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 Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:22 pm
What? Uhhhh, I only have 2 because...um, the Easter Bunny loves me and sent me 2. Yeah, thats reasonable.
While poking me, one of your fingernails dug in so much, I scraped into my skin and you decided to eat the flesh. O_O
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:56 pm
I'm half werewolf half vampire, at least it was only a taste. you were caught running across town naked singing The Streak by Ray Stevens.
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:28 am
You Have No Proof, It's All LIE'S!
You made a volcano erupt killing more then half a dozen people.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:35 am
No, I was so hawt it exploded since it couldn't take any more of my precious looks. XD
You hacked my facebook account and said I was a panty raider.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:41 am
I don't even have a facebook. -_-
You stole my blanket then peed on it. Why did you do that? gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:43 am
Are you sure it was me? Cuz that's the sort of thing a dog would do....
You licked my knee saying you were experimenting the different textures of everyone's knees. I doubt that.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:44 am
I was!!! It for a school assignment
You got me SICK!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:50 am
I did not! YOU got yourself sick by being near me!
You ran over my foot with your car!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:55 am
Nuh-uh, I ran over your foot with a BUS, totally different.
You made it rain, so I can't visit my friend
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:22 am
Guess what? There's such thing as an UMBRELLA!!!
You knew I was allergic to bees but you still didn't tell me that the grass field had bees and wasps in every inch of the yards.
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:48 pm
I figured you would have known that, because of your allergy! You should've checked it out before you went in there.
You kidnapped me, just to leave me out in the middle of the street.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:09 pm
Yeah so you can get run over by the reindeer.
You made Grandma get ran over by a reindeer!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:53 pm
Being medieval, my grandmother died at least 500 years ago.
You convinced my husband I was a witch and then cut my head off.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:18 pm
Psh, It wasn't ME. That was my twin sister.
You stole all of my peanut butter and now I can't make my sandwich!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:25 am
Yeah because you stole all of my jelly, causing me to not be able to make my sandwich.
You used me as a d***o!
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