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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:44 pm
A large line of people gathered at the foot of Heaven. God seated himself in front, and spoke. "All the men get in two lines. One line is for the men who made themselves the head of the house hold, and all the men who followed their wives is for the other." All the men followed and formed those two lines, but only one was in the line for the men who were head of the house hold. God gave a discusted look and demanded to know how this could be. "I made you men to be examples to the women and children, to be their spiritual strong hold. How could this have happened? Only one man could do what I had asked." God then turned to the man, and asked him. "So tell us, how were you able to be the dominant one in the family." The man then replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 5:24 am
One day left till Japan. Monday is blastoff...
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:41 pm
R.A, that is an awsome joke. xd ..I gotta save that one..
Death T-2, I hope you travel safely and enjoy yourself!
I wish I could go, crying ..hm..and I believe I'm a 'tad' too big to be packaged..it's 200 lbs too much??
xp
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:46 pm
Well, yeah. Perhaps if you lose 130 pounds by Monday I could take you! xd
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:52 pm
eek ..holy shnykies..
Aw!..the most I could pull off is 129, crying
Not enough, ;_;
xp ..besides..if I really could lose weight fast enough like that, I wouldn't be so down on myself now for being a fat loser.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 4:24 am
I could use some friends, so if anyone else feels that they could too, would you keep me in mind? Thanks.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:57 am
Don't worry. You'll get friends here in to time. ^_^
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:17 pm
Risen. Angel. A large line of people gathered at the foot of Heaven. God seated himself in front, and spoke. "All the men get in two lines. One line is for the men who made themselves the head of the house hold, and all the men who followed their wives is for the other." All the men followed and formed those two lines, but only one was in the line for the men who were head of the house hold. God gave a discusted look and demanded to know how this could be. "I made you men to be examples to the women and children, to be their spiritual strong hold. How could this have happened? Only one man could do what I had asked." God then turned to the man, and asked him. "So tell us, how were you able to be the dominant one in the family." The man then replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." Humorous... yet... sexist. sweatdrop stare
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 12:58 pm
Risen. Angel. A large line of people gathered at the foot of Heaven. God seated himself in front, and spoke. "All the men get in two lines. One line is for the men who made themselves the head of the house hold, and all the men who followed their wives is for the other." All the men followed and formed those two lines, but only one was in the line for the men who were head of the house hold. God gave a discusted look and demanded to know how this could be. "I made you men to be examples to the women and children, to be their spiritual strong hold. How could this have happened? Only one man could do what I had asked." God then turned to the man, and asked him. "So tell us, how were you able to be the dominant one in the family." The man then replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." lol, that's funny...are you a feminist? just kidding, but I'm not to fond of the man haters club, I feel they go above and beyond, what is not that necessary
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:17 pm
Actually, its a joke my mom got from a friend through an e-mail. I'm not sexist at all, I just thought it was funny. If my dad can laugh at it with good civil humor, then you all can too. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 1:32 pm
Risen. Angel. Actually, its a joke my mom got from a friend through an e-mail. I'm not sexist at all, I just thought it was funny. If my dad can laugh at it with good civil humor, then you all can too. 3nodding I shalt agree. 3nodding I found it humourous.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 2:18 pm
Risen. Angel. Actually, its a joke my mom got from a friend through an e-mail. I'm not sexist at all, I just thought it was funny. If my dad can laugh at it with good civil humor, then you all can too. 3nodding Then if my friend can enjoy me hanging a black man, that makes it okay? I wrote that to demonstrate the hole in your logic. Also I think there was a miscommunication. I was referring to the joke, not you. I was chillin when I said that it was sexist. I never meant you are sexist. I have no reason to acuse you, and I don't. That joke was sexist. That's my opinion. I consider it valid and respectable. You have every right to think that it is funny, I respect that, but I do not think it is funny. I hope you can learn from this that you should think about who you might offend when you say something. I assume you usually do, which is why I'm willing to not attribute your actions to who you are. I say these not to offend you, and I hope you can understand that. I am not sure what will give either of us closure to this discussion or if either of us even needs it, but I will be willing to do whatever it takes to make sure that neither you nor I walks away mad. Also, should someone else choose to intervene, I hope they do it right.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 2:54 pm
GAH! FLECK! I JUST GOT A WHOLE LONG POST EATEN BY GAIA! -Goes rabid-
Ok...Long story short.
1. It was ment to everyone in general, not just you K.
2. I am far from mad, it takes a lot to get me mad.
3. I respect the fact that you do not like the joke, I just don't like being 'called' sexist in any shape or form, for I am not. (Not just to you, but in general.)
4. My father is against sexist ways firmly, which suprised me when he laughed at it and loved it. So I when I said that if he can laugh at it, so can you, it did not mean to just you, but to everyone who thinks its offencive.
5. I am not sexist, I just thought a little bit of humor could work out my already frigged up day, which it obviously made things worse.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 5:38 pm
-Wants comments in her journal- heart heart heart
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:47 pm
I'll go ahead and say it..I allow myself to act like a femnist nazi. Ever watch Miss Congeniality..yeah that's what I've allow myself to be like over half the time.. >>
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