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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:16 am
... duck sauce, because it appeals not only to the taste buds, but to the underside of the tongue! But you've gotta be careful, because if you get your tongue pierced...
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:32 am
...the ducks shall follow you around everywere and call you master, but you can use them too...
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:37 pm
... although that's only possible if you give them water lilies for shoes. If you don't, they will....
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:20 am
...inplode, which is the opposite of explode, which my hamster likes to do when he's...
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:59 am
Juggling ten plugged in microwaves, though because of his small arms ends up looking more like hes running around them in a giant circle. Though we call it juggling to keep his ego up especially after...
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:10 am
...he ate one of his little hamster paws, which he had to replace with...
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:18 pm
.... an electrical plug. You see, if he got to close to an outlet he'd accidentally plug himself in, and he would feel bad because...
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:23 pm
...his tail would become just a little too fluffy for his liking, so he tend to stay away from shampoo because...
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:01 pm
... if he got the shampoo too close to his emo friends, they'd start crying. Even though it was "No More Tears" shampoo. But anyway, his little emo friends like this one kind of Jello that they sell in...
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:51 pm
...porcupines. Unfortunitly for them, its because the porcupines poop out Jello-pudding, which is a funny word because...
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:36 pm
...God said "Let there be a funny word" and someone said "Jello-pudding!" Therefore, because God said it...
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:37 pm
...it had to be hairy. And so, my children, that is why some one invented Harry Potter. But little do they know, Harry is actully...
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:42 pm
.... Distantly related to the Half-Blood Prince! But y'know, that guy ain't who you think he is. The Half-Blood Prince is actually Ben Moody, former guitarist and co-founder of the rock band Evanescence. Now, nobody knows this, but Ben's great-grandfather was the brother of Harry's great-grandmother, so don't ask me how exactly they're related. So anyway, Ben's a wizard, and when he met Amy Lee at summer camp, she revealed to him that she's a vampire, and so she gave him some vampire blood. As a joke, she called him the Half-Blood Prince, and the name stuck. And back in October of 2003, Ben left the band to go back to Hogwarts, finish his magical education, and help Harry to....
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:45 pm
...defeat Draco Malfoy in a ping-pong match! Although none of them like ping-pong because of the time when the visited the Smithsonian Institution were they saw...
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:11 pm
.... a pair of fireflies gettin' it on in the middle of a ping-pong table. Which prompted Draco to tell Harry that he has a huuuuuuge tentacle fetish, but Harry said to keep it down in case of yaoi fangirls and said that they should play ping-pong, and the ball knocked the lens out of Harry's glasses, and Harry accidentally groped Draco, and....
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