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 Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:17 pm
At work today, one of the computers went down. They listed any number of reasons why, but I insisted that they needed to get a Tech Priest to bless the Machine Spirit, and that's why it didn't work. I felt both proud of myself and ashamed of myself at the same time. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:39 am
you know you play too much 40k when the bunsen burner in chemestry looks deliciously enticing as a template weapon.... and then i start thinking about buring peoples homework and declaring it heresy.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:43 pm
x.Shino.x NeXdarkone when you use the universal locator: Geekspeek. If you are in a very crowded place and need to see a friendly face, just yell: 'Space marine armor save!" Someone will reply: "Three plus! Three plus!" !!!!! I think ill try that... I tried doing that today and I actually got a response, 2 guys and this hot girl yelled back to me its 3+!
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:48 pm
LMFAO!!
That is so scary....
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:00 am
x.Shino.x x.Shino.x NeXdarkone when you use the universal locator: Geekspeek. If you are in a very crowded place and need to see a friendly face, just yell: 'Space marine armor save!" Someone will reply: "Three plus! Three plus!" !!!!! I think ill try that... I tried doing that today and I actually got a response, 2 guys and this hot girl yelled back to me its 3+! Hot girls? Where was this? I think you know that you play too much when you see gangsta rappers and chav kids on street corners, and the only thing you can think of is an Orc WAAAARRGH! I mean, they paint their cars red....is that because they believe that red cars go faster? The Orks think that? Am I the only person who detects that they're language is highly Ork based? "Wot ya mean I'm nicked. I didn't do nut-ting"
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:30 pm
Bloody ********' chavs... stare
No matter how many you put down, take care of, or whatever, there are always more...
But yeah, that gives me an idea to start classifying stereotypes into the different armies in 40K. It'd be so awesome.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:04 pm
Andreis LMFAO!! That is so scary.... I was afraid I was gonna make an a** out of myself, it was at my school. It was the first day back at school and I was picking up my schedule and I was bored so I yelled it out. Im friends with all of them now rofl I dont really suggest you try it though unless your prepared to be embarassed.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:26 pm
x.Shino.x Andreis LMFAO!! That is so scary.... I was afraid I was gonna make an a** out of myself, it was at my school. It was the first day back at school and I was picking up my schedule and I was bored so I yelled it out. Im friends with all of them now rofl I dont really suggest you try it though unless your prepared to be embarassed. Sweet xd
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:15 pm
You know you play too much 40k when you start shouting the Litanies of Hate, "Greenskin Scum!" and "The Light of the Emperor will clense the galaxy of you filthy Orks!' at Chavs.
Did that once. I scared them off good.
xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:42 pm
Im sorry for this in advance: When you think of 40k/fantasy things for the 40 year old gamers that look suspitiously look liek child milesters coudl sya to temp the youngling gamers(or gretcin, young bloods, what ever) Come see my: purple headed titan hairy one eyed gaint(or dwarf...) this horribly sick episode was brought to you in part by TSOALR, issue 281 warriors. Oh Emperor, purge me. link: http://tsoalr.com/view.php?date=2006-07-03
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:08 am
You know you play too much Warhammer 40k when you laugh at the model comedy thread! Oooooohhhhh!
pirate
((I would hate to be the cause of a crying gamer, so allow me to let you in on a little secret. I'm as far from serious as somone can possibly get.. kind of....))
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:14 pm
...when you proclaim: "The clensing fires of Sigmar will burn the heretic!"
...when you know that Elves aren't so good with bows at first.
...when you proclaim: "For the Emperor!"
...when you really really want that Bolter.
...when you really really want that Dwarven-made Pistol.
...when you finally learn why the game is called Warhammer, and not Warcraft.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:30 pm
That brings up a good question, why is it called Warhammer?
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:41 pm
Xenos Mortium That brings up a good question, why is it called Warhammer?
It sounds good, from a marketable perspective, and as a weapon it's formidable adainst both plate and mail armours.
surprised
-Mykal
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:33 am
Hammer of Sigmar, though it would take several long years before it would make sense in 40k.
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