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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:07 pm
Des and Cale: *hug*
Cale: I'm sorry for constantly bickering with you.
Des: I said a bunch of stupid things too. Sometimes I can't even remember what I was smoking during some of those replies.
Cale: At least the guild will be peaceful.
Des: True dat.
Cale:.....
Des:.....
Cale: This sucks.
Des: Fo' Sizzle.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:51 pm
Darth Vader: When I last left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Obi-wan Kenobi: Dont make me go to the larder and unseal a tin of whoop a**, Darth.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:21 pm
Grievous: But the loss of Count Dooku...
Sidious: Soon I will have a new apprentice. One far younger and more powerful.
Grievous: Uh... who?
Sidious: The true chosen one. Chuck Norris!
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:29 pm
*Stryder doing research in his Study*
Servant Droid: Excuse me Sir, but is there anything I can get you?
Stryder: (Ponders) I want a sandwich with eggs.
Droid: Eggs sir?
Stryder:...And Ham!
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:13 pm
Officer- We've analyzed their attack strategy, and we've detected a weakness. Shall I have your ship on standby?
Tarkin- Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you underestimate their chances.
Officer- But sir... we're using Vista...
Tarkin- And the problem with that is? It's almost as evil and bishy as I am!
Officer- Well, sir... it crashed on Lord Vader, and now his TIE fighter is spiraling out of control. We're trying to reboot, but there are just too many help menus to get throu-
*Explosion*
*Falcon Flies By*
Han- Woohoo! That was one in a million, kid!
Ben- The Force will be with you... always....
Vader- *spinning* *regains control* We should've stuck with XP...
Brought to You By Apple. We're only slightly evil.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:50 am
Spaceport Controller: Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
[to Anakin]
Spaceport Controller: Skywalker, have you ever flown a capital ship before?
Anakin Skywalker: No, never.
Spaceport Controller: s**t. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land that ship.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:57 pm
Vader: I said fire across the bridge! Not into the Bridge! Who was the gunner for that last shot!
Commander: It was my cousin sir. I'm sorry sir. He's a moron sir.
Vader: Another one! How many morons do we have on this ship!
All: *happily* Hey!
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:22 pm
Wedge Antillies: (To R2 unit in his X-wing) You ever flown one of these before?
R2 Unit: Beep
Wedge: Neither have I.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:12 pm
Palpatine: Make love, not war.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:49 pm
Palpatine: Hi, I'm Emperor Palpatine, and I'm... A level 70 tauren shaman...
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:30 am
Pash: (perched on a ledge about to strike his opponent below and internal monologueing) Ok, Ive gathered as much information as I could about this target. Ive memorized his habits, neutralized his guards, and now the only thing that separates him from the cold embrace of death is naught but the few meters distance separating him from me. Death draws swift on eagle's wings to strike down the enemies of the Order and the Republi-
*Glances over*
Pash: "Hey! a Flag!"
Target: eek exclaim "Assassin!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:34 am
Nakara: (waggling his eyebrows) Say the secret word and I'll make you my apprentice.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:25 am
Mace Windu: (After decapitating Jango Fett...) Now that's what I call a critical hit, mothaf****!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:57 pm
Grievous: *after being shot and starting on fire* "No! It burns us!!! It burns us!!!!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:41 am
Pash: * yelling as loudly as possible * ATTENTION SITH! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!
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