassing him for shits and giggles. Just my luck.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:20 pm
The first one made me throw up a little... The second is just classic and amusing regardless. rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:26 pm
Dr. Fomite Skizzors Mala: Okay, I was GOING to cave in and change it, but my right-click has decided to not work, so.. ... *ears perk up*
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:33 pm
... *rings a jingle bell in front of RaeRae* But, Christmas RaeRae! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:35 pm
Streamjumper Skizzors Nooooo~ the donuts are gone. emo VERY NOOOOOOOOO~~~~ ... whee
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:39 pm
Dr. Fomite Kinetic Dream Dr. Fomite Akimbo MegamanPsy Mala....what the hell?! gonk She's doing it wrong. ... Magical... Zombie... Girl? I'm not sure if I should love it or hate it... Maybe apathy is the best course of action. ... gonk Apathy, apathy, apath- *lunge hug*
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:39 pm
Dr. Fomite *twirls her wand clockwise four times* Magical Mala...something-something...Pretty Transformation!
There! This time I'm sure I got it right. I mean, sure I forgot that middle part, and it could've been counter-clockwise, but still...it can't be that complicated... Amirite? She, she's so cute... gonk
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:41 pm
My fist is that which clenches backlog! scream
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:48 pm
Kinetic Dream Dr. Fomite *twirls her wand clockwise four times* Magical Mala...something-something...Pretty Transformation!
There! This time I'm sure I got it right. I mean, sure I forgot that middle part, and it could've been counter-clockwise, but still...it can't be that complicated... Amirite? She, she's so cute... gonk
Never fear, Magical Mala is here to bring you joy, peace, and love! *twirls magical wand such that feeble sparks sputter forth and fizzle out on the floor* 4laugh
Hey...does anybody notice a funny smell? Like...something burning... Huh.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:49 pm
Dr. Fomite Kinetic Dream Dr. Fomite *twirls her wand clockwise four times* Magical Mala...something-something...Pretty Transformation!
There! This time I'm sure I got it right. I mean, sure I forgot that middle part, and it could've been counter-clockwise, but still...it can't be that complicated... Amirite? She, she's so cute... gonk
Never fear, Magical Mala is here to bring you joy, peace, and love! *twirls magical wand such that feeble sparks sputter forth and fizzle out on the floor* 4laugh
Hey...does anybody notice a funny smell? Like...something burning... Huh. They form such a pretty star on the floor!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:52 pm
So I ran into a priest the other night shopping for books.
And he was looking for the first in a trilogy that I really like.
Me: That's a great book. I've had it for years.
Him: Well, we'll see. Our church has banned it because we've heard it's very pro-atheist.
Me: Really? I didn't pick that up at ALL.
[insert a bit of conversation]
Five minutes later:
Him: Well, you have me convinced- I'm buying all three.
Now... I'd only read two and a half of the books. Someone stole my signed third copy at school one day in like, 8th grade.
So I finally decided to check out what happened, and apparently the two main characters kill God at the end, so that people can do as they like from then on.
gonk
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