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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:50 pm
...By the Gods, I'm bored. What ever happened to the devastating number of soldiers on their way to wreak havoc on Amphipolis?((omg, I almost wrote Sunnydale. gonk ))
At least it would've kept me occupied.
-Throws a sai into a wall.-
Nice shot. Too bad Xena's not around to see how butch I'm becoming.
-Flexes abs, and then tries to take the sai out of the wall, but it's stuck fast. Pulls harder, but loses grip and falls over.-
Son of a bacchae.
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:52 pm
*sees Gabrielle and pops over next to her, ignoring her little faux pas*
Hello, Gabrielle. It's been a while.
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:56 pm
-Is taken aback by the all powerful Goddess of butch, and pretends she meant to get her Sai stuck in the wall-
Artemis, I don't believe I've had the honor.
Uh, what brings you to Amphipolis?
Wait!- Don't tell me. It's the wine, isn't it?
-Is not telling funny jokes.-
Heh heh..
-Looks over at the endless scenery of soldiers-
Or, you know.. The impending apocalyptic war might have something to do with it..
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:33 pm
*looks around at all the scrawny, vagabonds running around pretending to be soldiers*
Impending apocalyptic war? Or not. stare Aphy called me here to try and get me to use my precious Amazons to disband this "army," but I don't think it's worth their time.
*snaps my fingers and all the "soldiers" pants fall down*
*starts laughing histerically*
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:12 pm
(Aw Eemz, ya didn't have to make it hard. I wasn't expecting to have to provide a logical argument. gonk Fenny and Pez want this arc over with and fast! crying )
Artemis hun, please! You won't be putting your Amazons at such a major risk. Them and Xena's army can wipe the floor with these guys! And they'll have my protection! And the best leaders they could ask for! *gestures to Xena and then Gabby* Whataya say, huh? heart
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:14 pm
(We need Skillzy and Pez! gonk This can't go on without Xena and Darius!)
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:01 pm
right right....where did i leave me? ninja
*deh soldiers start trippin over their pants and fallin on eachother. xena scrunches her mouth trys not teh laugh* this has teh be a joke stare i can beat these guys with a chakram eel stare *looks around* im pretty sure i did with some of them actually ninja *deh men pull their pants back up all embarressed like. xena looks at deh little man who she just noticed yellin at her for deh army* really? stare ....REALLY? stare *walks up teh darius and flips over him then puts 4 fingers on his neck* i could have yuu dead on my boots in 30 seconds stare i think yuu wanna think this over stare
*ish just sittin around somewhere watchin xena*
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:52 pm
Sooooo....You want my Amazons to just come slaughter these nincompoops? That doesn't sound very sporting. Nor does it sound like something the goddess of love wants to happen. I sense a trick. ninja
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:13 am
EhmiEhmi Sooooo....You want my Amazons to just come slaughter these nincompoops? That doesn't sound very sporting. Nor does it sound like something the goddess of love wants to happen. I sense a trick. ninja (Your spidey-senses are getting seriously rusty. stare Heathus ******** Christ Eemz! (Scuse the sailor talk.) It's not a trick! It's not sabotage! It's not anything and you know it! Did Pez tell you to stall until he can talk me down in the other thread?)
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:15 am
It's not a trick! Common sis! You know it's me! Who else could be this fabulous? talk2hand
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:20 am
*suddenly hits Xena in the back of the head with the body of a metal pike*
(((I'm assuming she would be temporarily knocked out or at least very dazed.)))
*reaches up* Mne..Mnemosy..ne!
*looks down at Darius--still dying from the pinch*
Sorry Darius. Nothing personal. It's just good business.
*picks up his sword and holds it in the air*
GET BACK IN RANK! ALL OF YOU! NOW! scream
*dies*
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:54 pm
*looks hard at Aphrodite but can't think of any reason for her to lie*
Fine. stare I guess it's not like I'm really gonna lose any of them to this mangy bunch. rolleyes
*pops out to Amazonia and pops backa few minutes later*
OK, it's done. They'll be here in the morning. rolleyes
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:13 pm
-Was eavesdropping-
So the amazons are coming after all?
-Shakes her head and chuckles-
Leave it to the Gods to over react. rolleyes
Really, Aphrodite, I had this under control.
-Looks behind shoulder, and tumbleweed blows across the empty town.-
Well, I may not have much back up, but I would've thought of a plan.. Eventually... I think.
-Glances back towards the bumbling soldiers trying to pull up they're pants.-
If anything, at least the amazons would get a kick out of this.
-Laughs at the soldiers exposed and stupid looking undergarments, but then sees a flow of ebony hair in the distance..-
Xena.
surprised heart
She still owes me dinner! Gods dammit.
mad
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:49 am
EhmiEhmi *looks hard at Aphrodite but can't think of any reason for her to lie* Fine. stare I guess it's not like I'm really gonna lose any of them to this mangy bunch. rolleyes *pops out to Amazonia and pops backa few minutes later* OK, it's done. They'll be here in the morning. rolleyes (Shouldn't we poof them here now?)
Thanks, doll! You're the best! *blows a kiss at you and poofs to the Temple*
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:52 am
*xena falls down to deh ground blinkin a lot and rubbin deh back of her head* wh...whut? *she turns around and squints at nem* nnngr.... yur....yur that village tramp arent yuu? *gets back teh my feet and smirks at nem still rubbin my head* so whut are yuu plannin on doing? stare killin me? real original
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