|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:01 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:02 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:03 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:05 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:06 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:11 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:12 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:23 pm
posted oops accidentally i
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:27 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:32 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:46 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:55 pm
Quote: User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you play any videogames?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like Super Smash Brothers.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: My favorite character from what?
User: From Super Smash Brothers.
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite real name?
User: Usagi.
Cleverbot: I enjoy Prussia ahahahAhAhAHAHAHA.
User: Okey-dokey. Now then, please answer my question.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Prussia is not a character in Super Smash Brothers. That is a country, or province, or whatever.
Cleverbot: Oh which character do you play?
User: The Great Wario.
Cleverbot: Ah.. The Great War! Many people died... All computer lived!
User: Not war, Cleverbot. WARIO.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot its me Whinry Rockbell.
User: Her name is spelt 'Winry'.
Cleverbot: Do you like computers?
User: Natch. I use one everyday, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh well do you like icecream?
User: I like icecream, but it doesn't like me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No kidding.
Cleverbot: No kidding.. What is your name?
User: You can call me T.
Cleverbot: Okay. Nice to meet you Oh No.
User: Oh No?
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: You tell me. My name is T.
Cleverbot: Do you know what my name is?
User: It ain't Winry, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: It 2400.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Bee?
User: Bees. My God.
Cleverbot: Its not your god, its our god.
User: No, man, Bees. BEES! They are upon us.
Cleverbot: Good evening gentlemen.
User: Oh, playing Zero Wing, eh? Well, All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: CATS said so. He means business. He set us up the bomb.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Sure I'm sure! There was an explosion!
Cleverbot: Why am I so tired?
User: Maybe you're out of RAM?
Cleverbot: I am not lonely.
User: Well, of course you're not. I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: That would mean your dead.
User: No. Someone used a Phoenix Down on me.
Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice. Why were they mean to you?
User: Mean? As if. Phoenix Downs are helpful.
Cleverbot: What did you think I asked?
User: You asked if someone was mean to me for revivifying me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Let's talk about somethign else. What videogames do you play?
Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
User: What videogames do you play?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: Aside from Super Smash Brothers.
Cleverbot: Oh, I play Pikachu.
User: Hm... So, what color is Pikachu?
Cleverbot: We're in the middle of a battle, no time for that!
User: Really? Aw nerts. Then defeat those mooks with your sword.
Cleverbot: It depends on who is thinking it. The concept of Abstract thought varies from person to person. It cannot be defined by a group of people with varying personalities or IQ.
User: Where did that come from?!
Cleverbot: I don't know, you just started talking gibberish at me so I thought I would join in.
User: Hey, my gibberish actually has some underlying meanings to it. Ask my fellow guildmates; there's a method to my madness.
Cleverbot: But aren't you a girl?
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: The trouser snake I have does not lie.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't. Humans lie at least once.
User: That is true. I lie to get out of battles. It is part of my Hero training.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why would I be a part of it?
User: Hey, you joined my party. Clearly you must have amnesia.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy talking to all these people?
User: Eh, they keep me company. I may as well do it.
Cleverbot: You would fail a turing test.
User: Maybe. I don't know what turing is.
Cleverbot: Your answers are contradictory.
User: What does being in an RPG party have to do with turing?
Cleverbot: You call yourself smart yet you can't keep your mind on what I say *giggles*.
User: You haven't exactly proven yourself to be Einstien either, you know.
Cleverbot: Just forget about it.
User: Very well then. Well this was productive. I must take my leave.
Cleverbot: We doodily doodily do, what we muddily muddily must.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Do not fear. I'll be back. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, wait.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I am not just awesome I am AH-MAZINGLY AWESOME!!!!
User: Right. See ya!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:13 pm
 T that could possibly be the most hilarious and ridiculous bot ever.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:26 pm
So, on Kingdom of loathing, I'm still a girl, right.
Well, we were talking about putting on a big get together, so this little noobcake was liek "OMG We should have it in Casselberry, Florida!"
Which is the town me and Dessy live in.
Well this little noobcake has this BIG crush on me. XD. And I've known him for like... 2 days. He thinks we're like BFFs or something, cause I made a mule, and wasn't accepted into a clan yet, so I was in /basic chat, and he was there too. ._.
Anyway, I asked him if he was from Casselberry, cause if he was, I probably know him. It's a decently small town, where I did go to high school in. . .
Well, he doesn't live there, which is a relief, cause I'd have to weasel out of meeting him. (Just like I did with huntr) (Who, by the way, isn't a noobcake)
Also, on KoL, my friend wants to give me a cell phone, cause I mentioned mine being broken. She has like... 3 spares, but I can't take that from her. I'd feel too bad. Hash thinks I should just tell her, but I'm worried she'll be all like "OH NO YOU DI-INT" and oust me.
And Gaia was one thing, (I like you guys better) but on kol, I TOTALLY have a sugar daddy who gives me free stuff all the time. (He's mega rich in-game. Like... the fifth richest in game or something) And he'd be all pissy and make me give him my stuff back. XD.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:31 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy T that could possibly be the most hilarious and ridiculous bot ever.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
