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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:35 pm
I pick up the piece of paper and burn it for heat. Unfortunately my soul was linked to that piece of paper and I spontaneously combust.
I drop The Grimm Reaper.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:59 am
As i walk my dog to the park i come across the grimm reaper, and well you know what that means...
i drop a dog leash
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:36 pm
I pick up the dog leash only to get mulled to death by the dog on the other end.
I drop a Boeing 747.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:44 pm
The 747 falls on me, and crushes me.
I drop a paper clip.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:43 am
I pick up a paper clip and clip together some important papers of mine.
however...
I get multiple paper cuts from the papers which get infected, I slip on a puddle and bust my head open on pavement, the paper clip gets shoved into my eye causing me to bleed profusely, and a bus runs me over just before the earth beneath me crumbles into an infinite abyss.
I drop my soul in a jar, which somehow got stuck in there in all this mess.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:59 pm
I pick up your soul in a jar and put it on my mantle. However I forgot that the Grim Reaper was coming for your soul and he was rather pissed that I took it. Soooo....yea.
I drop a frying pan.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:44 pm
I use that frying pan to make breakfast. However, I learned that you should never cook bacon shirtless. I get burned, and accidentally electrocute myself by putting my hand in the toaster.
I leave my bacon unattended.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:42 pm
I eat the bacon, but the grease and fat and unhealthiness causes me to have a heart attack 5 seconds later.
I drop a plastic action figure.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:27 pm
I pick up the plastic action figure and toss it over my shoulder. I hate superman. well, the action figure fell into a worm hole that appeared right in front of me and threw the action figure into my chest, knocking me backwards into the worm hole. The worm hole ended somewhere different from before and I get chunked into deep space.
I leave my ghost
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:59 pm
I capture your ghost using a vacuum cleaner but yet again the Grim Reaper shows up looking for your ghost and the inevitable happens.
I drop a Alarm Clock.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:56 pm
I pick up the alarm clock and set it since the one I have stinks. Well, when it goes off the next morning, it buzzes a few times then explodes, leveling the entire city block.
Somehow my yard stick survives the devastation...
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:13 pm
While randomly exploring a pile of rubble, I find a yard stick. I figure I should use it in my investigation as to how a whole city block got destroyed. I attempt to measure the periphery of the destruction, but however I stepped on a foundation that had been weakened, which then crumbled beneath my feet.
I fall into a very deep hole that I cannot escape from, and eventually starve.
Before I fell, though, I dropped a clipboard.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:05 pm
I bend over to pick up the clipboard but stumble and fall into the same hole that crazysrequiem did. When I land I break my neck.
I leave the same clipboard.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:27 pm
I pick up the clipboard I found on the ground and decided to sit down and do my homework. However, when I fastened my homework to the clipboard, the metal clip cut my finger and I ended up dying from a horrible disease.
I leave my half finished pre-calc homework.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:55 pm
I try to do the homework because I'm bored but I shoot myself out of frustration...
I drop a bottle of non-toxic ink.
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