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 Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:55 pm
"Isn't that every movie ever?" Not that Chance would know. "It's every movie ever."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:00 pm
"It totally was not the plot of that one natural disaster movie we watched," said Chance primly, fingers idle against Otto's shoulder. "Or The Lion King."
But he fell silent after a moment, obediently watching, until -
"Oooh, that fiance dude totally does not like her new man friend, but he's way prettier than the fiance, I like him better. And they're gonna get dinner and get all cozy, I see how it is."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:03 pm
"Gettn' all chatty and you tell me to be quiet." Otto said with some snark, lazily draped over Chance. He mostly turned this on just to heat Chance's commentary anyway. He tended to get riled up over movies. It was entertaining. Hence why he'd always choose the worst ones from now on. "The fiance's a d**k."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:15 pm
Chance was terrible at keeping his mouth shut when it came to Otto-picked movies, because, well, it was Otto. He could have tried to be more subtle about his reactions, but that so far had yet to actually work.
"You've seen this before, though," said Chance. "Therefore I'm totally allowed to make comments."
He let out a wolf whistle some time later, eyebrows raised in mild surprise.
"She totally just stripped without any pretense at all, look at that poor kid, he's completely whipped."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:18 pm
"Yeah, well, a hot woman takes her clothes off for you, you'd best let yerself get whipped." He thought of Maebe immediately.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:21 pm
"He's in so much s**t, look, he's in way too deep," said Chance with a laugh as on screen, Jack began sketching. "But really, she's super hot, so I mean, who wouldn't be?"
(A pause, as he belatedly realized he most likely wouldn't be, simply because of his laid-back nature, but that was beside the point.)
A few minutes later he whistled again.
"Oh, yup, there they go, I knew they'd hop into bed - or, well, car, I suppose, - at some point."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:27 pm
Apparently Otto found a lot of the romance to be boring, and was half asleep now. "Car sex." He murmured. "Their first time together and they do it in the back of a car."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:32 pm
"Highly overrated," said Chance in agreement, smoothing a hand affectionately up and down Otto's back. He couldn't quite say that he found the romance all that exciting either, though it was a little interesting. "Way too cramped in a car."
It was a very long movie. Chance gently laid an absent kiss to the top of Otto's head.
"Oh look, they hit the iceberg, everyone's gonna die. Except for those two, I bet."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:35 pm
Except for those two, I betIn his sleepy haze, Otto just smiled. You keep believing that, Chance. Make Otto's day.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:41 pm
Chance, fortunately, did not notice Otto's smile, since he couldn't see it from this angle.
Or maybe it was unfortunately.
"It would be so freaking hard to walk in water in a dress, ********," he said, eying her sodden outfit. "It'll be some big dramatic ending, where they're the sole survivors and it'll be all grand and s**t, and then they'll sail off into the ocean dramatically."
Then -
"Whoops, he's in the water. That's gotta be cold as ******** minute later -
"Holy s**t, there's totally enough room on that board for the both of them."
Several moments past that -
"What the ********, did he just die, mother ******** then, finally -
"Otto, I'm going to ******** kill you."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:42 pm
Otto smothered himself in the pillow to hide the laughter. He did it again! He tricked him into it again! It got better every time! He almost felt bad. A little bit. But he couldn't stop laughing.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:45 pm
Clearly Chance had not learned his lesson the first time. He made a grab for the pillow.
"You are, without a doubt, the absolute worst movie picker in the world, holy ******** s**t I'm never letting you talk me into anything ever again, give me this you little s**t - "
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:46 pm
Otto wrapped his arms in a death grip around the pillow. It had his scent now, it's mother would never take it back.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:48 pm
He gave up in favor of just wrapping his arms and legs around Otto and attempting to squash him.
"What the ******** am I going to do with you, sheesh."
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:50 pm
Otto grinned. He won. Because even with Chance's limbs holding him tight, he still won. "Love me~." He snipped back in a smug tone. "And let me pick the movie every time."
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