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MezzoPianoX

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:51 pm


Well, my band is like this :

MB-
Clarinets(me)- loud,fun, section leaders tend to yell at us a lot though @3@
also perverted.
Trumpets/HighBrass- Perverted, Loud , wont shut up
Lowbrass-Nice people in general. pervy,
Tenors-loud,
Altos-eh
Pit-Lazy @_@ jk
Drumline-Disciplined.
[*isbiased*]
ConcertBand-
Clarinets-Quiet,
Trumpets-Need to learn how to stfu
Boners-3 guys, small, quiet
BASS CLARINETS (yay me xD) 2 people, 1 guy 1 girl, SEXY and LOUD(on instruments genius razz )
Tenors-Non existant imo, you can never hear them
Bari-1 guy, hes coool (BBF<3) lol
Perc.-Loud,
Baritones-Awwwww kawaii desu ^_^ cute little people
Tuba-All girls O.o
flutes-Perverted Girls who talk about V@G@!N@$
and Pl_l$$Y
PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:48 am


Baritone player are girl (no offense, but at least it happened here). At least 90% of it. They are friendly, but known as 'the most stupid section' no matter how hard they improve. They seem to walk in group, like fishes. And they have the only boy as section leader, no matter what his rank.

(that really happen here)

musical_raindrop

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chocobuddyXD

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:49 am


flute player - the crazy bunch! biggrin
im oneof them ><
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:11 am


For are band this is about the instruments

FLutes a bunch of giggly not able to play well (LIE!!! Me play flute and do really well and I hardly every talk out of line!)

Saxophones are loud and forgetful (A couple kept forgetting to bring their neck straps)

Clarinets loud and ear splitting. Or low and mysterious (Mostly true)

Drums are the time keepers (Okay so true to an extent)

Trumpets Fun and LOUD!! (So true my best bud plays the trumpet and she fits this perfectly)

Trombones Kinda nerdy and silly (Another friend plays and she doesn't always fit here so yeah...)

I know I am forgetting some but oh well.

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Wild heart 103

PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:30 am


bloodyflutist
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Flute: Girls who whine about holding a 3 pound instrument upright.
Clarinet: They're just like their instruments, they're really quiet.
Saxophone: Sometimes, pot-heads, sometimes drunks, sometimes normal.
French horn: People who just switched instruments.
Oboe: Pot-heads/Smokers
Trumpet: Pretty normal, for the most part.
Trombone: Loud instruments, quiet people.
Tuba: Tuba. Enough said.
Percussionist: A bunch of dicks, who think they're better than everyone else, and think they're cool, but they can't even read music.

trying not to start drama but i'm a flute player and I do not whine about holding a 3 pound instrument my friend kayla did and she switched to baritone why I don't know.

Okay so about the flutes I am one and hardly complain but try holding a stick completely perpendicular to the ground for an hour with out letting it go on an angle or resting. Its so unnatural to do that that it hurts thats why they complain. I hate people who have to say that about flutes scream evil mad
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:11 pm


well battery members are typically cocky which is kinda true for us
low brass guys are always either really big or tall
just like bottom bass

Drumgasmic Monkeyguy


Draco_Cantus

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:26 pm


I'm really disappointed in how little baritone/euphonium love there is here. emo
I play baritone, trombone, and tuba, but a lot of what people say here is untrue for my band, but the smart assiness and good sense of humor fits our low brass section, but the perverted thing goes for the whole band here.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:28 pm


Us drummers are the heart and soul of the band. And if you don't want to admit it, the next time you are playing with the band, think about how much you actually rely on us to keep you in rhythm. lol

Mr Grombie

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aewprincess

PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:31 pm


my band well im not going to go into all the details.....
Clarinets are good and quiet
Flutes are good and never do anything wrong
Alto sax people are good but the boys always keep talking (shockingly it's not the girls)
Trumpets (yah me!! ^^) are good but second trumpets need to work on the music a bit (I'm 1st trumpet)
Trumbones need a bit of work and well goof around
Drums need to learn how to keep the tempo
Thats basicly the outline of my band
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:17 pm


this is just my class i think

flutes- preppy girls who can play or girls who do it for the easy grade

clarinets- shy with the exception of one or two who are loud

bass clarinet- she looks lonely lol

alto sax- annoying and bitchy including the guy

tenor sax- my senior friend (im a freshy)

trombone- shy, only speaks to senior friend and baritone friend (me)

baritone- good friend, but is a nuisance at times

bari sax- freshman team football team way to full of him self

tuba- skater/golfer, not a good player

trumpets- are very loud rednecks and think most girls love them

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:04 pm


For my band it's
Trumpets- (Me!!!) Loud, crazy, perverted
Saxophones- Odd... Also Perverted
Clarinets- Not loud enough to compete with the brass!
Low brass- Awesome! And loud! Pervy.
Flutes- Crazy, Perverted
Upper Woodwinds- Annoying, high pitched voices (No lie!)
We're all perverted!

We named our percussionists! All of them are Ringo Star #1, 2, 3, or 4!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:45 pm


My school has a ton of instruments missing, but here's mine.

trumpet-big egos.
low brass- emo or complete nerds
clarinets- quiet
flutes- preppy, just there to get out of P.E.
saxophones- funny, pranksters
drums- at my school, they are quite stupid.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:55 pm


Lol wow :'D
I'm a saxophone player
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:32 pm


candy!x0x0


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So very true. Except for female horn player such as I, who would be goddesses.

Anywho, my stereotypical mellophone player:

A socially awkward, quiet, lazy, slacker genius who never plays loud enough for the brass instructor. Get along great with Saxes, Low Brass, and Drumline.

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surge5

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:50 am


ok here's the ones in my band, this is pretty funny actually, especially flutes...

alright lets start with woodwinds:

oboe: very technologically advanced, loves technology and when it's his solo, he's always examining his reed/keys. owns a zune and talks about how he fixed his zune all on his own. (i have a zune 2 but haha screens all broken and crap but somehow it still works)

bassoon: same as drumline cuz he IS in the drumline

saxophones: second to craziest ones in the band...they arent very smart common sense wise (yes i am one of them but i'm also a flutist. flutes my main instrument but i act more like a saxophone player haha) always have something random to sing or say, very annoying, hyper all the time

clarinet: ugh cant stand them...snobby and bitchy! plain and simple except for the only male clarinetist who is very nerdy, stupid, discusting, and never pays attention (he has adhd or so he claims he does)

flute: unlike most stereotypes, these are actually the TOMBOYS!!! there are usually only 2 or 3 in marching band but loads of them in concert band. They usually hate what they play cuz of how loud and annoying they are and almost always lesbian. in marching band right now, they are all female and sure enuff, tomboys. for the last 2 years, ive been in the flutes so i cant necessarily call myself a tomboy cuz i AM a guy. i even call myself TJ rather than my real name Taylor because i can see why there are girls named taylor but i can't see why guys are...

now for the brass:

trumpets: always have something to say! they never stop talking and always have to be the ones to overblow and play louder than even the drumline. they are also video game crazy!! i can't stand them

melliphones: know it alls

low brass: crazy and funny

percussion: the craziest ones in the band but cracks everyone up. also have something to say but they don't always complain like the trumpets
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