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HAHAHA seriously. thats really funny

hahaha wow what an....unpleasant way to die.

"Hey Auntie...how'd uncle die?"
"Uhh...a horse sat on him dear."
"oh. why did the horsie sit on him?"
"..."

My friend sent me these:

In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact
with Pepsi.

The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the
Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in
mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are
actually born pregnant.

Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile
penises.

Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he
spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo
Post-Dispatch.

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching
and swelling.

The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that
the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank
Sinatra.

The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty
if a monkey steals your golf ball.

Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer
was never repealed.

Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans,
but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the
sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh,
Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into
how bumblebees fly.

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent
bauxite.

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex
condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a
cadaver.

The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held
cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively
grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.

A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer
Barry White.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his
"signature" on the keyboard.

The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period
contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete
freeway.

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.

Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the
Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight
of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently
died of starvation.

Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police
and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was
cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.

Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President
Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.

Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour
baseball game.

Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.

You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your
pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.

To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.

Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game.
For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.

A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the
practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping
nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social
connotations.

Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27
issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is
reportedly an avid reader.

Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for
lantern fuel.

At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were
actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.

If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave
behind its weight in honey.

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue
surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your
eyeballs.

Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs
amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment
of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."

When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small
intestine.

Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.

Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his
tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used
today.

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you
part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a
vegetarian.

When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.

In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of
Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and
turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing
of metal.

Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together
two Cool Ranch Doritos.

Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.

The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI,
memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.

Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim
backwards.

In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at
birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.

It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville,
Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.

The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary
whiskers.

The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German
propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of
Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva
Braun.

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in
mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

to the first one; how is that possible?
the second; 0.0
third; I don't even WANT to know how they found that out.
fourth; ewww......
fifth; now how the heck do you prove that? o.0
sixth; I wish I was a Venenzuelan brown bat. xd

DId you know that AIDS Started out as a monkey virus?

mosquitos. like malaria and other mosquito-bourne virus'

Female hyenas have an elongated clitoris that looks like a p***s. They urinate, mate, and give birth through it. biggrin

Damn shout border isn't working stressed .

stare Appreciate the compliment xp

My posts look so plain without it gonk .