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 Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:51 am
Darkened Angel Pash: * yelling as loudly as possible * ATTENTION SITH! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU! cont. Pash: LINE UP IN AN ORDELY FASION AND AWAIT YOU TURN TO DIE! THANK YOU!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:31 am
Any Mando: Ibice aruetiise cuy dini'la!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 am
((Somehow, I can almost see this happening under the right circumstances, in spite of it being LYNH))
Ritt: *madly in love with someone* Love is blind, baby.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:15 pm
((Cene's attempt to "Blend in" with women in a Coreworld society))
Cene: Hey ladies! Isnt having babies and being subjugated by males the best? You know what I like better than killing? Housework!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:34 pm
(Because we all know how fan girls are)
Obi-Wan: Pimpin' an't easy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:49 pm
Cont.
Obi-wan:Because your shameless.
Anakin:... stare
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:28 pm
Grievous: Ladies and gentalmen of the CIS. I present to you the newest addition to our forces. *pulls blanket cover off an object* Our giant, mutated, pink, marshmallow peeps.
*droids scream as the peeps began devouring them*
GG: Umm... well... your problem now. See ya!
*leaves confrence room and locks all the doors. Bloodcurtling screams can be heard*
Dooku: So? How did it go?
Grievous: I'm sure everything will be fine.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:04 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:10 am
Palpatine: I'M A SCATMAN! Be-de-de-de-dup-dup-be-dup-dup-dup! * break dances *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:34 pm
(Yoda publishes a Self Help book titled 'The Force and You.')
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:33 pm
Vader: This is the story of The Little Ewok That Could. Once upon a time...
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:24 am
Palpanine: You will now witness the power of this fully operational battle station! Frank, Push the button!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:38 am
( just after Order 66 and the formation of the Empire )
Imperial Officer: Lord Vader, since you are a vital witness to the murder of the Jedi as per Order 66, you are to be placed into Imperial Witness Protection, since the few Jedi that survived may attempt to harm you. We've arrange a new identity for you and everything.
( later, at the epic Luke/Vader confrontation )
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: No... That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! No way in Corellia's Nine Hells is my dad named Darth Pantysniffer!
Vader: ... It's a long story.
( a lengthy explanation later )
Luke: No wonder you turned evil.
Vader: So now you understand. I killed my own wife, abandoned my children, killed my former master, and used my own daughter later on as a tool to further the schemes of the Emperor. Perfectly understandable.
Luke: Yeah, and about Leia... We sorta made out.
Vader: WHAT!? That's SICK! GET OUT!
Luke: But I-
Vader: OUT!
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