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 Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:30 pm
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:53 pm
You'd better be careful with that one fire otherwise one of the ladies might read that and ask you out for drinks... lol
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:20 pm
Deathfrost You'd better be careful with that one fire otherwise one of the ladies might read that and ask you out for drinks... lol
...... rofl rofl rofl ......oops!!! ... I mean.... 'I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight' ....... rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:27 am
I love women and I love food. I found a way to enjoy both, let me demonstrate.
God I hope that doesn't get me killed rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:31 am
Fire_Ramses Deathfrost You'd better be careful with that one fire otherwise one of the ladies might read that and ask you out for drinks... lol
...... rofl rofl rofl ......oops!!! ... I mean.... 'I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight' ....... rofl rofl lol but with that one I might ask you out for drinks (though that would be kinda hard )lol
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:14 pm
Girl, I am like the wind. I'll blow you away.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:36 pm
Let me demonstrate to you my theory of time travel, because when we're done it'll be tomorrow.
Lame, I know, but I didn't want to be left out. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:16 am
He says "Are you an angel?"
she says "Why?"
He says "I feel as though I ascended to heaven"
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:09 pm
Arc Inochi Girl, I am like the wind. I'll blow you away.
rofl rofl rofl ....oh dear, that one has some rather 'Farty' connotations...... lol...... rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:51 am
Fire_Ramses Arc Inochi Girl, I am like the wind. I'll blow you away.
rofl rofl rofl ....oh dear, that one has some rather 'Farty' connotations...... lol...... rofl rofl God, then perhaps thats the perfect pickup line for my nasty nephew, farts to often...
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:45 pm
Quite lame these ones are.......
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:55 pm
ok this on is bad but a girl at my job tried to use this one one me yesterday but I switched the roles so that it might not seem as bad.
guy(as the girl is leaving): Hey aren't you forgetting something?
girl: What?
guy: me smile
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:33 pm
Fire_Ramses Deathfrost You'd better be careful with that one fire otherwise one of the ladies might read that and ask you out for drinks... lol
...... rofl rofl rofl ......oops!!! ... I mean.... 'I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight' ....... rofl rofl So, about those drinks.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:17 pm
Hellsing Retard Fire_Ramses Deathfrost You'd better be careful with that one fire otherwise one of the ladies might read that and ask you out for drinks... lol
...... rofl rofl rofl ......oops!!! ... I mean.... 'I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight' ....... rofl rofl So, about those drinks..... LOL ok now that must've came straight out of left field, cause I really didn't see that one coming LOL
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:58 am
lol ok some girl at my job asked this one yesterday........... I just lost my teddy bear.. Wanna take its place? (another girl asked me basically the same thing except she said I just lost my stuffed bear, so will you sleep with me instead? (lol))
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