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| Fifteen men on a dead man's chest. Savvy? Walk the plank, ya scurvy sea-dog. Eat cold steal, pigdogs. Oh, wait, that's barbarian talk isn't it. Oh well. |
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 Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:29 am
So did disobay a direct order from a Navagation Officer? The Order was for you to have sex... Just wondering...
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:01 pm
i have a question
why have i met Craig Charles?
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:21 pm
Keldan Badgerjmg Why ask Rimmer when you can ask the Cat. lol Because Rimmer will outright insult your intellect, while Cat will only insult your clothes. xd That is so true. xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:06 am
Ry Ki: "... did who disobey a direct order? You're missing a word there and I don't think I'll answer until you add it. Yes. Ahem."
Maulkin: "Why have you met Craig Charles? I don't know, why have you?"
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:21 am
Good day, Mr Rimmer, it's a pleasure to talk to you. I have a few questions here which I would really love for you to answer (if you have time, oh Great One).
1. Does laying on flattery help with the likelihood of getting my question answered?
2. Have you ever seen that dream that Lister had of the two of you, and if so, what thoughts ran through your mind when you saw it? (I mean the one where you kiss sweatdrop )
3. Do you like waffles?
4. If you were alive (or I were a hologram), would you make sweet love to me?
5. Did you know that I actually like you? As you are, I mean. In the first series.
6. Have you ever considered going to a psychiatrist to work on that self-loathing thing?
Okay, I admit, that is a lot of questions... but I'm cursed with curiosity. Thank you, Mr Rimmer.
P.S. I love you. heart
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:05 pm
"Lanyare, please refer to this carefully numbered and well-laid-out answer sheet I've prepared for you. When you're ready, I'll just be ordering the materials for the temple you're bound to construct for me. *salute* biggrin "
1. For the most part, yes. If it turns out like that time on the psi-moon, however... I shall be sorely disappointed.
2. ... I don't want to talk about it. gonk
3. Not really, no. I don't like breakfast in general, but it's an important part of keeping this brain of mine running in tip-top shape! ... for the most part.
4. Er... how old are you?
5. I didn't, but now I do. I find that in this guild a lot of people like me, though. The Rimmer club in the clubs subforum has become my home away from home... *dreamy sigh*
6. ... I don't know what you're talking about. I don't loathe myself! What is there to loathe? (Yes, that's the ticket. Make her think I'm perfectly fine...)
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:23 pm
Keldan "Lanyare, please refer to this carefully numbered and well-laid-out answer sheet I've prepared for you. When you're ready, I'll just be ordering the materials for the temple you're bound to construct for me. *salute* biggrin " 1. For the most part, yes. If it turns out like that time on the psi-moon, however... I shall be sorely disappointed. 2. ... I don't want to talk about it. gonk 3. Not really, no. I don't like breakfast in general, but it's an important part of keeping this brain of mine running in tip-top shape! ... for the most part. 4. Er... how old are you? 5. I didn't, but now I do. I find that in this guild a lot of people like me, though. The Rimmer club in the clubs subforum has become my home away from home... *dreamy sigh* 6. ... I don't know what you're talking about. I don't loathe myself! What is there to loathe? (Yes, that's the ticket. Make her think I'm perfectly fine...) If you bothered to read her introduction on the other stick thread. You would have know she is only 14, Smeg for brains.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:49 pm
Aragosnat If you bothered to read her introduction on the other stick thread. You would have know she is only 14, Smeg for brains. "Really, I can't be bothered to look at any thread not concerning me. I've got too many drains on my time already. Like ordering Keldan around." ... Rimmer, I will not organize your collection of Napoleon information again. mad
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:38 am
Aragosnat Keldan "Lanyare, please refer to this carefully numbered and well-laid-out answer sheet I've prepared for you. When you're ready, I'll just be ordering the materials for the temple you're bound to construct for me. *salute* biggrin " 1. For the most part, yes. If it turns out like that time on the psi-moon, however... I shall be sorely disappointed. 2. ... I don't want to talk about it. gonk 3. Not really, no. I don't like breakfast in general, but it's an important part of keeping this brain of mine running in tip-top shape! ... for the most part. 4. Er... how old are you? 5. I didn't, but now I do. I find that in this guild a lot of people like me, though. The Rimmer club in the clubs subforum has become my home away from home... *dreamy sigh* 6. ... I don't know what you're talking about. I don't loathe myself! What is there to loathe? (Yes, that's the ticket. Make her think I'm perfectly fine...) If you bothered to read her introduction on the other stick thread. You would have know she is only 14, Smeg for brains. Hush! Don't let him know! ninja
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:19 am
Oh, and a few more questions.
1. Can I call you Rimsie?
2. Would you like a mint? *offers the bag*
3. I will be constructing a mini-temple to you soon. How do you feel about that?
4. Do you prefer "The One and Only Rimmer" or "Rimmer the Great" as your title in the temple?
5. Do you like soup, and if so, what's your favourite flavour? This excludes gazpacho because it is an evil soup and not worthy of the title 'soup'.
I know I'm a pest, but I have so much curiosity about how your brilliant mind works 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:33 am
"... are you sure you're not just insane? Because I can see how that might work out... no, nevermind.
1. Seems like everyone else around here does.
2. It's not actually some sort of disgusting space-bug or something, is it? *eyes suspiciously*
3. A bit like Christmas has come early.
4. I prefer "His Grace the Magnificent and Highly-Esteemed Arnold J. (stands for Jonathan, dammit) Rimmer."
5. I hate soup. Never mention soup to me again. ESPECIALLY GAZPACHO. scream
... ahem. Pardon my little outburst, there."
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:04 am
Keldan "... are you sure you're not just insane? Because I can see how that might work out... no, nevermind. 1. Seems like everyone else around here does. 2. It's not actually some sort of disgusting space-bug or something, is it? *eyes suspiciously* 3. A bit like Christmas has come early. 4. I prefer "His Grace the Magnificent and Highly-Esteemed Arnold J. (stands for Jonathan, dammit) Rimmer." 5. I hate soup. Never mention soup to me again. ESPECIALLY GAZPACHO. scream ... ahem. Pardon my little outburst, there." S'ok. Shouldn't have touched that sore spot sweatdrop sorry. And about the insanity... well. It depends on your opinion.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:20 pm
Lanyare Keldan "... are you sure you're not just insane? Because I can see how that might work out... no, nevermind. 1. Seems like everyone else around here does. 2. It's not actually some sort of disgusting space-bug or something, is it? *eyes suspiciously* 3. A bit like Christmas has come early. 4. I prefer "His Grace the Magnificent and Highly-Esteemed Arnold J. (stands for Jonathan, dammit) Rimmer." 5. I hate soup. Never mention soup to me again. ESPECIALLY GAZPACHO. scream ... ahem. Pardon my little outburst, there." S'ok. Shouldn't have touched that sore spot sweatdrop sorry. And about the insanity... well. It depends on your opinion. Well. I have to say dont be sorry. It is Rimmer we are talking about after all. That goit.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:52 am
Yeah, he is a goit domokun . But he's the coolest goit ever heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:57 pm
I would say do a little strip dance for him. But, I don't think he would last five secods before fainting from all the excitement.
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