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 Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:59 pm
There is a huge difference between "I don't like condoms" and "Condoms don't work."
Ooh, I forgot about Jack's clown fear. I guess he has another reason to fear the Nyz.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:15 pm
Are you implying that I am a clown?
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:06 pm
okay, so had to post it here, where else?
Spiderman kisses are amazing!
(but I was the one playing spiderman, being the monkey that i am)
and then we got asked to buy marijuana xD
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:32 pm
Jack is afraid of clowns?
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:53 pm
Draydrigo Ives: I thought that the night for angelitos was added later...
Okay, that's it. The next person to say condoms are useless will be stabbed repeatedly. When used properly condoms are effective 90% of the time. Unfortunatly, many do not use them properly because they don't know how, which renders them to about 60% effective. By 90% and 60% I don't mean they transmit a disease but break or slip. Of course one should use condoms while pregnant; any disease the mother contracts will be given to the baby, who is much more likely to die from it! The idea that condoms don't work is why Palin has a pregnant teenage daughter and thousands of children are born with AIDS every year in Africa and even more are orphaned because their parents died.
*Inhale* Whew. CONDOMS ARE USELESS Now stab me! Pull out all that Palin bullshit no one gives two shits about her. scream
Once more kids in Africa die of STDs because WOMEN ARE RAPPED FREQUENTLY BY RIVAL TRIBES! So while they slaughter the men and women they discgrace the tribal culture by rapping they're women ESPECIALLY when they are pregnant so the mother and the child die from it! Its called Cultural Rivalry and its been going on in Africa before the land was even discovered!
I will not deny however that condoms are protective BUT NOT 90% of the time. Its way less than that because the company that makes them cannot check every single condom that they produce and ship off in packs just to make sure a single sperm thats the size of a micro organism can get through. Condoms are usually made of latex or polyurethane. Polyurethane condoms are made of a type of plastic. They are thinner than the latex condom thus are more delicate to work with. Weather a condom is Latex or Polyurethane simply removing them from the pack can make a microscopic hole in the product thats unoticeable but big enough for even a single sperm to slither through.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:03 pm
condoms work....they just don't feel that fantastic.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:06 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:31 pm
NEVER GIVE UP PLETHORA! We will rid the world of condoms! lol. who knows maybe we can have a no condoms guild, lol. and then et all kicked out of Gaia together :p
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:35 pm
IvesRountree NEVER GIVE UP PLETHORA! We will rid the world of condoms! lol. who knows maybe we can have a no condoms guild, lol. and then et all kicked out of Gaia together :p
LOL!
And then we all turn into zombies mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:45 pm
Darn it! Nyz already beat us to that one :p
But "Condomless Zombies" is a great name for a band!
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm
IvesRountree Darn it! Nyz already beat us to that one :p But "Condomless Zombies" is a great name for a band!
So does Flacid Bananas but I dont see anyone taking those.
Or Kabana Boys and Banana Toys for a boy band.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:49 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Darn it! Nyz already beat us to that one :p But "Condomless Zombies" is a great name for a band!
So does Flacid Bananas but I dont see anyone taking those.
Or Kabana Boys and Banana Toys for a boy band.
Dont Jynx me! flaccd bananas... that could freeze the blood on any male xd. I can only think of a poor guy with a real hottie having to apologize for being unable to perform, knock on wood, may that never happen to me (please God!)
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:09 pm
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