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 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:18 pm
Utakan And why aren't my vacations that amusing? XD Oh God, Youko. I think I lost my left lung and my galbladder laughing at that. I'll have to go find them now. Totally love the bit about you'n and the guy in the room next to you singing. Kinda reminds me of the one time I was singing the theme and I hit a high-a** D like really loud. I live in a townhouse, so I got neighbors right next to both sides of me (I'm in the middle one) and I totally made the neighbor's baby cry. XD
xd Yeah. That was DEFINITELY the highlight of my vacation.
o_o ;.; The poor baby. xDDD I'm sure if that man was pregnant, his fetus was sobbing, as well. D':
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:23 pm
Yeah, next thing you know, my limbs will be dropping off me and I'll look like a giant pinto bean. XD
I thought for sure the neighbors were gonna come knock on my door and tell me to stop singing. I'm always singing something, but that was like the first time I really belted it out.
Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:25 pm
Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:29 pm
Eric_the_Phantom Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:30 pm
Eric_the_Phantom Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused Nah. Little bugger was distracted by the livingroom's chandelier. So I took advantage of the situation and grabbed the mop and beat it down where I promptly jumped on it (with shoes on of course) a few dozen times and then sprayed it with glass cleaner to make sure it died. Almost as good as that time where I was chasing a roach and the thing was trying to get in my purse.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:32 pm
Utakan Eric_the_Phantom Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused Nah. Little bugger was distracted by the livingroom's chandelier. So I took advantage of the situation and grabbed the mop and beat it down where I promptly jumped on it (with shoes on of course) a few dozen times and then sprayed it with glass cleaner to make sure it died. Almost as good as that time where I was chasing a roach and the thing was trying to get in my purse.
It was awesome.
Moral of the story:
Mice = luff
Bees = Fun to squish[/lame]
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:06 pm
Youko-chan Utakan Eric_the_Phantom Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused Nah. Little bugger was distracted by the livingroom's chandelier. So I took advantage of the situation and grabbed the mop and beat it down where I promptly jumped on it (with shoes on of course) a few dozen times and then sprayed it with glass cleaner to make sure it died. Almost as good as that time where I was chasing a roach and the thing was trying to get in my purse.
It was awesome.
Moral of the story:
Mice = luff
Bees = Fun to squish[/lame]I got bit by a duck once in the Park. Moral of that story: Ducks don't like you insisting that they eat the bread in your hand right that second or at all. second Moral: Duck bites HURT.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:13 pm
EEKK!! *small spider runs across computer desk* gonk *grabs napkin to kill it...spider jumps and evades attempt* WTF!! stressed *keeps trying to kill it...spider skillfully evades attempt, finally manages to squish it*
Eric:1 Spider: 0
...*suddenly thinks of Erik* OHNOIKILLEDASPIDER/ERIKWOULDBEASHAMEDOFME...*mourns spiders death*
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:20 pm
Utakan Youko-chan Utakan Eric_the_Phantom Utakan Then again, I was singing and chasing a wasp around my livingroom with a mop at the same time. That could have the same effect as running with a pair of scissors...only if you give the bee a good thwap it might get pissed and jam itself in your mouth...and that might make an even odder note confused Nah. Little bugger was distracted by the livingroom's chandelier. So I took advantage of the situation and grabbed the mop and beat it down where I promptly jumped on it (with shoes on of course) a few dozen times and then sprayed it with glass cleaner to make sure it died. Almost as good as that time where I was chasing a roach and the thing was trying to get in my purse.
It was awesome.
Moral of the story:
Mice = luff
Bees = Fun to squish[/lame]I got bit by a duck once in the Park. Moral of that story: Ducks don't like you insisting that they eat the bread in your hand right that second or at all. second Moral: Duck bites HURT.
Nettie: Now guys, eat all the random junk you want, just DUN TOUCH THE BABEH HAMSTERS. THEY ARE NOT TOUCHABLE.
Kate: Mmkay.
Youko: Wouldn't dream of it.
Nettie: Kthxgnight. *shnore*
Us: gonk
Kate: :3 Let's go look at the babies!
Youko: D: NETTIE SAID NOT TO.
Kate: ...Nettie also said not to go on that ride at Mountain Creek.
Youko: D: Yeah, and look waht happened. DX I lost the bottom of my bathing suit. (>> Story for another day, possibly. xd )
Kate: *cackles*
Youko: e.e Shut up.
Kate: *reaches into the cage* Awww... hello, Isabelle! *goes to pet one* You're a cutie, aren't you?
Isabelle: :3 IS THAT CHEESE-DIP I SMELL?! *CHOMP*
Kate: O____O OH MY GOD, IT'S ATTACHED TO MY FINGER! *shrieks and yanks arm up, leaving the hamster suspended from her finger about three feet up*
Youko: D: *yanks the hamster off, sticks it back in its cage, and slams the lid shut*
Kate's Finger; *bleeding viciously*
xD Moral of the story?
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PET FORGIEN ANIMALS IF THE OWNER SAYS NONO.
OR GO ON FAST WATER RIDES IN A TWO PIECE.
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:23 pm
Eric_the_Phantom EEKK!! *small spider runs across computer desk* gonk *grabs napkin to kill it...spider jumps and evades attempt* WTF!! stressed *keeps trying to kill it...spider skillfully evades attempt, finally manages to squish it* Eric:1 Spider: 0 ...*suddenly thinks of Erik* OHNOIKILLEDASPIDER/ERIKWOULDBEASHAMEDOFME...*mourns spiders death*
*has arachnidphobia (sp?) on top of that... clown phobia* D:
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:26 pm
and a foreign animal phobia...
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:28 pm
Eric_the_Phantom and a foreign animal phobia...
:O LOOK OVER THERE! *points, sticking finger about a centimeter away from Eric's face*
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:34 pm
Youko-chan ...my friend once tried to pet my other friend's hamster.
Nettie: Now guys, eat all the random junk you want, just DUN TOUCH THE BABEH HAMSTERS. THEY ARE NOT TOUCHABLE.
Kate: Mmkay.
Youko: Wouldn't dream of it.
Nettie: Kthxgnight. *shnore*
Us: gonk
Kate: :3 Let's go look at the babies!
Youko: D: NETTIE SAID NOT TO.
Kate: ...Nettie also said not to go on that ride at Mountain Creek.
Youko: D: Yeah, and look waht happened. DX I lost the bottom of my bathing suit. (>> Story for another day, possibly. xd )
Kate: *cackles*
Youko: e.e Shut up.
Kate: *reaches into the cage* Awww... hello, Isabelle! *goes to pet one* You're a cutie, aren't you?
Isabelle: :3 IS THAT CHEESE-DIP I SMELL?! *CHOMP*
Kate: O____O OH MY GOD, IT'S ATTACHED TO MY FINGER! *shrieks and yanks arm up, leaving the hamster suspended from her finger about three feet up*
Youko: D: *yanks the hamster off, sticks it back in its cage, and slams the lid shut*
Kate's Finger; *bleeding viciously*
xD Moral of the story?
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PET FORGIEN ANIMALS IF THE OWNER SAYS NONO.
OR GO ON FAST WATER RIDES IN A TWO PIECE. I'm afraid of hamsters. I blame my old friend Olivia's lil' sis for that. It was way back in the 6th grade. Olivia invited me to help her with her little sister and the fun of trick-or-treating around the neighborhood. So, we go around the block and then come back. Her little sister, Jessica, was sitting on the floor, playing with her hamster. Olivia and I sat on the couch, exhausted. Goes like this: Uta: Homg, I'm tired. That guy on the roof playing his guitar was hot. (Don't ask) Olivia: We got a lot of candy! *proceeds to munch on candies* Uta: Thassnice. *lolls head back and goes night-night* Jessica: *gets evil idea and shoves hamster up Uta's nose* Uta: *wakes up* OMGHAMSTERINNOSTRIL!!! *flails and proceeds to scream* And thus I am forever fearing of hamsters. >>
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:38 pm
Utakan Youko-chan ...my friend once tried to pet my other friend's hamster.
Nettie: Now guys, eat all the random junk you want, just DUN TOUCH THE BABEH HAMSTERS. THEY ARE NOT TOUCHABLE.
Kate: Mmkay.
Youko: Wouldn't dream of it.
Nettie: Kthxgnight. *shnore*
Us: gonk
Kate: :3 Let's go look at the babies!
Youko: D: NETTIE SAID NOT TO.
Kate: ...Nettie also said not to go on that ride at Mountain Creek.
Youko: D: Yeah, and look waht happened. DX I lost the bottom of my bathing suit. (>> Story for another day, possibly. xd )
Kate: *cackles*
Youko: e.e Shut up.
Kate: *reaches into the cage* Awww... hello, Isabelle! *goes to pet one* You're a cutie, aren't you?
Isabelle: :3 IS THAT CHEESE-DIP I SMELL?! *CHOMP*
Kate: O____O OH MY GOD, IT'S ATTACHED TO MY FINGER! *shrieks and yanks arm up, leaving the hamster suspended from her finger about three feet up*
Youko: D: *yanks the hamster off, sticks it back in its cage, and slams the lid shut*
Kate's Finger; *bleeding viciously*
xD Moral of the story?
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PET FORGIEN ANIMALS IF THE OWNER SAYS NONO.
OR GO ON FAST WATER RIDES IN A TWO PIECE. I'm afraid of hamsters. I blame my old friend Olivia's lil' sis for that. It was way back in the 6th grade. Olivia invited me to help her with her little sister and the fun of trick-or-treating around the neighborhood. So, we go around the block and then come back. Her little sister, Jessica, was sitting on the floor, playing with her hamster. Olivia and I sat on the couch, exhausted. Goes like this: Uta: Homg, I'm tired. That guy on the roof playing his guitar was hot. (Don't ask) Olivia: We got a lot of candy! *proceeds to munch on candies* Uta: Thassnice. *lolls head back and goes night-night* Jessica: *gets evil idea and shoves hamster up Uta's nose* Uta: *wakes up* OMGHAMSTERINNOSTRIL!!! *flails and proceeds to scream* And thus I am forever fearing of hamsters. >>
If someone lodged Nettie's Isabelle up my nose, she'd bite it off. D: And I'd be just like Leroux!Erik. Noseless. And deformed, from when I yank her out of my nose and she attacks my face. D: And my brain would be addled, because she'd BURROW.
...hoshit! *sticks Isabelle in nose*
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:39 pm
Youko-chan Eric_the_Phantom and a foreign animal phobia...
:O LOOK OVER THERE! *points, sticking finger about a centimeter away from Eric's face* Oh look, a finger ! *is entranced*
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