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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:52 pm
It smells like a ferret and tastes weird. (My mouthpeice was dirty.)
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:04 pm
who was the worst guy in our band is blind (Yes, a blind marcher!) and he is just the most perverted guy ever! to me: Give it to me Sean-ery! to everyone: let me have your babies. with wall: (in gay voice) Oh yes! Making babies is so much fun! Auurghh! xd He also like to lick dirty things... Like the floor perverts!  Never forget
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:03 pm
Bright October Skies bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:04 am
Hehe...
BD:Get off of your knees! Look, your already making yourself gag!
No lie.
My BD told me that because I got lazy and put my elbows on my knees on a long note and I started gagging because I couldn't breathe. [Trumpet player. DX]
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:26 am
amelia_baby868 Bright October Skies bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo I know, us clarinetists can sometimes finger something 3 different ways to get the same job done!
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:34 pm
I get this one all the time and the people who say it to me don't think that what they are saying is dirty at all.
"Wow, that thing is so small!"
They are reffering to my piccolo. xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:59 pm
'You need practice.'
'That's the wrong position!'
'Have you ever cleaned this thing? It's disgusting!'
I appear to have only negative things to say to musicians not lovers.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:55 pm
On my marching band's uniforms (for the marchers and pit, not flags), on each shoulder of the uniform there's a silver ball. For luck before a performance, we go up and down the lines and rub everyone's balls.
On the flags of the (well) flags, we call the ends without a flag attached the butt. For luck, as we do with the balls, we pat their butts.
Honest, I'm never like this...*hits head on desk* I'm normally the clean one...
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:10 pm
Let's See....
1; My Pad Fell Off..
2; You're Fingering It Wrong.
3; We Go Until We Sweat, Take A Break, Then Restart.
4; FASTER.
5; That's How You Do It!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:23 pm
wow guys!!! im impressed with your naughtiness! biggrin
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Annelise loves polka dots
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:26 pm
You need to put your fingers and tongues in the right places!
[I know that one wasn't that good. XD My director actually said that to us. Rofl.)
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:27 pm
[ So Let the Flames Begin ]
Well ....
Our teacher calls the Trombone players ( which includes me and 3 guys ) the T-Boners . xD !
[ And This Is What Will Be , Oh Glory ~ ][ CLICK MEH ! ]
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:16 pm
Make sure your grip is tight enough so your sticks don't slip out!
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:00 pm
yeah but I think that's part of this thread...you have to have a perverted mind to get this stuff surge5 ur oober flat i can play in seven positions (trombone) wow this is really small (piccolo) C'mon!!! HIT IT HARDER!!! (drums) yeah, i'm kinda perverted, forgive me smile
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