| Family Guy!! |
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 Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:45 pm
Whats your name?
(Peter) Uhh.. Uhh.. Pea.... Tear...... (A griffin flys by) Griffin! Yeah, Peter Griffin! ..Oh crap.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:33 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:23 pm
wen stewey was talking to brian about his novel or wen stewie asked if peter wanted a pop or wen stewie kept saying lois lois lois and so on and then just said hi and ran away
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:06 pm
you know what really grinds my gears you america F*** you diane
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:21 pm
Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you’ve made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok… Uhhmmm… Z, four, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh… a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm… 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don’t believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!
Pat Sajak: OK you have thirteen hundred dollars, why don’t you go ahead and pick out some prizes from our showcase?
Peter (floating through room of prizes): Okay let's see, uhh… oh boy everything looks nice, uhmm… alright I'll take the ceramic dalmatian for six hundred, and uhh… boy that TV looks nice, uhmm.. uhh.. gimme the one free week of maid service, and uhh… I'll take the hat rack, uhhmm… hey how much for that fat guy in the circle, I don’t see a price tag on that.
Announcer voice: That’s you.
Peter: Oh, oh, embarrassing, uhm.. okay well in that case I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:51 pm
Brian: Peter, there's something I need to tell you. I think I'm in love.
Peter: Oh my god! (slight pause) You can talk!
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:41 pm
Peter to Lois: You can't measure our love in nipples and dimes. Nickels and boobs. Money. I'll be upstairs.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:49 am
When Stewie knocks Lois down the stairs with his trike and then drops the cabinet on her, then throws a hand grenade in it and it blows up, then she just climbs out and walks away.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:49 pm
In the "Live and Die in Dixie" episode, once they get in the new house down in the south, Peter goes to the out-house when a bird knocks it over:
Peter: OH GOD!!! It's everywhere! Oh god it's in my hair. Oooohhhh!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:26 pm
where the guys showed Joan the video they made where Quagmire pretended to die so he can get out of their marraige
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:13 pm
When Peter went to court and the judge gave him 6 months and Peter said "Oh no" then Lois then Brian then Meg then the Kool-Aid man came through the wall "Oh YEA!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:15 pm
i like the one where brian sniffs a girl dogs butt and says it smells like cookies or something like that
neils dad:wow does it really smell that goo- oh no she farted and it went down my throat!!
LOL rofl
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:37 am
i like petarded lol the red fire truck Lois: Say What Peter: I wanna say who lois this is not a race
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