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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:37 pm


The band doesn't put on a half-time show for the football team, the football team puts on a before and after show for the band.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:37 pm


Marching Band
Game? What Game? I Came For The Band

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:58 pm


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This year, our flute section shirts are gonna say.

Flutes: The loudest melody you've never heard

Also, my friend said something once. It was something along the lines of.

"The band is one big happy family. And in this family, the percussionists are the in-laws that you have to tolerate."

Kinda mean, but I love it. XD
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:03 pm


Our flutes say:FLUTES KICK BRASS

Our sax's say razz RACTICE SAFE SAX........WEAR A NECKSTRAP

Our percussion says:I'D HIT THAT

Then our plain school band T's say "Without us life would b flat"

I love our band T shirts.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:30 pm


ah thats hilarious! xDDD
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:38 pm


[ So Let the Flames Begin ]

( This one`s actually on a shirt )

I`m a fermata . Hold me .

[ And This Is What Will Be , Oh Glory ~ ]

[ CLICK MEH ! ]
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:57 pm


Trumpets: If we're too loud, you're too weak!
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Pianos are special because...
1. Playing soft is called a piano.
2. They can be used to beg.
3. They can make us sad sad
4. They can make us enjoy music!~
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Front:The trumpet section: Don't blow their ego...
Back:..or they'll blow your mind!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:46 am


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This year, our flute section shirts are gonna say.

Flutes: The loudest melody you've never heard

Also, my friend said something once. It was something along the lines of.

"The band is one big happy family. And in this family, the percussionists are the in-laws that you have to tolerate."

Kinda mean, but I love it. XD

haha I'm a percussionist and I love this! It's so true. 3nodding

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:07 am


I actually have this shirt:

A BAND WITHOUT BRASS
is just a bunch of dead beats!

lol I love it.


Here's another one:

How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-12. 1 to screw it in and 11 to argue about how much better they could have done it.

((12 is a random number. You could put in how many trumpets you have in your band. ;] ))

Same question as above.
-One. He just puts his hand in the air and the world revolves around him.

XD

FF? Doesn't that mean forteforte?
((inside joke in my band))

Front: What is this? pp? That doesn't even make sense....
Back: Ohhh... you mean play like the flute section.

Front: We don't play too loud.
Back: You just aren't playing loud enough.



TRUMPETS = LOVE!! XD
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:24 am


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The band doesn't put on a half-time show for the football team, the football team puts on a before and after show for the band.

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My school host Solo&Amseble for our region. And we did have buttons that said:
The Band has a show every Friday night.
The football team has volunteered to entertain you before and after the show.

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colonelhavoc

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:35 pm


Stanz is a cheetah!

Our director(stanz) was in the marines and when some kid stole our golf cart all we saw was a pitch black background and white dress pants flying. We couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard. I think our treasurer is actually getting shirts made.


OOO this isnt really something that can go on a shirt but once in wind ensemble our trumpets stood up during their solo and our director grabbed an eraser and chucked it at them. They parted right down the middle and the eraser nailed our timpani player in the head. he actually fell over and had chalk dust in his hair!
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