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 Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:42 pm
((  )) Perrault stood there speechless, eyes widened, the disgusting fluid stained on his lovely purple coat. He turned to Farfarello and slapped him in the face.
"Why did you do this?!" he yelled as he tried to wipe it off, leaving large smears all over his coat.----- Raedou looked at Hashmal.
"If you wish to bash some skulls, go Horde hunting." he said, "I have a feeling that we will be here a while."
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:46 pm
The demon reeled back at the unexpected display of violence from the elf. "What? It's just a bit of clothing; you even have more underneath..."
Farfarello turned to Raedou, "Why, exactly, are we going to be here a while?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:07 pm
Raedou pointed at the caravan's bottom.
"They took a wheel." he said, "We can't leave until I make a new one."
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:10 pm
Farfarello blinked. "How did I not notice that before?" I really need to pay more attention...
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:23 pm
Raedou then pointed at the demon.
"You will search for a tree, bean sprout." he said, "Perrault will accompany you."
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Perrault sighed and took off his coat.
"Okay." he said, "Let's go, Far! I don't want to be here too long!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:26 pm
"Yes, O Tyrannical General, SIR!" Farfarello salluted Raedou and leapt to his favorite perch; the roof of the caravan. Spotting no trees, he slunk back into the back-in-a-day mobile home. "Sir! It appears that we are in a desert! No trees to report, SIR!" He salluted again, stiff as a board.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:30 pm
Raedou groaned in frustration.
"Go and find a dead tree somewhere that I can make a wheel out of." he scowled, "And do not return until you get one! Now go!"
He then turned back to the caravan and began measuring one of the wheels.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:46 pm
Frafarello groaned, " Why can't Hashmal just push us out of the desert? She's strong enough..."
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:51 pm
Raedou ignored the demon; he was still measuring until he started crying again.
"My... precious... curtains..."
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Perrault smiled and shook his head.
"C'mon Far." he said as he grabbed two flasks of water from Raedou's pack.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:55 pm
Farfarello hit his head on the caravan wall once with every word, "Fine. if. I. have. to. go. you. tyrannical. vagrants." He continued banging.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:14 pm
Perrault grabbed Far by the horn and dragged him along.
"We'll be fine, Far!" he said encouragingly, "I'm sure we'll find a tree somewhere!"
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Raedou glanced at Hashmal.
"Don't ever have kids." he said.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:20 pm
(( XD ))
"Perrault, I swear on every single one of those unsightly crucifixes that if you do not let go of me, I will eat you alive." The demon had suddenly taken a turn for the worse.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:29 pm
Perrault immediately let go.
"Sorry, Far..." he said as he scratched the back of his head, "And these are not unsightly! I like them."
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:36 pm
"Well they make me want to scrape my innards out of my mouth with a particularly long and scratchy stick!" The demon snarled, the base of his tail stiff, the tip of it lashing fiercely.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:40 pm
"That's because you're a demon." said Perrault as he dangled his crucifixes, "Just because you're from Hell does not mean you need to act like it. Now calm down!"
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