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Unaru rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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 Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 8:18 pm
Well, that wasn't nearly as bad as Fellah thought it was going to end up. They all knocked down a bunch of pins, and he was barely injured at all! "Wow, you guys sure are great. I think we might have the best team here!" The redblood gave beaming smiles to his teammates as he came trotting back with the skateboard. He gave high fives to any of them who would seem up for it. "Just a few more, we got this! Fellah said readjusting his helmet. "Wish me luck." He said before taking off down the lane again. HP: 20/20 Pins: 33/40
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Green Minuet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 5
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 8:22 pm
Pins Trashed: 33 As Lorata pitched her ball and sent it rolling after Fellah, a loud crash from the next lane over drew Kursha's attention. A young, scruffy-looking blueblood lay sprawled across the end of her lane, with every single pin toppled beside her. Had Kursha not had more self-control, his jaw might have dropped. How had one, measly brat managed to knock over the entire set? He glanced back at his own team's lane. Lorata had landed a decent hit, but they still had over a fourth of their pins left. Well, s**t. In mere moments, Kursha concocted a plan. As Austri took her turn, he kept an eye on the bloodblood while she claimed her reward, looking for an opportunity to interject. When Sarcel had finished, giving the blueblood some bandaids and a plush, Kursha tucked a spare skateboard under his arm and strode over to pull the girl aside. Upon closer inspection he noticed that she was covered from head to toe in bruises. She looked like she'd been runover with a snowmobile. Then again, maybe she had. Wisely he avoided saying. “Pretty impressive,” he said in a bored drawl. “Must be beginner's luck. Girls over there say you're a walking disaster. There's no way you could strike out like that. Especially not twice.” Feigning disinterest, he examined his nails. Quote: Team name: Team (Kursha is the Best) Hero Who is acting as your "ball"?: Fellah Team members: Fellah, Lorata, Austri, Kursha!!! quite uneventful ...down here! (Read Malice's post first!)
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quite uneventful rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 2
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 8:25 pm
Austri was totally rocking it. She'd seen the others roll and she was sure she'd do awesome, of course-- But when she saw Kursha leave for a little bit, Austri glanced to Lorata, smiling as she rolled a ball down and didn't get much done, really. It was alright though! Purplebloods didn't need to do all the work. That was her job.
And apparently Kursha's? She watched in shock as he shoved a blueblood down the bowling alley--Wait, was that the one they'd fallen on? Yeah, it seemed so! She had so much blood streaming down her face, dear gog. Watching as she tumbled down the alley, Austri merely quirked a brow before rolling her eyes at Kursha's dumb display. What was that even for? He was supposed to serve his superiors, not trick them into using them. He was being insubordinate. Whatever, he had nothing to do with her, anyways.
Austri prepared herself, then let the last ball loose, knocking down the last two. She knocked down the last two with ease, and immediately glanced over toward Kursha, chuckling. "I won~~!" He used a highblood to try and knock them down, and couldn't even do that much. "Did'ja see that, Lorata?! I knocked the last two down!!~" She asked excitedly, slightly giddy. Of course she'd do great!!
Green Minuet I'M THE WINNER!! ur a weird
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:02 pm
Watching all of the trolls participate was entertaining, at least, even if some trolls (looking at you Kursha) kept coming back when she didn't want, or worst yet (looking at you Lorata) were trolls that she didn't want to get hurt. At the very least, she was getting repeated faces, and that was nice. She knew her trials were a little asinine, but they'd come out better for it in some way or another.
She cringed when Fellah rolled down the aisle not once, but twice, narrowly escaping certain doom on both occasions, despite being massive. How lucky was that guy? Crazy lucky, apparently. Oh, there was that one blueblood from the other day too; what had her waver said? Mal...ice? Malice. Looks like she was sizing up the team; why didn't she join them? Preferring to solo it? Well, there was glory to be had when going it alone, but Sarcel had put up the team options for a reason. She was trying to prepare them for the final test.
Oh well, she'd see how this would go. Malice couldn't make up her damn mind, apparently. That was alright; trepidation was a pretty good skill to have. Finally, she got a running start, set herself true— CRASH!.
A strike.
Sarcel smiled. She smiled when Malice rose, cheered, immediately ran over. She did have to wonder where exactly her lusus was, though.
"You did." her voice wasn't nearly as excited sounding as Malice's was, but it still sounded starkly pleased. It sounded satisfied. "Good job. Ah, here" she reached behind the counter to produce a box of band-aides. She had ordered them in bulk, but the manufacturer saw it apparently fit to decal them with her symbol and everything. It was strange, but she honestly did not need this many band-aides.
"You're bleeding, patch yourself up." she leaned over the side of the booth, offering a couple of the band-aides to the young troll. "—and here, for your efforts." she also grabbed one of the many chinchilla plushies she had (for some reason), offering it up to the side too. "They're kinda dumb, but they're really soft."
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:10 pm
Quote: Team name: THE BLINDINGLY BRILLIANT BOWLING MEGASTARS Who is acting as your "ball"?: Sascha, definitely Team members: Sascha Diasis and Akkira Kagome After ending up not really participating in the dodgeball do to being hit hard enough that she had to sit the rest out, Akkira was a bit more disgruntled coming into assjacked. She was still bitter about such a loss. Rather than taking it out on the booth, it wasn't the booth that knocked her out of the game, she was going to end up taking it out on some poor unsuspecting troll. She hated losing and being made a fool of, this was NO exception. So, it stood to reason that when she heard the cry to be pitched down the bulling lane, she was only too happy to oblige. "Sure thing~" Akkira said following where she thought the voice was. She used her bokken to guide her until she struck the board. With a smile she took off one of her sandals and placed her foot on the board. "Here you go!" she said before kicking the board with all her might. It didn't relieve the irritation of doing a terrible job the day before, but somehow the rolling of the wheels sure was satisfying. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, she had kicked the poor creature into the pins, or maybe she could just be satisfied with any cry of pain that came from it as well.
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seekingCylem rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:19 pm
 Sascha perked up at the sound of someone actually responding to him. A girl around his age was strolling down the makeshift bowling alley in his direction. It was pretty obvious from the unnaturally red eyes and use of... Well, Sascha had to give credit, a wooden sword was way cooler than a cane. This troll was definitely blind. Well, there was only one direction to throw stuff, so Sascha figured it didn't matter much. "Yo," Sascha replied, indicating that he'd heard he and agreed to their alliance. It was an alliance Akkira was all-too happy to act on as she immediately kicked the skateboard. The one he'd been propping only one of his feet up on. "HGGHRK!" Sascha fell backwards. He landed belly-up on the board that continued to roll down the lane. It would have been more frightening if he was actually moving, like, quickly. At this rate he was a contender for one of those snail races. He gently rolled backwards into one of the pins. It sort of wobbled. "... SOLID EFFORT. GOOD INITIATIVE." Sascha called back to Akkira from his place lying down at the end of the lane. He gave her an unnecessary thumbs-up. Pins Got: 1/40 Quote: Team name: THE BLINDINGLY BRILLIANT BOWLING MEGASTARS Who is acting as your "ball"?: there he go Team members: Sascha Diasis and Akkira Kagome
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Blasphemoose rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:32 pm
Somehow the easygoing nature of her target just proved to irritate her just a bit. But, oh well, that weird noise he made and then the thumping that came from him rolling off the board was oddly satisfying and she couldn't help but let out an amused snicker. Maybe this wouldn't be such a waste of time. Okay next was throwing bowling balls right? err.... using them to knock down more pins. She at first she couldn't seem to find any bowling balls, "WHOAAKK," Akkira let out a scream as she tripped over one of the balls, probably? It was definitely a ball, but was it one of the bowling balls? Whatever it was, It had been sent careening the wrong way and Akkira ended up sprawled out onto the ground. At least she found the balls? Maybe? Sadly this time none of the pins were knocked down or even really touched by the ball. "Found the bowling balls, I think!?" Pins Knocked down: 1/40 Quote: Team name: THE BLINDINGLY BRILLIANT BOWLING MEGASTARS Who is acting as your "ball"?: Sascha Team members: Sascha Diasis and Akkira Kagome
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:46 pm
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:09 pm
Sascha continued to lie on the skateboard next to the pins while Akkira shuffled around in search of a bowling ball. Sascha stared up at the sky. It was a nice night. Just cloudy enough to not be as freezing as it could have been. Sascha heard a scuffling going on at the other end of the lane. He looked up to see what was keeping Akkira. The pins down there weren't getting anymore knocked-over. Sascha only had enough time to reconsider teaming up with a blind girl for a sport that involved hurling heavy objects past his head. She sure did hurl that heavy object at least. For the second time that week, Sascha's unconscious body was removed from the ASSJACKED booth.
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blackbird cake rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:42 am
JUST IGNORE THE DICE ROLL LMAOMalice was feeling pretty damn good, getting the attention she deserved from Sarcel. The plush was a great bonus, and the material felt super high quality and she was quite fond of high quality gear. Yes, this would be the perfect addiction to the stuffed animal collection.
"What?" When she was addressed, all she could do was stare at him bewildered. Her head swiveled over to the two girls, eyes slowly narrowing as they flitted between the two of them, glaring a hole into each of their faces. What.
"Give me that! Of course I can do it again!" The little blueblood spat, setting down her plush back on the counter and reaching for the board. She'd be back for that. For now, she needed to set the record straight.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:54 am
MOUSETRAP! What... what is this.
Sarcel sits at her booth, hands clasped, looking straight ahead. She looks a little tired. It's obvious she's been up for a while, dutifully slaving away at her booth. Despite this, there aren't any snowmobiles, there aren't any suspicious looking poles or spear arms.
"Well, y'know, welcome to Assjacked!" they know Sarce, they've been here, but she says the spiel anyway. "—and this is mousetrap."
You're led into that back room again, but have no fear—there's a light this time, nothing dubious. No, now there's just an entire room of... well, mouse traps.
"You just have to make it to the other side. Compared to everything else you've done, this should be easy! Good luck."
HOW TO PLAY
It's simple! Roll 6d10 until your post total hits 100! HOWEVERif any of your rolls (as in the roll itself, not the cumulative total) hits 45 or higher, then post the code below in a new post
[size=20][color=red][b]MOUSETRAP![/b][/color][/size] Congratulations! You've set off ALL OF THE TRAPS!
This means, every single person who HASN'T FINISHED (aka, met the 100 point total) must restart. Please pay attention to who is rolling along side you!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:35 am
Pins Trashed: 33 (Continued from here.) “All yours,” Kursha replied, dropping the skateboard, incidentally in front of his own team's lane. A smile, half dismissive and half triumphant flickered across his face. Anyone who knew him would have immediately recognised the signs of a trap. When the blueblood bent down to retrieve the skateboard, Kursha made his move. He gave her a nudge—just a little one—so that she lost her balance and tipped onto to skateboard. Then he executed phase two. With his foot on her back, he gave her a sharp push. “Knock 'em dead!” he called cheerfully, waving after her as she made her speedy and exceptionally short journey down the lane towards Fellah and the remaining pins. Petty revenge and a good use of teamwork? Check. Quote: Team name: Team (Kursha is the Best) Hero Who is acting as your "ball"?: Fellah Team members: Fellah, Lorata, Austri, Kursha + Malice?!?!?
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quite uneventful rolled 6 10-sided dice:
6, 1, 3, 2, 6, 10
Total: 28 (6-60)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:14 pm
Austri arrived the next day to a tired Sarcel and a <******** ton of mousetraps.
Austri winced. They'd have to get through this mess?? Sarcel seemed to have placed them all with the deliberate desire to want to bite her feet! Well, that just meant she'd have to slightly, maybe, cheat. Slightly. Only if she got hurt. Carefully, the greenblood began through her navigation of the maze of traps, nervous. She definitely didn't want to get injured!
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seekingCylem rolled 6 10-sided dice:
5, 10, 2, 4, 3, 6
Total: 30 (6-60)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:19 pm
Sascha almost considered not returning to the ASSJACKED booth's back room. Almost. He wasn't a coward. However, he definitely allowed himself to feel a great deal of skepticism and maybe some dread as the door was once again presented to him. He visibly relaxed when light spilled out from the room's interior. Sascha's shoulders tensed up again immediately upon entering the room. "How..." Sascha spared a quick glance at Sarcel's hands in wonder that she'd managed to get this set up without breaking all of her fingers. He was pretty sure he'd seen something similar to this when he watched a horror movie one time without his lusus's permission. After nearly a week of Bloodfestivities, Sascha was beginning to question who inspired who here. At the "go" signal, Sascha's competitive drive overrode his completely reasonable trepidation and he took off across the room. Current Score: 30
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quite uneventful rolled 6 10-sided dice:
7, 4, 2, 10, 5, 8
Total: 36 (6-60)
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:26 pm
Austri continued through the traps, eyes peeled on any snapping movements near her. She stepped carefully, keeping her hands stretched out for balance. She dared not look up at her surroundings-- She was sure she'd mess up...!
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