Tavast ate the meat and tried to look as innocent as a dragon could possible look. He hadn't done anything wrong!
Really!
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:37 pm
The SUV kicked up a cloud of dust as it came to a stop beside the wreck. Richard Zuckerman jumped out of the vehicle, surveyed the damage and remaining creatures with his hands on hips and then stared at Melanie, aviators glinting. "Got an explanation, Mel? Don't bother because I don't care, Whorl is having a fit. Don't know who shat up the morning's feeding but done is done. If you handlers can't ******** well handle these things, security will have to do. I will have to do and I won't be taking this kind of s**t."
He raised his voice to a mild bellow for the creatures further away to hear, "YOU DON'T SURVIVE A NAME LIKE MINE WITHOUT HONING THE SKILLS NECESSARY TO NOT TAKE THIS KIND OF s**t YOU LITTLE ********." He took a moment to spit emphatically on the ground. "Alright, take my ride and move your group out, playtime's over."
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:41 pm
This was maybe part of the reason he had asked about the damn cars; to make sure they passed any road tests, given they were going up a mountain, and also to see how the handled against the creatures this park claimed to have. Obviously this car wasn't meeting the safety requirements that should probably should have been made in accordance to this place.
And staying in the car hadn't been the best of ideas as ... whatever they were descended upon it (he didn't really hear the introduction of the creatures but not like he would since he didn't believe), crushing parts of it, drooling and destroying the horn by sitting upon it. Adler sat shocked, gripping whatever he could get his hands on to try to keep him alive as they rocked the car, a little too shell shocked to really go on in his head of what these creatures possibly could be. (Magic was always ruled out, nopenopenope. Animatronics these were not, still could have been crazy people in suits hopped up on PCP or something. Or some horrible creation of science.)
Right now, trying to breathe as sirens wailed somewhere outside and the creatures scattered. And also how to score this on the assessment. Because nothing really covered this.
Guest Name: Adler Green Guest Profession: Insurance Inspector Group: Unicorn Physical Description: A tall 6'5, thin, stern looking man of 42 who looks like he's never had fun in his life (because he hasn't). His hair is a sandy blonde and very nicely combed and well maintained, since he still has it and all, and his eyes are a very nice shade of green. Adler takes pride in his appearance, wearing very nice suits and very boring ties and socks to go along with his very well maintained shoes. About the only thing about him that could be interesting are his horn-rimmed glasses. Rarely smiles. Brief Character Profile: Let's get one thing straight, Adler didn't want to come to this place. He was assigned by his company to assets a future client, and given how he's a Director of Major Accounts that put him in prime position. Adler has no stitch of imagination and thinks all of this is asinine (maybe even part of him wants to prove it all fake). He has a stick up his a** (and looks it) and a rather cold demeanor. Your AIM & Minipet SN: hikarinomegami / chirigami
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:43 pm
Summer frowned at Les as he took her hand. "But..." She eyed the cerberus before secretly tossing him the snack when no one else was looking. The handler put a finger to her lips. This would be their little secret.
And then she just about curled up and crawled into a hole when Richard came out. "Y-Yes sir..." she muttered.
Even if she was glad to see the rowdier ones had finally started to eat their medicine, Mel was a little shell shocked at the security officer. She knew what was coming, she actually expected to be fired on the spot - Zuckerman didn't really give second chances. But she wasn't, and he was screaming up into the mountain instead, and Mel wondered if the visitor's center had a change of underwear available. She was pretty sure she needed one. His voice cut through her like a bone saw, even if it wasn't yelling at her.
"Yes, sir." Melanie's voice was high pitched, but she didn't bother to clear it until after she'd spoken, scurrying to the SUV and sliding inside the driver's seat.
A second passed.
And then she gently slid into the passenger's seat.
She could have used a sedation pill herself, at that point.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:53 pm
As his human body shield fled, Tavast wanted nothing more than to burrow into the earth and hide. He kept his body as low to the ground as possible, his head resting on the earth as he made no attempts to move at all.
The Security people were mean, horrible and caused pain.
From absolute chaos to cringing behemoths in ten seconds flat. Tooly watched as the creatures vacated, or in the Harpy's case, were vacated from the SUV, and ran away.
"Where can I get me one of those things?" she called out over the sound of the sirens. She looked around to see if the others had been hurt. Mr. Green had apparently rooted himself to his seat. Tooly reached over the back of the seat, and placed a hand on his knee.
"How you doin'?" she asked.
Then she finally noticed she was sitting on Mr. Stark. She grinned, reclined backwards with her head pillowed on her arms and winked at him.
"How you doin'?" she asked, with the worst fake Brooklyn accent she could manage.
Sense of humor: still intact.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:55 pm
The lab tech actually froze when Zuckermen began hollering at them, the beasts, and the mountain at large. An entire island filled with nightmares and mythological creatures, and all the staff were terrified at another mere human. The irony was thick..
After they'd been ordered to take the new vehicle and get the ******** out, Les moved instinctively towards the driver's seat, pausing only long enough for Mel to slide over into the passenger seat before getting in. He then sat down, buckled his seat belt, and placed his hands at ten and two without saying so much as a word to anyone. Two seconds past, and he finally rolled down his window, forced a strained smile, and point and jerked his head towards the back seat. "You heard the nice man, everyone inside!"
They were leaving, yep. And their first stoop was going to be a visitors center.
[UNICORN GROUP, OUT! Back to the car orp. <3]
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:57 pm
Fluffy happily took the treat as... stealthily as a beast could. He liked this human. New favorite. He'd come see her anytime she visited their mountain. For sure. He might have even looked happy.
For half a second. Then security reminded him he was cowering for a reason. And so back down to the ground as the man yammered on. It didn't matter what he said, he knew this was trouble for all of them. So went silent and just sat as submissive and still as he could. Though honestly, he might have been shaking a bit.
He still remembered that last time at the labs and... oh no nonononono. He hadn't hurt anyone really. He was a good boy. But the humans were leaving at the yelling and he was without help. Oh no.
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DIDN'T DO IT.
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Name: Fluffy Species: Cerberus Physical Description: Large wild looking black dog. On all fours comes to around the shoulder height of an average to tall height of a man. Built like a truck. Singled headed and perhaps a bit small for his species, but that makes him more 'manageable' for staff. Brief Character Profile: Doesn't care much about anything as long as you don't take what's his. If you try, expect that guard dog nature of his to kick in. He's very 'chill' and domesticated. Not really mean, just sort of aloof at times.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:00 pm
Summer pursed her lips, ran over to give the creatures head pats or ear scratches and the like, then scurried into the SUV and casually avoided all eye contact with Les. >>;;;;;;
Cora didn't have to be told twice as she heard the man start yelling. Her eyes turning at the tour guides all nearly ran for the new SUV. How was it this man scared them, and the creatures didn't?
She didn't even want to wait to find out, without even a word, she nearly ran to the new SUV.
Climbing into it, she quickly buckles up only to glance back out at the creatures. She suddenly felt very bad for them. Lifting her camera, she takes a few pictures of the ones still around, before she hangs her head.
She was starting to like Tonio idea of leaving.
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:05 pm
Following the crowd he went towards the new SUV still frowning for obvious reasons. Getting into the car he gave a weak smile to Tooly and offered, "glad to see you made it." It wasn't so much of an apology for leaving her but the guilt for that was in his tone.
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:12 pm
Tooly's question, not to mention hand on his knee, was met with a very judging glare. He might still be frazzled, but wasn't in so much of a state that he was reduced to a mere puddle of his indifferent self (he just had no idea what just happened really).
He hadn't wanted to move though. But somehow he still managed to find himself in the new car, where the group was going on a new adventure. (yay .......... )
Adler then realized he lost his pen in all the commotion. Dammit.
Guest Name: Adler Green Guest Profession: Insurance Inspector Group: Unicorn Physical Description: A tall 6'5, thin, stern looking man of 42 who looks like he's never had fun in his life (because he hasn't). His hair is a sandy blonde and very nicely combed and well maintained, since he still has it and all, and his eyes are a very nice shade of green. Adler takes pride in his appearance, wearing very nice suits and very boring ties and socks to go along with his very well maintained shoes. About the only thing about him that could be interesting are his horn-rimmed glasses. Rarely smiles. Brief Character Profile: Let's get one thing straight, Adler didn't want to come to this place. He was assigned by his company to assets a future client, and given how he's a Director of Major Accounts that put him in prime position. Adler has no stitch of imagination and thinks all of this is asinine (maybe even part of him wants to prove it all fake). He has a stick up his a** (and looks it) and a rather cold demeanor. Your AIM & Minipet SN: hikarinomegami / chirigami
Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:08 am
It had occurred to her that she probably ought to worry about how close the creatures were getting to their guests, but frankly, the guests seemed quite happy about things from what she could tell. Well. The ones in her group, at least - Hannah took no responsibility for the mess of the other group, seriously, creatures in your car was not exactly the most ideal situation. But it wasn't her problem; even though what was going on was slightly worrying, they had staff of their own capable of taking care of things. In theory, at least. Her concern was centaur group, who seemed to be getting on well enough with the creatures. She could pretend to not see the harmless cerberus petting and still keep vigilant for any problems arising, she was certain. And so Hannah had taken on a 'if it's not broken, it doesn't need fixing' attitude for the duration of their stay on Monster Mountain.
When she figured they'd been there for a sufficient amount of time, she clapped her hands to get everyone's attention, "Alright people, s'about time for us to get going to the next place! Everyone in the car and we're off again." They still had a schedule to keep after all, and it wouldn't do to be late to dinner.
((Exiting to centaur car))
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am
Zuckerman sat his a** on the crushed remains of the other SUV, crossed his arms, and stared beadily out into the horizon. "If you little shits want to frolic and gambol here on Big Rock Candyass Mountain, go ahead. Make my ******** day."
Apparently Monster Mountain now has an extremely dire babysitter.
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